Urotsukidoji V: Kuroko's Party Machine
Tape 1: Death & Rebirth
Scene: Amino-Jyako and two poorly drawn kurokos stand floating in the air above a newly born Osaka. Amino faces a kuroko.
Amino: "Well, Shit, What the hells the Chojin Playing at here?
(The Kurokos shrug. Suddenly Amino's sister Megumi appears in a flash of brilliance.)
Megumi: (Chojin speaks through her.) "Amino, you win. I'm tired of this fuckin game. There's your old world. Now leave me alone I want to screw the brains out of your Sister in private."
Amino: "Hey, Cool. Let's go find an arcade!"
(The two kurokos shrug again. Suddenly a small green hand appears through a rip in reality. The hand opens the hole more and a bulbous green head appears.)
Kuroko: "Oh, Hey boss!"
Amino: (Jumps at Kuroko and gets him in a bear hug.) "KUROKO! I thought we lost you."
Kuroko: (Rolls his eyes) "Yeah, I bet. I'm sure you mention me constantly through Urotsukidoji 3 and 4. Hey who are these two cheese-heads? Replacements? Could they be drawn worse?"
Kuroko2: "We don't get many lines throughout Urot 4. I don't even know who we are!" (Kuroko gets a blank look on his face.)
Kuroko: "Get to stepping hosers. I'm back so there's no need for poorly drawn comic relief!" (The two kurokos tear a hole in reality and hit heads as they both try to get in the same hole. Kuroko helps them both out by kicking them in the asses.)
Amino: "So, Where the hell have you been? You missed a shitload of the series! You haven't met Buju, Ceaser, Himmei, or any of the others."
Kuroko: "I'll rent the movie... Then again I'm not in it so why the fuck should I care!" (Kuroko and Amino fly down towards an Arcade. Suddenly a huge golden man with white feathered wings flies down to the ground. The ground suddenlly spits up a tremendous, skinny, blue, mech. The mech pulls out a vibrating knife and cuts the angels head off.) "Don't mind Rei, She's a cutie, but she's not all quite there... if you know what i mean. (Amino suddenly notices Kuroko has nine blue gems over his body.)
Amino: "What are those Kuroko?"
Kuroko: "Well boss a lot has changed sense you left. When I died I was attempting to escape through a hole in reality. I was shunted to an alternate reality. (Blue light shines behind kuroko, as he dramatically says.) I went from reality to reality putting right things that were wrong... or something."
Amino: "That doesn't answer my question you shit monkey! What the hell are those?" (Amino points at gem in the shape of a nine.)
Kuroko: "They're fucking Metams or something... they give me powers i already had. I got them the first time I changed dimensions." (Kuroko and Amino stop in a pizza parlor. A man wrapped in guaze comes out to take their order.) "Zolf? You Queer i thought you healed! This is my boss Amino-Jyako."
Zolf: (groans) "I did, But the oven wouldn't work this morning. I cast 'Dragon Slave' on it. It blew up in my face."
Kuroko: "Baka Zolf. Give us a pepperoni pizza while I fill my boss in on events."
Amino: "Alright Kuroko, What is this place?"
Kuroko: "This is Osaka numb-nuts. But the Chojin in a fit of lazyness decided not to make any new people. So instead he just reused other anime characters. Alot of them got pulled into this reality when I was pulled back. I'll relate a couple of my trips to you..."
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Blueseed scenes randomly flash while Misato speaks.
Misato: "Next episode Kuroko fights evil trees, and rescues a couple virgin sacrifices and kicks ass and takes names. We return in... 'Make Love, Not War, But Kill Those Evil Ass Trees First!' Plus more fan service from moi!"
Kuroko: "Hey baby why don't you service me?"
Misato: "Oh, Behave you baka hentai monkey!"
(end tape 1)
Tape 1: Death & Rebirth
Scene: Amino-Jyako and two poorly drawn kurokos stand floating in the air above a newly born Osaka. Amino faces a kuroko.
Amino: "Well, Shit, What the hells the Chojin Playing at here?
(The Kurokos shrug. Suddenly Amino's sister Megumi appears in a flash of brilliance.)
Megumi: (Chojin speaks through her.) "Amino, you win. I'm tired of this fuckin game. There's your old world. Now leave me alone I want to screw the brains out of your Sister in private."
Amino: "Hey, Cool. Let's go find an arcade!"
(The two kurokos shrug again. Suddenly a small green hand appears through a rip in reality. The hand opens the hole more and a bulbous green head appears.)
Kuroko: "Oh, Hey boss!"
Amino: (Jumps at Kuroko and gets him in a bear hug.) "KUROKO! I thought we lost you."
Kuroko: (Rolls his eyes) "Yeah, I bet. I'm sure you mention me constantly through Urotsukidoji 3 and 4. Hey who are these two cheese-heads? Replacements? Could they be drawn worse?"
Kuroko2: "We don't get many lines throughout Urot 4. I don't even know who we are!" (Kuroko gets a blank look on his face.)
Kuroko: "Get to stepping hosers. I'm back so there's no need for poorly drawn comic relief!" (The two kurokos tear a hole in reality and hit heads as they both try to get in the same hole. Kuroko helps them both out by kicking them in the asses.)
Amino: "So, Where the hell have you been? You missed a shitload of the series! You haven't met Buju, Ceaser, Himmei, or any of the others."
Kuroko: "I'll rent the movie... Then again I'm not in it so why the fuck should I care!" (Kuroko and Amino fly down towards an Arcade. Suddenly a huge golden man with white feathered wings flies down to the ground. The ground suddenlly spits up a tremendous, skinny, blue, mech. The mech pulls out a vibrating knife and cuts the angels head off.) "Don't mind Rei, She's a cutie, but she's not all quite there... if you know what i mean. (Amino suddenly notices Kuroko has nine blue gems over his body.)
Amino: "What are those Kuroko?"
Kuroko: "Well boss a lot has changed sense you left. When I died I was attempting to escape through a hole in reality. I was shunted to an alternate reality. (Blue light shines behind kuroko, as he dramatically says.) I went from reality to reality putting right things that were wrong... or something."
Amino: "That doesn't answer my question you shit monkey! What the hell are those?" (Amino points at gem in the shape of a nine.)
Kuroko: "They're fucking Metams or something... they give me powers i already had. I got them the first time I changed dimensions." (Kuroko and Amino stop in a pizza parlor. A man wrapped in guaze comes out to take their order.) "Zolf? You Queer i thought you healed! This is my boss Amino-Jyako."
Zolf: (groans) "I did, But the oven wouldn't work this morning. I cast 'Dragon Slave' on it. It blew up in my face."
Kuroko: "Baka Zolf. Give us a pepperoni pizza while I fill my boss in on events."
Amino: "Alright Kuroko, What is this place?"
Kuroko: "This is Osaka numb-nuts. But the Chojin in a fit of lazyness decided not to make any new people. So instead he just reused other anime characters. Alot of them got pulled into this reality when I was pulled back. I'll relate a couple of my trips to you..."
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Blueseed scenes randomly flash while Misato speaks.
Misato: "Next episode Kuroko fights evil trees, and rescues a couple virgin sacrifices and kicks ass and takes names. We return in... 'Make Love, Not War, But Kill Those Evil Ass Trees First!' Plus more fan service from moi!"
Kuroko: "Hey baby why don't you service me?"
Misato: "Oh, Behave you baka hentai monkey!"
(end tape 1)