Urotsukidoji 5: Kuroko's Dance Party
Tape 2: Make Love, Not War, But Kill Those Ass-Munch Trees First
scene: Kuroko and Amino are eating pizza served by Zolf, the mummy guy.
Kuroko: "SO there I am. I'm tearing a hole in reality and Nagumo's blast blows the shit out of me knocking me into another universe. I come too and there's this guy in a red trench coat standing over me." (cuts to scene)
scene: Kusanagi standing over Kuroko, who has stars and birdies flying around his head. Kusanagi Helps him up.
Kusanagi: "Well, Well, Well, It looks like theres someone more powerful then me and that asshole with eight matamas. Hello there. Are you friend or foe?"
Kuroko: (blank expression) "What the hell are you talki... BWAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS ON MY BODY!?!?!"
Kusanagi: "Those my friend are matamas! they give you powers like the aragami. You don't know why you have them?"
Kuroko: (pulls at one and realizes it's afixed to his body tightly) "OW, I don't feel any more powerful? In fact I think my powers were pretty unlimited to begin with! I don't need this shit! How do I get rid of them?"
Kusanagi: "You don't. (He Shrugs) Besides they look cool at least."
Kuroko: "Hey, You're right. (He smiles) Coolio! By the way, I'm Kuroko, a servent to the jyujinki. How ya doin?"
Kusanagi: "I'm Mamoru Kusanagi, a servent to the Princess Kushinada. I'm ok... just looking for some Aragami whose ass I can kick."
Kuroko: "A Princess? Is she a hotty? What's an Aragami? Whose Kaede?"
Kusanagi: (jaw drops) "I haven't told you about Kaede yet... She was the first princess Kushinada, but she's dead, kinda, I think. Aragami are evil plants. Momiji is a hotty. Follow me, I'll show you."
(Kuroko and Kusanagi walk and Kusanagi Jumps to a tree branch and stares into a window. Kuroko floats up to the same spot.)
Kuroko: "Hey! Gotta love the panties! Monkeys!" (Kusanagi laughs and falls out of the tree. Momiji twists in bed and wakes up. She looks out and sees Kuroko looking in. Kuroko gets an innocent smile looks the other way and whistles.)
Momiji: (Opens the window and yells at Kuroko.) "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STARING IN ON ME WHILE I'M SLEEPING!"
Kuroko: (With a blank look on his face he points down.) "He did it first!" (Momiji looks down and sees Kusanagi waving. A weak smile crosses her face.)
Momiji: "Give me a second to get dressed. I'll be right back." (she closes the drapes. Kuroko slowly extnds his head through a wall and suddenly pulls his head back with a black eye.)
Kuroko: (looks at kusinagi.) "She's got spunk." (Momiji walks out the front door wearing her standered red dress and jacket. Kuroko flies down and swoops between her legs and smiles as he looks up.) "Hey, Ducks!"
Kusanagi: "Oh, Really?" (he lifts up her dress and sure enough ducks are staring back at him) "Hey Cool." (Momiji, who is as red as her dress, hits kusanagi over the head knocking him to the ground with a bump on his head and a tear in his eye. She then punts Kuroko into the nearest tree which then grabs him.)
Kuroko: "Help, Help, I'm being repressed!" (The tree branches become tenticles and grab a near by girl.) "This must be my fault, all violence becomes sexual where ever I go."
Kusanagi: (pulls himself from the floor.) "Damn Plants! Wow look at it go! I wonder if I should wait till it's done?" (Momiji introduces her fist to his head again.) "ok, ok." (Kusanagi sprouts blades from his forearms.) "Come get some!" (As the tree rapes the woman Kusanagi tears the tenticles apart. Kuroko moves around screaming.)
Kuroko: (wrestling with branches.) "Kick Ass! KICK ASS! BEEFCAKE!" (Kuroko dissappears from the branches and appears next to Kusanagi yelling.) "KICK ASS!" (Kuroko pulls a whale from nowhere and drops it on the tree crushing it.) "Hey that was fun. Can we do that again."
Kusanagi: (looking at whale on tree.) "Wow, your a cool guy. Did one of those matama's do that?"
Kuroko: (Smiles) "Nope that was all Kuroko, baby! So, do these tree attack alot?" (The tree suddenly pushes the whale aside and sits upright.)
Tree: "ouchie." (Tree sends tenticles towards Kuroko, Kuroko bites the tenticles and the tree whimpers. Kuroko sees the matama on the tree and tears it off. he then tries to afix it to his forehead. It falls off. Tree slumps over.)
Kuroko: "dammit why didn't that work? It seemed like a good idea to me."
Kusanagi: (shrugs) " I tired it too... it doesn't work. well i think we should leave here comes the calvery. We're off Momiji." (Just as they're about to leave mr. yagasheeda and the chief get out of a car.)
