When I get to Logan's apartment I hear laughter. I specifically hear a
very drunk Zane, and a very drunk Logan's laughter. Let me explain some
stuff about Zane. He's a little bit of a boozehound; he makes his own
moonshine. The stuff's horrid though. You take a shot or two of it and
you're out cold. I'm an X5 and it knocks me out, but I don't have a very high
tolerance for alcohol. If Zane brought any of that shit he makes with him,
Logan's going to be regretting it in the morning. Zane's not drunk all the
time, though. He gets drunk about once every two weeks, but when he gets
drunk it's as drunk as someone can get. I open the door and there's Logan
and Zane drinking and obviously enjoying it. They have no clue I'm here, so
I'll just eavesdrop for a while.
"So Logan, you and Max were an item? How long, man?"
"Well, we knew each other for..." In Logan's drunken state, remembering
dates seems to be a task for him. "...a year, yeah, a year and three days. No.
Yeah, three days. We were a couple for I guess three days."
"Good for you, man. My longest relationship was 24 hours long with a
stripper named Candy. At least that's the longest one I remember." Zane
erupted with laughter, as did Logan. That's when I decided to step in.
"Alright, boys, hand over the hooch," I say in an attempt to make them
competent for morning. A failed attempt.
"No way, Jond, the hooch is mine!" Zane protests.
"Yeah, well, you're making Logan piss shit drunk so give it up!" I say
back, in slight retaliation.
"Wait wait wait. I'm not drunk," Logan replies. If he's not drunk, I'm
a princess. Hmm. Logan being drunk could get me more information that I
wouldn't get if his tongue weren't loosened.
"Logan, what was the first thing you thought when you saw Max?"
"Well," Logan said frowning in concentration. "I thought this dark beauty
was amazing, and she was probably a sex kitten in bed and that I'd do
anything to find her." Why am I shocked Logan's a regular man? I dunno, I
guess I expected more from him. "The next time I saw her, I thought she was
amazingly intelligent and that I have to find her secret."
"So the first time you saw her she made little Logan rise to attention?"
Zane asked, still in a drunken stupor. How much had they had to drink?
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very drunk Zane, and a very drunk Logan's laughter. Let me explain some
stuff about Zane. He's a little bit of a boozehound; he makes his own
moonshine. The stuff's horrid though. You take a shot or two of it and
you're out cold. I'm an X5 and it knocks me out, but I don't have a very high
tolerance for alcohol. If Zane brought any of that shit he makes with him,
Logan's going to be regretting it in the morning. Zane's not drunk all the
time, though. He gets drunk about once every two weeks, but when he gets
drunk it's as drunk as someone can get. I open the door and there's Logan
and Zane drinking and obviously enjoying it. They have no clue I'm here, so
I'll just eavesdrop for a while.
"So Logan, you and Max were an item? How long, man?"
"Well, we knew each other for..." In Logan's drunken state, remembering
dates seems to be a task for him. "...a year, yeah, a year and three days. No.
Yeah, three days. We were a couple for I guess three days."
"Good for you, man. My longest relationship was 24 hours long with a
stripper named Candy. At least that's the longest one I remember." Zane
erupted with laughter, as did Logan. That's when I decided to step in.
"Alright, boys, hand over the hooch," I say in an attempt to make them
competent for morning. A failed attempt.
"No way, Jond, the hooch is mine!" Zane protests.
"Yeah, well, you're making Logan piss shit drunk so give it up!" I say
back, in slight retaliation.
"Wait wait wait. I'm not drunk," Logan replies. If he's not drunk, I'm
a princess. Hmm. Logan being drunk could get me more information that I
wouldn't get if his tongue weren't loosened.
"Logan, what was the first thing you thought when you saw Max?"
"Well," Logan said frowning in concentration. "I thought this dark beauty
was amazing, and she was probably a sex kitten in bed and that I'd do
anything to find her." Why am I shocked Logan's a regular man? I dunno, I
guess I expected more from him. "The next time I saw her, I thought she was
amazingly intelligent and that I have to find her secret."
"So the first time you saw her she made little Logan rise to attention?"
Zane asked, still in a drunken stupor. How much had they had to drink?
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