Urotsukidoji 5: Kuroko's Disco Inferno
tape 4: No need for perverted little green flying dimensional imps.
Scene: Kuroko is walking towards a door with two wooden boxes outside it he goes to open the door and one of the wooden boxes whirs up.
Gaurdian A: "Kuroko, You are not allowed to enter that...." (as the guardian gets to begining of "that" the door is opened, by the time it finishes the word, gears clunk together inside the box.)
Kuroko: "oops, my bad! next time I'll knock!" (A Look into room reveals tenchi masaki handcufed to the wall and fighting for his life. ayeka hits him with a whip and seems oblivious to Kuroko.)
Ayeka: "Who's Your Mom?"
Tenchi: "Well,technically your my great half-aunt. (snap of whip against skin) my mom is dead! remember, we saved her from kain just so she could die a slow miserable death, as opposed to the quick death kain would have brought. (snap. tenchi groans and mumbles) you're my mom miss ayeka."
Ayeka: "Who is your lord and master? who do you obey?" (snap)
Tenchi: "YOU, you mistress ayeka! KUROKO? is that you? SAVE ME!" (door closes) "Dammit!"(snap)
scene: Kuroko looks at a limp box and then to the other box sitting there politly whistling. He shrugs and walks away talking to himself.
Kuroko: "That would have been cool if not for my background with them. in fact, i would have downright enjoyed it otherwise. that insest shit is whack though! I remember when i first met them."
Scene: ryo-ohki sitting in carrot field blue flash of light and kuroko falls down and hits his ass.
Narrator: (kuroko) "I fell into this field with this rabbit/cat thing."
Passerby: (in real world) "Oh, you mean a cabbit?"
Narrator: "Shut the fuck up. a cabbit?"
Scene: Kuroko is looking at cabbit and others start appearing and eating carrots. Suddenly a feeding frenzy starts. Kuroko, makes way out of the field and stand on the edge all tore up.
Kuroko: "shit." (He see's a temple and walks towards it only to be suddenly molested by a blue haired flying woman. She grabs him and looks at him funny.)
Ryoko: "Who the hell are you?"
Kuroko: "I'm Kuroko, and you're a hotty!" (ryoko smiles) "umm... where the hell am i?"
Ryoko: "You're at the masaki shrine, a safe haven for things not of this earth."
Kuroko: "Well, I'm at the right place then. I ain't from here. What all goes on here?"
Ryoko: "well we got, me, ayeka, mihoshi, sasami, washu, kytsune, granpa yosho, and father nobuyuki, and of course tenchi. and we fight aliens and fight over tenchi, and bring more people to the house. that's about what every episode has comprised of."
Kuroko: "well were off to a start, because we got me. now we gotta figure out where to go from here. how 'bout some sex?"
Ryoko: "What? I'd go for that, but i've promised myself to tenchi? but why do you bring it up?"
Kuroko: "Any series that i show up in has to have sex in it. and well your a cutie so i thought we should start. your lose i guess. so where is everyone?"
Ryoko: "Washu is unveiling a new invention. they're looking at it. lets go see it." (she grabs kuroko's arm and drags him along.)
scene: all the girls and tenchi, nobuyuki, and yosho are around washu who is pulling the sheets off a toilet. they all look at it and their jaws drop.
Tenchi: "washu it's a toilet!"
washu: "yes, but it's an evil toilet."
everyone: "wow!" (toilet bounces around and dissappears.)
mioshi: "where'd the shiny toilet go?"
washu: "oh... shit. it's gone."
sassami: "it's a toilet. what could it do?"
washu: "it's an evil toilet! lord knows we're in trouble now!."
scene: cabbits stop eating carrots and look at the toilet sitting in front of them. all the cabbits "meow" and nod their heads. randomly they jump into the air and change to spaceships. suddenly the sky is filled with spaceships. the space ships charge earth and start destroying cities.
scene: all the girls and the masaki guys are running around the city like they're insane. they run from building to building as they are crushed behind them. tenchi stops and yells at the space ship in the sky.
tenchi: "ryo-ohki? is that you? we got some nice carrots for you. if you change into a nice little cabbit we'll give you some nice plump juicy carrots! please?" ( a laser beam strikes a foot from tenchi and he jumps into sassami's hands and cries.)