Both: "Kuroko! (girls look at them funny.) We've never seen urotsukidoji, seriously, we just heard about it from friends. we don't watch that stuff."
scene: sd blue seed ppl walking on rainbow yelling OMAKE (extra) Kuroko rips through animation his head and kusanagi's appear from rip.
Kusanagi: (looking pissed) "WE'VE BEEN PRE-EMPTED FOR OMAKE THEATER! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!"
Kuroko: (confused) "What's an omake theater? Does it involve samarii?"
Kusanagi: "At the end of every blue seed tape there's a short called 'omake theator' which parodies the episodes on the tape."
Kuroko: (raises an eyebrow) "Parody? well then how do we know that we weren't just in the omake theater? scary!"
Kusanagi: "Wow! That is scary!" (Kuroko disappears in flash of blue.) "Hey, where did my buddy go?"
scene: back to pizza place. amino is asleep and drooling on pizza. kuroko is standing on table and waving arms around.
Kuroko: "Of course all the chicks were in love with me. my parting gift to momiji was a pair of Kuroko panties. I bet she never changes them."
Amino: "Can we go to the arcade now?" (Two girls walk into the pizza place and grab kuroko. one has long brown hair and the other has short blue hair they argue and tug at kuroko.)
Asuka: "He's mine rei! give him to me first child! i want him!"
Rei: "You can't have him."
Kuroko: "girls, girls, theres enough of me to go around (smiles. amino groans) now i'll go with rei to her test and then i'll go with asuka to her's and later i'll let you both ride with me in the berserk eva one!" (misato grabs kuroko from behind and hits both the girls on the head.)
Misato: "enough of that studmuffin, you two girls get back to tokyo 6, (winks at kuroko) and i'll see you later." (she leaves)
Kuroko: "See they all want me."
Amino: (shudders) "Kuroko, good ol' buddy i don't know how you brought your dreams to life but share the wealth!"
Kuroko: "You still want to go to the arcade or hear about my other adventures?"
Amino: (eyes light up at the word "arcade") "I want to go to the arcade!"
Kuroko: "too bad! sit down. I've got more to tell."
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Scene's from eva pass by as misato speaks.
Misato: "With everyone dead shinji and asuka try to repopulate the world. but they can only succeed with the help of a certain green imp. come back next episode for 'Nineth impact... or something" And more fan service! Kawaii!"
Kuroko: "come back to bed honey!"
Misato: "quit i'm giving fanservice!"
Kuroko: "that's just pillow talk baby!"
(end tape 2) be kind please rewind
Tape 2: Make Love, Not War, But Kill Those Ass-Munch Trees First
scene: Kuroko and Amino are eating pizza served by Zolf, the mummy guy.
Kuroko: "SO there I am. I'm tearing a hole in reality and Nagumo's blast blows the shit out of me knocking me into another universe. I come too and there's this guy in a red trench coat standing over me." (cuts to scene)
scene: Kusanagi standing over Kuroko, who has stars and birdies flying around his head. Kusanagi Helps him up.
Kusanagi: "Well, Well, Well, It looks like theres someone more powerful then me and that asshole with eight matamas. Hello there. Are you friend or foe?"
Kuroko: (blank expression) "What the hell are you talki... BWAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS ON MY BODY!?!?!"
Kusanagi: "Those my friend are matamas! they give you powers like the aragami. You don't know why you have them?"
Kuroko: (pulls at one and realizes it's afixed to his body tightly) "OW, I don't feel any more powerful? In fact I think my powers were pretty unlimited to begin with! I don't need this shit! How do I get rid of them?"
Kusanagi: "You don't. (He Shrugs) Besides they look cool at least."
Kuroko: "Hey, You're right. (He smiles) Coolio! By the way, I'm Kuroko, a servent to the jyujinki. How ya doin?"
Kusanagi: "I'm Mamoru Kusanagi, a servent to the Princess Kushinada. I'm ok... just looking for some Aragami whose ass I can kick."
Kuroko: "A Princess? Is she a hotty? What's an Aragami? Whose Kaede?"
Kusanagi: (jaw drops) "I haven't told you about Kaede yet... She was the first princess Kushinada, but she's dead, kinda, I think. Aragami are evil plants. Momiji is a hotty. Follow me, I'll show you."
(Kuroko and Kusanagi walk and Kusanagi Jumps to a tree branch and stares into a window. Kuroko floats up to the same spot.)
Kuroko: "Hey! Gotta love the panties! Monkeys!" (Kusanagi laughs and falls out of the tree. Momiji twists in bed and wakes up. She looks out and sees Kuroko looking in. Kuroko gets an innocent smile looks the other way and whistles.)
Momiji: (Opens the window and yells at Kuroko.) "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STARING IN ON ME WHILE I'M SLEEPING!"
Kuroko: (With a blank look on his face he points down.) "He did it first!" (Momiji looks down and sees Kusanagi waving. A weak smile crosses her face.)
