Doctor Cosmo
[Cosmo is in a donkey form and Timmy is blindfolded]
Timmy: Okay, Cosmo, hold still!
Cosmo: (nervously) Uh, Timmy, are you sure that this is a good idea?
Timmy: Cosmo, who made this wish?
Cosmo: You, Timmy! That's you!
Timmy: Okay, then! (starts walking toward Cosmo with a pin-tail)
Cosmo: (gets a '!' over his head) Wait a minute...pointy object! Timmy!
Timmy: Hold still...!
Cosmo: Ack! (takes out his wand and sends out some magic at the pin)
Timmy: (takes off his blindfold) Huh? Whoa!! (ducks) Cosmo! What was that for?!
Cosmo: Sorry, Timmy! Stupid reflex!
Wanda: (appears) Hey you guys! I just remembered that-! (gets hit by the beam) Ooh!! (falls onto the floor)
Cosmo: Wanda!
Timmy: Oh no!
Cosmo: (appears over Wanda) Wanda! Wanda! Are you okay?
Wanda: (dizzily) Ooh...I...
Timmy: Is she okay, Cosmo?
Cosmo: I think so...Wanda? Sweetie? Say something!
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Yes?
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Yes??
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Well, spit it out!
Wanda: A-CHOO!!
[Wanda's sneeze causes the room to entirely rearrange and even sends one of Timmy's lamps through a wall into the bathroom]
Dad: (from the bathroom) Honey! There's a lamp in the tub!
Wanda: (congested) Whoop...
Cosmo: (quickly fixes the hole) Uh-oh...this isn't good, Timmy.
Timmy: What is it, Cosmo?
Wanda: A-choo!
Timmy: Cold?
Cosmo: I'm fine, Timmy, but Wanda's sick!
Wanda: (sniffles) Well, actually-
Cosmo: Wanda has a fairyoverflow!
Timmy: Wha-?
Cosmo: A fairyoverflow! She has too much magic inside of her so the side-effect is a-!
Wanda: Choo!
Cosmo: Exactly!
Timmy: Didn't this happen to you before, Cosmo?
Cosmo: What?
Timmy: And you exploded-
Cosmo: Don't ruin the plot!
Timmy: So how do we cure her?
Cosmo: With TLC!
Timmy: 'Tender Love and Care'?
Cosmo: Noo! The Learning Channel! You stay here, Wanda, and rest.
Wanda: But Cosmo-!
Cosmo: Stay! (floats out of the room with Timmy) Remember! Stay!!
Wanda: (has a sarcastic face) Well, woof..
_____
[Living room; Cosmo is in a form of a book]
Cosmo: Let's see how we can cure a cold.
Timmy: I hope we can cure Wanda soon..
Cosmo: You really care!
Timmy: Yeah...but I want a roller coaster!
Woman: (on T.V.) To cure a cold, you must: (ping) Drink liquids (ping) eat soup (ping) get alot of rest and (ping) drink medicine. With these steps, your cold will be gone.
Timmy: Medicine?
Cosmo: Maybe that's optional!
Timmy: I hope it is! Mom keeps all of the medicine in a locked cabinet.
Cosmo: Now THAT'S security!
Timmy: We better get started anyway. Come on, Cosmo. (picks him up and heads upstairs)
[Timmy enters] Wanda! We're--whoa...
[Timmy's room is full of tissues and a sick Wanda is on the floor with a box]
Wanda: Welcome back, Timmy...(sneezes)
Cosmo: (singy-songy) We're gonna cure you!
Wanda: Cosmo, you know I can-
Cosmo: Don't worry! You're going to feel soo much better! What's the first thing to do, Timmy?
Timmy: Um...(snaps his fingers) Liquid!
Cosmo: All right!! (raises his wand)
Wanda: (gasps) Cosmo! Wait don't-!!
[The room overflows with water and soon enough the house becomes flooded]
Mom: (downstairs; kitchen; spots the furniture floating through the doorway) Ooh...that must've been some pretty cheap scotch-guard.
Timmy: (swims to his bed) Cosmo...not like that...
Cosmo: (blinks) Well...uh...you didn't specify!
Wanda: Cosmo! (sneezes)
Cosmo: Oops..
Timmy: Wait a second... if this is a fairyoverflow and she has TOO much magic, then Cosmo, you can't use magic! You'll just fill her up some more!
Cosmo: Sounds logical.
[Cloud suddenly appears with a 'POOF' with the word 'KA-APPEAR!']
Jorgen Von Strangle: You are correct, Timmy. When dealing with a fairyoverflow, NO MAGIC!!
Wanda: Meh.
Timmy: So we gotta cure you the regular way, Wanda!