Ryoko: "You know this happened once before. there was a small planet that was assaulted like this. it was a good couple centuries ago. but i remember."
Ayeka: "Well? what did they do? how did they win?"
Ryoko: "If i remember correctly they parished and the lose of the plant threw the whole solar system out of whack and all the planets crashed into the sun."
Ayeka: (groan)
scene: in an alley Kuroko is suddenly overcome by his bodily need to eject the double quarter pounder he ate yesterday. he runs around the alley looking for somewhere to go. suddenly... a black board pops up with "seele 69 sound only" written in red chauk on it.
Seele69: "Is this my scene?"
Kuroko: "Oh... You idiot! you were supposed to show up last episode! Where the hell were you?"
Seele69: "Um... i was... um... i don't remember. what should i do now?"
Kuroko: "get out of here. we may need you in a couple episodes though. so don't go to far."
Seele69: "Ok." (pops back down. a toilet sits behind where he popped down. Kuroko sees a toilet and jumps at it. it tries to hop away but it's to slow. he grabs it and sits on it. He smiles and jumps off the toilet wipping his ass with a newspaper as he jumps off. He hits the metal bar on the toilet and the toilet stops moving.)
Kuroko: "it's broke? nasty! i wonder if washu can fix it." (cabbits fall from the sky landing on various parts of the world and eat carrots.)
Tenchi: "I did it! I did it!" (all the girls come up and kiss tenchi all over. and he grins and blushes. Kuroko comes out of the alley and whispers to washu.)
Washu: "A working toilet in the alley that is not working anymore? are you sure? lets go see this." (they wander back and see the toilet sitting there gleeming.) "Kuroko did it! He shut down the toilet! he won the day. all the girls kiss all over kuroko and tenchi turns red with anger.)
Kuroko: "What can i say? That's some industrial strength shit!"
Wahsu: "no... you hit the reboot button."
Kuroko: "Oh.. ok." (washes hands by opening a portal above and under his hand which water flows through.) "So what did i win?" (grins)
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Kuroko watching tv. he just sits there finally he speaks up.
Kuroko: "Leave me alone. go bother misato. i think she's in the shower."
Scene: Gratuotus Misato shower scene! Enjoy. ^_^
(end tape 4) Game Over 50 cents to continue
tape 4: No need for perverted little green flying dimensional imps.
Scene: Kuroko is walking towards a door with two wooden boxes outside it he goes to open the door and one of the wooden boxes whirs up.
Gaurdian A: "Kuroko, You are not allowed to enter that...." (as the guardian gets to begining of "that" the door is opened, by the time it finishes the word, gears clunk together inside the box.)
Kuroko: "oops, my bad! next time I'll knock!" (A Look into room reveals tenchi masaki handcufed to the wall and fighting for his life. ayeka hits him with a whip and seems oblivious to Kuroko.)
Ayeka: "Who's Your Mom?"
Tenchi: "Well,technically your my great half-aunt. (snap of whip against skin) my mom is dead! remember, we saved her from kain just so she could die a slow miserable death, as opposed to the quick death kain would have brought. (snap. tenchi groans and mumbles) you're my mom miss ayeka."
Ayeka: "Who is your lord and master? who do you obey?" (snap)
Tenchi: "YOU, you mistress ayeka! KUROKO? is that you? SAVE ME!" (door closes) "Dammit!"(snap)
scene: Kuroko looks at a limp box and then to the other box sitting there politly whistling. He shrugs and walks away talking to himself.
Kuroko: "That would have been cool if not for my background with them. in fact, i would have downright enjoyed it otherwise. that insest shit is whack though! I remember when i first met them."
Scene: ryo-ohki sitting in carrot field blue flash of light and kuroko falls down and hits his ass.
Narrator: (kuroko) "I fell into this field with this rabbit/cat thing."
Passerby: (in real world) "Oh, you mean a cabbit?"
Narrator: "Shut the fuck up. a cabbit?"
Scene: Kuroko is looking at cabbit and others start appearing and eating carrots. Suddenly a feeding frenzy starts. Kuroko, makes way out of the field and stand on the edge all tore up.
Kuroko: "shit." (He see's a temple and walks towards it only to be suddenly molested by a blue haired flying woman. She grabs him and looks at him funny.)
Ryoko: "Who the hell are you?"
Kuroko: "I'm Kuroko, and you're a hotty!" (ryoko smiles) "umm... where the hell am i?"