Momiji: "Give me a second to get dressed. I'll be right back." (she closes the drapes. Kuroko slowly extnds his head through a wall and suddenly pulls his head back with a black eye.)
Kuroko: (looks at kusinagi.) "She's got spunk." (Momiji walks out the front door wearing her standered red dress and jacket. Kuroko flies down and swoops between her legs and smiles as he looks up.) "Hey, Ducks!"
Kusanagi: "Oh, Really?" (he lifts up her dress and sure enough ducks are staring back at him) "Hey Cool." (Momiji, who is as red as her dress, hits kusanagi over the head knocking him to the ground with a bump on his head and a tear in his eye. She then punts Kuroko into the nearest tree which then grabs him.)
Kuroko: "Help, Help, I'm being repressed!" (The tree branches become tenticles and grab a near by girl.) "This must be my fault, all violence becomes sexual where ever I go."
Kusanagi: (pulls himself from the floor.) "Damn Plants! Wow look at it go! I wonder if I should wait till it's done?" (Momiji introduces her fist to his head again.) "ok, ok." (Kusanagi sprouts blades from his forearms.) "Come get some!" (As the tree rapes the woman Kusanagi tears the tenticles apart. Kuroko moves around screaming.)
Kuroko: (wrestling with branches.) "Kick Ass! KICK ASS! BEEFCAKE!" (Kuroko dissappears from the branches and appears next to Kusanagi yelling.) "KICK ASS!" (Kuroko pulls a whale from nowhere and drops it on the tree crushing it.) "Hey that was fun. Can we do that again."
Kusanagi: (looking at whale on tree.) "Wow, your a cool guy. Did one of those matama's do that?"
Kuroko: (Smiles) "Nope that was all Kuroko, baby! So, do these tree attack alot?" (The tree suddenly pushes the whale aside and sits upright.)
Tree: "ouchie." (Tree sends tenticles towards Kuroko, Kuroko bites the tenticles and the tree whimpers. Kuroko sees the matama on the tree and tears it off. he then tries to afix it to his forehead. It falls off. Tree slumps over.)
Kuroko: "dammit why didn't that work? It seemed like a good idea to me."
Kusanagi: (shrugs) " I tired it too... it doesn't work. well i think we should leave here comes the calvery. We're off Momiji." (Just as they're about to leave mr. yagasheeda and the chief get out of a car.)
Both: "Kuroko! (girls look at them funny.) We've never seen urotsukidoji, seriously, we just heard about it from friends. we don't watch that stuff."
scene: sd blue seed ppl walking on rainbow yelling OMAKE (extra) Kuroko rips through animation his head and kusanagi's appear from rip.
Kusanagi: (looking pissed) "WE'VE BEEN PRE-EMPTED FOR OMAKE THEATER! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!"
Kuroko: (confused) "What's an omake theater? Does it involve samarii?"
Kusanagi: "At the end of every blue seed tape there's a short called 'omake theator' which parodies the episodes on the tape."
Kuroko: (raises an eyebrow) "Parody? well then how do we know that we weren't just in the omake theater? scary!"
Kusanagi: "Wow! That is scary!" (Kuroko disappears in flash of blue.) "Hey, where did my buddy go?"
scene: back to pizza place. amino is asleep and drooling on pizza. kuroko is standing on table and waving arms around.
Kuroko: "Of course all the chicks were in love with me. my parting gift to momiji was a pair of Kuroko panties. I bet she never changes them."
Amino: "Can we go to the arcade now?" (Two girls walk into the pizza place and grab kuroko. one has long brown hair and the other has short blue hair they argue and tug at kuroko.)
Asuka: "He's mine rei! give him to me first child! i want him!"
Rei: "You can't have him."
Kuroko: "girls, girls, theres enough of me to go around (smiles. amino groans) now i'll go with rei to her test and then i'll go with asuka to her's and later i'll let you both ride with me in the berserk eva one!" (misato grabs kuroko from behind and hits both the girls on the head.)
Misato: "enough of that studmuffin, you two girls get back to tokyo 6, (winks at kuroko) and i'll see you later." (she leaves)
Kuroko: "See they all want me."
Amino: (shudders) "Kuroko, good ol' buddy i don't know how you brought your dreams to life but share the wealth!"
Kuroko: "You still want to go to the arcade or hear about my other adventures?"
Amino: (eyes light up at the word "arcade") "I want to go to the arcade!"
Kuroko: "too bad! sit down. I've got more to tell."
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Scene's from eva pass by as misato speaks.
Misato: "With everyone dead shinji and asuka try to repopulate the world. but they can only succeed with the help of a certain green imp. come back next episode for 'Nineth impact... or something" And more fan service! Kawaii!"
Kuroko: "come back to bed honey!"
Misato: "quit i'm giving fanservice!"
Kuroko: "that's just pillow talk baby!"
(end tape 2) be kind please rewind