I read Bridget Jones diary this weekend. Very good book. Special thanks to Danielle M (buy the pumpkin juice, spike it yourself!), Shandethe Sanders, and Alcione . Did I ever mention how much I love reviews! I'm so mad at Severus! He slept in on the entry for my birthday! This chapter we get to see a bloodthirsty Severus out for revenge. Well, on with the fic.
September 3rd,
Thank whatever is above our heads and rules us all its Sunday. I might have failed the History of magic test, but as it was multiple choice, there's always a chance that the ten out of thirty I guessed on might have been correct. Oh well. It wasn't my fault I didn't read the textbook. Katrina learned how to make writing disappear. Now my history of magic text book has 567 pages of blah blah blah blah blah. Her hair is still pink for that. She hasn't made any effort to change it back, and I'm beginning to think she rather likes the stares. The guy with messy hair's (his name is James, I found out. How dreadfully common) crony was hitting on her! Eew! Eew! Eew! Eew! I'm going to go puke now.
September 4th,
Monday. The start of a new week. Joy. Joy. Joy. I have astronomy at midnight tonight. These teachers are either sadists or vampires (at this point, nothing would surprise me). Did you know I'm the youngest Hogwarts student here? Midnight! Where is the justice?!? It's six o clock and I need to go to sleep! I think I'm gonna cry.
September 6th
I didn't write yesterday. I slept. Astronomy was 3 friggin hours long! It ended at three in the morning, and I had transfiguration at eight o clock! I couldn't even sleep in history of magic because Katrina put filibuster fireworks down my robe, and when she dripped some water on me, BOOM! I had pink and purple stars bouncing out of the front of my robe until 5 at night! The worst part of it was that I had double herbology with the Gryffindors later that day, and James and his crony did not relent. I also scorched the plant we were working on, although I can't for the life of me recollect what it was. My pet snake, Wingardium (the levitating charm, also one of the most fun words in existence to say), has eaten something I am sure Katrina was experimenting on and is now a funny brownish sort of color. I'm going to have to do something drastic to that girl. She turned her hair back. It's no longer pink. Now it's blue with orange polka dots. It clashes horribly. Oh my god. Am I turning into one of those ditzy morons in Hufflepuff? God help us all. I need to hex something(one) NOW!
September 7th,
All of my robes are a lilac-lavender sort of color, and it's not even Katrina's fault. James and his crony did this. They also held up my bunny rabbit boxers my Aunt Ermintrude sent me and shouted out to the entire great hall "look at Severus Snape's bunny rabbit boxers. FYI, he's a first year Slytherin and is sitting right there!" the entire great hall erupted into fits of laughter. Even Dumbledore laughed until he cried. Katrina is standing with me, not against me, surprisingly. She got so mad. She's plotting revenge, I can tell, although whether it's because I'm her friend or because they thought of it before she did I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to go become a hermit and live in a secluded portion of the woods and hex anything that comes my way. I've gotta start packing. I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES.
September 8th,
Dumbledore has refused to accept my withdrawal from Hogwarts. He said it was a stupid reason to leave a school and sent me back to DADA. Stupid muggle loving fool. Everyone thinks that there is something seriously wrong with me. During our detention, Kat and I are going to figure out a way to get back at them. A way they'll never forget. Two days, and then I will be able to savor the sweet taste of revenge. James, Sirius (his crony), you two are going DOWN!
September 9th,
I felt really evil after that last entry, so I did a good deed today. I diffused a filibuster firework that Katrina had put in my jar of beetles eyes. Okay, maybe it was a slightly selfish act, but what can I say, I'm Zeus, Jupiter, Oberon, and Einstein combined! I'm king of the world! I'm the center of the universe! I'm the laughingstock of Hogwarts! I'm depressed! I'm the victim of a rampant cheering charm by Katrina who thought I needed it! Tomorrow's our detention. Operation Get James starts tomorrow. Revenge! I will have revenge!
September 3rd,
Thank whatever is above our heads and rules us all its Sunday. I might have failed the History of magic test, but as it was multiple choice, there's always a chance that the ten out of thirty I guessed on might have been correct. Oh well. It wasn't my fault I didn't read the textbook. Katrina learned how to make writing disappear. Now my history of magic text book has 567 pages of blah blah blah blah blah. Her hair is still pink for that. She hasn't made any effort to change it back, and I'm beginning to think she rather likes the stares. The guy with messy hair's (his name is James, I found out. How dreadfully common) crony was hitting on her! Eew! Eew! Eew! Eew! I'm going to go puke now.
September 4th,
Monday. The start of a new week. Joy. Joy. Joy. I have astronomy at midnight tonight. These teachers are either sadists or vampires (at this point, nothing would surprise me). Did you know I'm the youngest Hogwarts student here? Midnight! Where is the justice?!? It's six o clock and I need to go to sleep! I think I'm gonna cry.
September 6th
I didn't write yesterday. I slept. Astronomy was 3 friggin hours long! It ended at three in the morning, and I had transfiguration at eight o clock! I couldn't even sleep in history of magic because Katrina put filibuster fireworks down my robe, and when she dripped some water on me, BOOM! I had pink and purple stars bouncing out of the front of my robe until 5 at night! The worst part of it was that I had double herbology with the Gryffindors later that day, and James and his crony did not relent. I also scorched the plant we were working on, although I can't for the life of me recollect what it was. My pet snake, Wingardium (the levitating charm, also one of the most fun words in existence to say), has eaten something I am sure Katrina was experimenting on and is now a funny brownish sort of color. I'm going to have to do something drastic to that girl. She turned her hair back. It's no longer pink. Now it's blue with orange polka dots. It clashes horribly. Oh my god. Am I turning into one of those ditzy morons in Hufflepuff? God help us all. I need to hex something(one) NOW!
September 7th,
All of my robes are a lilac-lavender sort of color, and it's not even Katrina's fault. James and his crony did this. They also held up my bunny rabbit boxers my Aunt Ermintrude sent me and shouted out to the entire great hall "look at Severus Snape's bunny rabbit boxers. FYI, he's a first year Slytherin and is sitting right there!" the entire great hall erupted into fits of laughter. Even Dumbledore laughed until he cried. Katrina is standing with me, not against me, surprisingly. She got so mad. She's plotting revenge, I can tell, although whether it's because I'm her friend or because they thought of it before she did I don't know. Anyway, I'm going to go become a hermit and live in a secluded portion of the woods and hex anything that comes my way. I've gotta start packing. I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES I HATE JAMES.
September 8th,
Dumbledore has refused to accept my withdrawal from Hogwarts. He said it was a stupid reason to leave a school and sent me back to DADA. Stupid muggle loving fool. Everyone thinks that there is something seriously wrong with me. During our detention, Kat and I are going to figure out a way to get back at them. A way they'll never forget. Two days, and then I will be able to savor the sweet taste of revenge. James, Sirius (his crony), you two are going DOWN!
September 9th,
I felt really evil after that last entry, so I did a good deed today. I diffused a filibuster firework that Katrina had put in my jar of beetles eyes. Okay, maybe it was a slightly selfish act, but what can I say, I'm Zeus, Jupiter, Oberon, and Einstein combined! I'm king of the world! I'm the center of the universe! I'm the laughingstock of Hogwarts! I'm depressed! I'm the victim of a rampant cheering charm by Katrina who thought I needed it! Tomorrow's our detention. Operation Get James starts tomorrow. Revenge! I will have revenge!