Ryoko: "You're at the masaki shrine, a safe haven for things not of this earth."
Kuroko: "Well, I'm at the right place then. I ain't from here. What all goes on here?"
Ryoko: "well we got, me, ayeka, mihoshi, sasami, washu, kytsune, granpa yosho, and father nobuyuki, and of course tenchi. and we fight aliens and fight over tenchi, and bring more people to the house. that's about what every episode has comprised of."
Kuroko: "well were off to a start, because we got me. now we gotta figure out where to go from here. how 'bout some sex?"
Ryoko: "What? I'd go for that, but i've promised myself to tenchi? but why do you bring it up?"
Kuroko: "Any series that i show up in has to have sex in it. and well your a cutie so i thought we should start. your lose i guess. so where is everyone?"
Ryoko: "Washu is unveiling a new invention. they're looking at it. lets go see it." (she grabs kuroko's arm and drags him along.)
scene: all the girls and tenchi, nobuyuki, and yosho are around washu who is pulling the sheets off a toilet. they all look at it and their jaws drop.
Tenchi: "washu it's a toilet!"
washu: "yes, but it's an evil toilet."
everyone: "wow!" (toilet bounces around and dissappears.)
mioshi: "where'd the shiny toilet go?"
washu: "oh... shit. it's gone."
sassami: "it's a toilet. what could it do?"
washu: "it's an evil toilet! lord knows we're in trouble now!."
scene: cabbits stop eating carrots and look at the toilet sitting in front of them. all the cabbits "meow" and nod their heads. randomly they jump into the air and change to spaceships. suddenly the sky is filled with spaceships. the space ships charge earth and start destroying cities.
scene: all the girls and the masaki guys are running around the city like they're insane. they run from building to building as they are crushed behind them. tenchi stops and yells at the space ship in the sky.
tenchi: "ryo-ohki? is that you? we got some nice carrots for you. if you change into a nice little cabbit we'll give you some nice plump juicy carrots! please?" ( a laser beam strikes a foot from tenchi and he jumps into sassami's hands and cries.)
Ryoko: "You know this happened once before. there was a small planet that was assaulted like this. it was a good couple centuries ago. but i remember."
Ayeka: "Well? what did they do? how did they win?"
Ryoko: "If i remember correctly they parished and the lose of the plant threw the whole solar system out of whack and all the planets crashed into the sun."
Ayeka: (groan)
scene: in an alley Kuroko is suddenly overcome by his bodily need to eject the double quarter pounder he ate yesterday. he runs around the alley looking for somewhere to go. suddenly... a black board pops up with "seele 69 sound only" written in red chauk on it.
Seele69: "Is this my scene?"
Kuroko: "Oh... You idiot! you were supposed to show up last episode! Where the hell were you?"
Seele69: "Um... i was... um... i don't remember. what should i do now?"
Kuroko: "get out of here. we may need you in a couple episodes though. so don't go to far."
Seele69: "Ok." (pops back down. a toilet sits behind where he popped down. Kuroko sees a toilet and jumps at it. it tries to hop away but it's to slow. he grabs it and sits on it. He smiles and jumps off the toilet wipping his ass with a newspaper as he jumps off. He hits the metal bar on the toilet and the toilet stops moving.)
Kuroko: "it's broke? nasty! i wonder if washu can fix it." (cabbits fall from the sky landing on various parts of the world and eat carrots.)
Tenchi: "I did it! I did it!" (all the girls come up and kiss tenchi all over. and he grins and blushes. Kuroko comes out of the alley and whispers to washu.)
Washu: "A working toilet in the alley that is not working anymore? are you sure? lets go see this." (they wander back and see the toilet sitting there gleeming.) "Kuroko did it! He shut down the toilet! he won the day. all the girls kiss all over kuroko and tenchi turns red with anger.)
Kuroko: "What can i say? That's some industrial strength shit!"
Wahsu: "no... you hit the reboot button."
Kuroko: "Oh.. ok." (washes hands by opening a portal above and under his hand which water flows through.) "So what did i win?" (grins)
TO BE CONTINUED
Scene: Kuroko watching tv. he just sits there finally he speaks up.
Kuroko: "Leave me alone. go bother misato. i think she's in the shower."
Scene: Gratuotus Misato shower scene! Enjoy. ^_^
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