Jorgen: Or you can- (disappears)
Timmy: Huh. Well, let's get started! Again..
Cosmo: Fish sticks and grape juice!
Timmy: You wanted to use your magic, huh?
Cosmo: No! Let's make the soup out of fishsticks and grape juice!
Timmy: Uh...how about chicken?
Cosmo: Chicken and grape juice it is!
{T i m e P a s s e s}
Cosmo: Here you go, Wanda! (hands Wanda a bowl of soup and a cup of juice)
Wanda: Thank you, Cosmo, but this is-
Cosmo: Drink, Wanda! You need to feel better!
Timmy: Yeah! (takes off an apron) I want a roller coaster!
Wanda: Ohh...(mutters) I don't want to hurt their feelings...so... (eats some of the soup) My, this is *PANG!*
Timmy: You like it? I made it myself!
Wanda: It's *SPROING!* Great, Timmy!
Cosmo: Wait a minute! (takes out a live chicken) Here you go! You need this!
Timmy: Oops..
{Chicken clucks}
Wanda: Listen, guys, you really needn't-
Cosmo: Of course we do, Wanda! We love you!
Wanda: Aww...Cosmo...but-
Timmy: And I want a roller coaster! I mean, me too!
Cosmo: Now, you need to sleep, Wanda. So...(raises his wand)
Timmy: Cosmo! We can't use-!
Cosmo: I know!
(POOF!)
[About 100 sheep appear in the room]
Wanda: Oh my-!
Sheep: Baa! Baa!
Cosmo: If she needs to sleep, she can count sheep!
{Sheep bleat}
Dad: (enters the room)
[Cosmo and Wanda quickly turn into sheep]
Dad: Timmy...where did you get these sheep?
Timmy: Uh...Internet?
Dad: Oh! Okay then! (exits)
[Cosmo and Wanda turn back into themselves]
Timmy: Cosmo...get rid of the sheep!
Cosmo: (stops knitting) Ohh...okay! (makes them disappear, using his wand then holds up a sweater) Look! I made a sweater!
Wanda: Um, you guys...
Cosmo: Wanda! You're supposed to be asleep!
Wanda: But-!
Cosmo: Sleep!
[Wanda quickly falls asleep]
Cosmo: There...I hope she feels better.
Timmy: (quickly puts away roller coaster blueprints) Me too..
[Later..]
Wanda: (wakes up) Ah...I needed that!
Timmy: Mornin' Wanda!
Wanda: Hi, Timmy! Hey...where's Cosmo?
Timmy: Researching.
Wanda: Researching?
(POOF!)
Cosmo: I'm back! Oh, hi, Wanda! (raises his wand and makes a wet cloth appear on Wanda's forehead.) Are you okay, Wanda?
Wanda: Ohh, that's it! That's the last straw!
Cosmo: No, it's not! (makes some straws appear in his hand) Bendy or pre-wrapped?
Wanda: Cosmo!! (sniff) I don't need all of this! It's not neccessary!
Timmy: Huh? Whaddaya mean, Wanda?
Wanda: Well-
Cosmo: Wait!
Wanda: (annoyed) What?!
Cosmo: Well, in my research, all Wanda had to do was release some magic! Then she'd feel better!
Timmy: What?! You mean-!
Wanda: That's exactly what I was trying to tell you!
Cosmo: You were? Well, I was too busy trying to cure-uh...you...whoops.
Timmy: Wow...so this whole time...
Wanda: Now, let me cure me!
[Wanda releases some magic through Timmy's window and makes a large roller coaster in the front yard.]
Timmy: Yes! All right!!
Wanda: (lets out a sigh of relief) I feel great!
Cosmo: {sad expression on his face} I'm glad, Wanda..
Wanda: Oh, Cosmo, I'm sorry. I know you were trying to make me feel better but you-
Cosmo: Didn't listen. I'm sorry, Wanda! From now on, I'm going to listen before I do!
Timmy: Uh-
Wanda: Okay, Cosmo. Well, I want you to listen to this...
Cosmo: All ears!
{Outside, in the front yard}
[Cosmo, sheep, and chicken are on Timmy's roller coaster]
Cosmo: Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!!
Timmy: I love this coaster! Thanks, you guys!
Wanda: No problem, Timmy!
Cosmo: (calling from the roller coaster) None at all!! Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa!!
Timmy: Are you sure that this isn't too harsh for Cosmo, Wanda?
Wanda: I'm sure. Besides, he won't get SICK...oh, wait.
Cosmo: Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nda-a-a-a-a! I don't feel so go-o-o-o-o-od...
Timmy: Think again...I'll get the soup.
{Chicken clucks and sheep bleats}
Cosmo: Thirty-three, thirty-four...
END!
