Past the Mission
By Moi
CH. 2: 'Space Dog'
Dis: same
Claim: same
Notes: Uh .... Um .... More mentalness ... Uh .… NO GINNY! SIRIUS BLACK IS NOT ANNOYING! HE'S CUTE TOO! LOL. AND SMOKING
PEOPLE! LOL, I dunno where that came from ... And to clear up confusion ... everyone went to sleep with their clothes on ...
I do that sometimes ... *falls asleep* ok and also you ff.netters -- I have lots of story and plot gaps but oh well. THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND
KELSI ANYWAYS! :)
"So sure, those girls, now are in the Navy,
Those bombs, our friends, can't even hurt you now,
And hold, those tears, 'cause they're still on your side,
Don't, hear, the dogs barking,
Don't say, you know, we've gone Andromeda,
Stood, with, those girls before,
The hair, in pairs, it just got nasty weather,
And now, those girls, are gone."
~
Tori Amos, "Space Dog"
All right, I don't KNOW what happened, I don't WANT to know what happened. All I know is that I woke up, I was in my bed, and
I look at the clock, and it's 10:43 A.M. So I push Magda off of me, and I grab a jacket and head out the door.
"Dear Lord! Where are you going?!" shouted Magda before I left.
"To work, now get in the car!" I said back.
"You could've thrown me a bloody bone here about that!"
In the end, we got in the car and started to drive along.
"You couldn't have waited long enough for your lovely Magdalena to wake up at least?" Magda asked.
"You could've been more lovelier if you didn't smoke," I said, eyeing the cigarette in her hand.
I know, I'm so nice and compassionate in these ways.
She opened the window and threw out her cigarette.
~*~
At around 11:23 we got to Grimm's Alley and I sat down on the concrete. Remus was already there, and so was Rhemyra.
Rhemyra was a pretty person I suppose, she had red dyed hair and looked sorta like a gypsy ... then again, gypsies are ugly so
I wouldn't call her pretty.
Then I saw Chanelle running up and down the Alley like a lunatic. She was my little sister by 10 years ... God she's short ...
and one thing I noticed right off the bat was that she bleached her hair and dyed it violet at the ends.
I watched her run a bit more, and then I stood up, hid my face and said, 'I don't know her.'
She heard me, and said 'Of course you know me! Hee!' She proceeded to running on the streets, singing, "And if I die today
I'll be the happy phantom, and I'll go wearing my naughties like a Jew ..."
Magdalena shouted after her, "What if we don't wanna see you do that?!"
"Too bad!" she shouted, and sang "Woo hoo! The time is getting closer! Woo hoo! The time to be a ghost ..."
It was funny how all of us, about 37 years old, got along with someone 27 ... maybe it's friendship ...? Nah ... we all do it so we get paid.
"Come back and sit down!" i told her.
"You people always ruin my fun ..." she said and pouted.
"Not our fault you grew up to be 11 and stayed that age ..." I reminded her.
"Not my fault you turned 16 and never grew up," she retorted.
"Not my fault --"
"You people are so frickin immature!" shouted Magda.
Everyone stared at her. We weren't exactly used to having Magdalena scream and curse like a maniac ... of course, she was
named after Maria Magdalena, who was a crazy slut ... so ... I guess I should expect that.
"yes, I know, I'm very beautiful," she said sarcastically, meeting everyone's stares.
She took out another cigarette, and I said:" Smoking causes cancer and other respiratory problems --"
She threw out her second cigarette of the day.
Magda;s been smoking since she was 15. No one could stop her. but I guess that's all you live up to, once everyone's been
treating you like crap for 15 years. But it didn't do the best for her anyways. Her teeth were pale yellow, she looked tired all the time,
and her golden hair got duller.
"Why are we here?" asked my lunatic sister.
"To bore you to death," said Remus, ripping off asphalt from the ground.
"Well, goody!"
"Mmhmm ... we're all out to get you ... we all want you to suf--" I said, before getting too tired to talk.
"My God, I'm part of a conspiracy," I heard Chani say.
Remus kicked me awake. "And I love you too," i said ot him.
"And what do our almighty Enemy Intelligence Agents have us here for?" asked Chanelle, getting steadily impatient with the adults just
walking arouynd waiting and kicking stones.
"We're here for some Deatheaters to come ... or something like that ... Hell I don't know ..." said Rhemyra.
"What, had too much gin last night, Myra?" asked Magda.
"Shut up."
Remus cut in by saying, "Yeah, basically what she saidm" jerking a thumb towards Myra.
"Sooooo ... we wait, eh?" asked Chanelle.
"Yep."
"Yay." she said, rather dully.
"I don't know what you find so dull about it, Chan. I find it interesting to kill people ... until they bleed ... red is such a pretty color,
you know ... and blood tatstes so sweet like revenge ..." I said, staring off into space, my eyes probably glazing over.
"Oh. My. God. Shut up! SHUT UP!!!!" Magda screamed, getting truly afraid of me.
"Stop talking that way," said Chanelle. "Stop talking like you're possesed."
I stared at her with a horible look that screamed, 'You're so pitiful' and said,"But maybe I am, my dear. Maybe I am," I went over to her
and held her had in my hand. "The mysteries of God were kept somewhere in the world, and it's only in the Devils alive here. The little secrets
no one ever cared to tell us are in the 7 Evil Spirits of Maria M." I said in a higher pitch, in a mocking tone, "But we never met them, have we?"
I asked. "Have we?"
"And who are you, Jesus?" spat Myra.
"No, I am but a pastor of the Demon and a follower of Christ."