[Cosmo is in a donkey form and Timmy is blindfolded]
Timmy: Okay, Cosmo, hold still!
Cosmo: (nervously) Uh, Timmy, are you sure that this is a good idea?
Timmy: Cosmo, who made this wish?
Cosmo: You, Timmy! That's you!
Timmy: Okay, then! (starts walking toward Cosmo with a pin-tail)
Cosmo: (gets a '!' over his head) Wait a minute...pointy object! Timmy!
Timmy: Hold still...!
Cosmo: Ack! (takes out his wand and sends out some magic at the pin)
Timmy: (takes off his blindfold) Huh? Whoa!! (ducks) Cosmo! What was that for?!
Cosmo: Sorry, Timmy! Stupid reflex!
Wanda: (appears) Hey you guys! I just remembered that-! (gets hit by the beam) Ooh!! (falls onto the floor)
Cosmo: Wanda!
Timmy: Oh no!
Cosmo: (appears over Wanda) Wanda! Wanda! Are you okay?
Wanda: (dizzily) Ooh...I...
Timmy: Is she okay, Cosmo?
Cosmo: I think so...Wanda? Sweetie? Say something!
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Yes?
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Yes??
Wanda: A-!
Cosmo: Well, spit it out!
Wanda: A-CHOO!!
[Wanda's sneeze causes the room to entirely rearrange and even sends one of Timmy's lamps through a wall into the bathroom]
Dad: (from the bathroom) Honey! There's a lamp in the tub!
Wanda: (congested) Whoop...
Cosmo: (quickly fixes the hole) Uh-oh...this isn't good, Timmy.
Timmy: What is it, Cosmo?
Wanda: A-choo!
Timmy: Cold?
Cosmo: I'm fine, Timmy, but Wanda's sick!
Wanda: (sniffles) Well, actually-
Cosmo: Wanda has a fairyoverflow!
Timmy: Wha-?
Cosmo: A fairyoverflow! She has too much magic inside of her so the side-effect is a-!
Wanda: Choo!
Cosmo: Exactly!
Timmy: Didn't this happen to you before, Cosmo?
Cosmo: What?
Timmy: And you exploded-
Cosmo: Don't ruin the plot!
Timmy: So how do we cure her?
Cosmo: With TLC!
Timmy: 'Tender Love and Care'?
Cosmo: Noo! The Learning Channel! You stay here, Wanda, and rest.
Wanda: But Cosmo-!
Cosmo: Stay! (floats out of the room with Timmy) Remember! Stay!!
Wanda: (has a sarcastic face) Well, woof..
_____
[Living room; Cosmo is in a form of a book]
Cosmo: Let's see how we can cure a cold.
Timmy: I hope we can cure Wanda soon..
Cosmo: You really care!
Timmy: Yeah...but I want a roller coaster!
Woman: (on T.V.) To cure a cold, you must: (ping) Drink liquids (ping) eat soup (ping) get alot of rest and (ping) drink medicine. With these steps, your cold will be gone.
Timmy: Medicine?
Cosmo: Maybe that's optional!
Timmy: I hope it is! Mom keeps all of the medicine in a locked cabinet.
Cosmo: Now THAT'S security!
Timmy: We better get started anyway. Come on, Cosmo. (picks him up and heads upstairs)
[Timmy enters] Wanda! We're--whoa...
[Timmy's room is full of tissues and a sick Wanda is on the floor with a box]
Wanda: Welcome back, Timmy...(sneezes)
Cosmo: (singy-songy) We're gonna cure you!
Wanda: Cosmo, you know I can-
Cosmo: Don't worry! You're going to feel soo much better! What's the first thing to do, Timmy?
Timmy: Um...(snaps his fingers) Liquid!
Cosmo: All right!! (raises his wand)
Wanda: (gasps) Cosmo! Wait don't-!!
[The room overflows with water and soon enough the house becomes flooded]
Mom: (downstairs; kitchen; spots the furniture floating through the doorway) Ooh...that must've been some pretty cheap scotch-guard.
Timmy: (swims to his bed) Cosmo...not like that...
Cosmo: (blinks) Well...uh...you didn't specify!
Wanda: Cosmo! (sneezes)
Cosmo: Oops..
Timmy: Wait a second... if this is a fairyoverflow and she has TOO much magic, then Cosmo, you can't use magic! You'll just fill her up some more!
Cosmo: Sounds logical.
[Cloud suddenly appears with a 'POOF' with the word 'KA-APPEAR!']
Jorgen Von Strangle: You are correct, Timmy. When dealing with a fairyoverflow, NO MAGIC!!
Wanda: Meh.
Timmy: So we gotta cure you the regular way, Wanda!