By Moi
CH. 2: 'Space Dog'
Dis: same
Claim: same
Notes: Uh .... Um .... More mentalness ... Uh .… NO GINNY! SIRIUS BLACK IS NOT ANNOYING! HE'S CUTE TOO! LOL. AND SMOKING
PEOPLE! LOL, I dunno where that came from ... And to clear up confusion ... everyone went to sleep with their clothes on ...
I do that sometimes ... *falls asleep* ok and also you ff.netters -- I have lots of story and plot gaps but oh well. THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND
KELSI ANYWAYS! :)
"So sure, those girls, now are in the Navy,
Those bombs, our friends, can't even hurt you now,
And hold, those tears, 'cause they're still on your side,
Don't, hear, the dogs barking,
Don't say, you know, we've gone Andromeda,
Stood, with, those girls before,
The hair, in pairs, it just got nasty weather,
And now, those girls, are gone."
~
Tori Amos, "Space Dog"
All right, I don't KNOW what happened, I don't WANT to know what happened. All I know is that I woke up, I was in my bed, and
I look at the clock, and it's 10:43 A.M. So I push Magda off of me, and I grab a jacket and head out the door.
"Dear Lord! Where are you going?!" shouted Magda before I left.
"To work, now get in the car!" I said back.
"You could've thrown me a bloody bone here about that!"
In the end, we got in the car and started to drive along.
"You couldn't have waited long enough for your lovely Magdalena to wake up at least?" Magda asked.
"You could've been more lovelier if you didn't smoke," I said, eyeing the cigarette in her hand.
I know, I'm so nice and compassionate in these ways.
She opened the window and threw out her cigarette.
~*~
At around 11:23 we got to Grimm's Alley and I sat down on the concrete. Remus was already there, and so was Rhemyra.
Rhemyra was a pretty person I suppose, she had red dyed hair and looked sorta like a gypsy ... then again, gypsies are ugly so
I wouldn't call her pretty.
Then I saw Chanelle running up and down the Alley like a lunatic. She was my little sister by 10 years ... God she's short ...
and one thing I noticed right off the bat was that she bleached her hair and dyed it violet at the ends.
I watched her run a bit more, and then I stood up, hid my face and said, 'I don't know her.'
She heard me, and said 'Of course you know me! Hee!' She proceeded to running on the streets, singing, "And if I die today
I'll be the happy phantom, and I'll go wearing my naughties like a Jew ..."
Magdalena shouted after her, "What if we don't wanna see you do that?!"
"Too bad!" she shouted, and sang "Woo hoo! The time is getting closer! Woo hoo! The time to be a ghost ..."
It was funny how all of us, about 37 years old, got along with someone 27 ... maybe it's friendship ...? Nah ... we all do it so we get paid.
"Come back and sit down!" i told her.
"You people always ruin my fun ..." she said and pouted.
"Not our fault you grew up to be 11 and stayed that age ..." I reminded her.
"Not my fault you turned 16 and never grew up," she retorted.
"Not my fault --"
"You people are so frickin immature!" shouted Magda.
Everyone stared at her. We weren't exactly used to having Magdalena scream and curse like a maniac ... of course, she was
named after Maria Magdalena, who was a crazy slut ... so ... I guess I should expect that.
"yes, I know, I'm very beautiful," she said sarcastically, meeting everyone's stares.
She took out another cigarette, and I said:" Smoking causes cancer and other respiratory problems --"
She threw out her second cigarette of the day.
Magda;s been smoking since she was 15. No one could stop her. but I guess that's all you live up to, once everyone's been
treating you like crap for 15 years. But it didn't do the best for her anyways. Her teeth were pale yellow, she looked tired all the time,
and her golden hair got duller.
"Why are we here?" asked my lunatic sister.
"To bore you to death," said Remus, ripping off asphalt from the ground.
"Well, goody!"
"Mmhmm ... we're all out to get you ... we all want you to suf--" I said, before getting too tired to talk.
"My God, I'm part of a conspiracy," I heard Chani say.
Remus kicked me awake. "And I love you too," i said ot him.
"And what do our almighty Enemy Intelligence Agents have us here for?" asked Chanelle, getting steadily impatient with the adults just
walking arouynd waiting and kicking stones.
"We're here for some Deatheaters to come ... or something like that ... Hell I don't know ..." said Rhemyra.
"What, had too much gin last night, Myra?" asked Magda.
"Shut up."
Remus cut in by saying, "Yeah, basically what she saidm" jerking a thumb towards Myra.
"Sooooo ... we wait, eh?" asked Chanelle.
"Yep."
"Yay." she said, rather dully.
"I don't know what you find so dull about it, Chan. I find it interesting to kill people ... until they bleed ... red is such a pretty color,
you know ... and blood tatstes so sweet like revenge ..." I said, staring off into space, my eyes probably glazing over.
"Oh. My. God. Shut up! SHUT UP!!!!" Magda screamed, getting truly afraid of me.
"Stop talking that way," said Chanelle. "Stop talking like you're possesed."
I stared at her with a horible look that screamed, 'You're so pitiful' and said,"But maybe I am, my dear. Maybe I am," I went over to her
and held her had in my hand. "The mysteries of God were kept somewhere in the world, and it's only in the Devils alive here. The little secrets
no one ever cared to tell us are in the 7 Evil Spirits of Maria M." I said in a higher pitch, in a mocking tone, "But we never met them, have we?"
I asked. "Have we?"
"And who are you, Jesus?" spat Myra.
"No, I am but a pastor of the Demon and a follower of Christ."