Jorgen: Or you can- (disappears)
Timmy: Huh. Well, let's get started! Again..
Cosmo: Fish sticks and grape juice!
Timmy: You wanted to use your magic, huh?
Cosmo: No! Let's make the soup out of fishsticks and grape juice!
Timmy: Uh...how about chicken?
Cosmo: Chicken and grape juice it is!
{T i m e P a s s e s}
Cosmo: Here you go, Wanda! (hands Wanda a bowl of soup and a cup of juice)
Wanda: Thank you, Cosmo, but this is-
Cosmo: Drink, Wanda! You need to feel better!
Timmy: Yeah! (takes off an apron) I want a roller coaster!
Wanda: Ohh...(mutters) I don't want to hurt their feelings...so... (eats some of the soup) My, this is *PANG!*
Timmy: You like it? I made it myself!
Wanda: It's *SPROING!* Great, Timmy!
Cosmo: Wait a minute! (takes out a live chicken) Here you go! You need this!
Timmy: Oops..
{Chicken clucks}
Wanda: Listen, guys, you really needn't-
Cosmo: Of course we do, Wanda! We love you!
Wanda: Aww...Cosmo...but-
Timmy: And I want a roller coaster! I mean, me too!
Cosmo: Now, you need to sleep, Wanda. So...(raises his wand)
Timmy: Cosmo! We can't use-!
Cosmo: I know!
(POOF!)
[About 100 sheep appear in the room]
Wanda: Oh my-!
Sheep: Baa! Baa!
Cosmo: If she needs to sleep, she can count sheep!
{Sheep bleat}
Dad: (enters the room)
[Cosmo and Wanda quickly turn into sheep]
Dad: Timmy...where did you get these sheep?
Timmy: Uh...Internet?
Dad: Oh! Okay then! (exits)
[Cosmo and Wanda turn back into themselves]
Timmy: Cosmo...get rid of the sheep!
Cosmo: (stops knitting) Ohh...okay! (makes them disappear, using his wand then holds up a sweater) Look! I made a sweater!
Wanda: Um, you guys...
Cosmo: Wanda! You're supposed to be asleep!
Wanda: But-!
Cosmo: Sleep!
[Wanda quickly falls asleep]
Cosmo: There...I hope she feels better.
Timmy: (quickly puts away roller coaster blueprints) Me too..
[Later..]
Wanda: (wakes up) Ah...I needed that!
Timmy: Mornin' Wanda!
Wanda: Hi, Timmy! Hey...where's Cosmo?
Timmy: Researching.
Wanda: Researching?
(POOF!)
Cosmo: I'm back! Oh, hi, Wanda! (raises his wand and makes a wet cloth appear on Wanda's forehead.) Are you okay, Wanda?
Wanda: Ohh, that's it! That's the last straw!
Cosmo: No, it's not! (makes some straws appear in his hand) Bendy or pre-wrapped?
Wanda: Cosmo!! (sniff) I don't need all of this! It's not neccessary!
Timmy: Huh? Whaddaya mean, Wanda?
Wanda: Well-
Cosmo: Wait!
Wanda: (annoyed) What?!
Cosmo: Well, in my research, all Wanda had to do was release some magic! Then she'd feel better!
Timmy: What?! You mean-!
Wanda: That's exactly what I was trying to tell you!
Cosmo: You were? Well, I was too busy trying to cure-uh...you...whoops.
Timmy: Wow...so this whole time...
Wanda: Now, let me cure me!
[Wanda releases some magic through Timmy's window and makes a large roller coaster in the front yard.]
Timmy: Yes! All right!!
Wanda: (lets out a sigh of relief) I feel great!
Cosmo: {sad expression on his face} I'm glad, Wanda..
Wanda: Oh, Cosmo, I'm sorry. I know you were trying to make me feel better but you-
Cosmo: Didn't listen. I'm sorry, Wanda! From now on, I'm going to listen before I do!
Timmy: Uh-
Wanda: Okay, Cosmo. Well, I want you to listen to this...
Cosmo: All ears!
{Outside, in the front yard}
[Cosmo, sheep, and chicken are on Timmy's roller coaster]
Cosmo: Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!!
Timmy: I love this coaster! Thanks, you guys!
Wanda: No problem, Timmy!
Cosmo: (calling from the roller coaster) None at all!! Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa!!
Timmy: Are you sure that this isn't too harsh for Cosmo, Wanda?
Wanda: I'm sure. Besides, he won't get SICK...oh, wait.
Cosmo: Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-nda-a-a-a-a! I don't feel so go-o-o-o-o-od...
Timmy: Think again...I'll get the soup.
{Chicken clucks and sheep bleats}
Cosmo: Thirty-three, thirty-four...
END!