Urotsukidoji 5-light: Kuroko's soul train
Tape End: Of Mice and Monkeys
Scene: Kuroko tries to talk to a random bystander who is obviously ignoring him.
Kuroko: "So I got her tied up, right... and i got the springs oiled, right... and I go to...."
Bystander: "Who are you? what do you want? do you need money?"
Kuroko: "Funny.. anyways.. i'm standing over here and she's doin this.." (starts to gesture)
Bystander: (looking distraught) "... why god... WHAT DO YOU WANT! I don't know you. why won't you leave me alone? don't you have something better to do?"
Kuroko: ".. so i take my hand like this.. (balls up fist) ... and BWAH! (hits at air) and the bitch bites it off..."
Bystander: "Look it's godzilla!"
Kuroko: "I already seen him... so anyways.. i find nagumo and akemis.. you know..."
Bystander: "It's an angel run!!!"
Kuroko: "Rei or Asuka will take care of it... so akemis doin this... and i kick nagumo in his fool head.. like BWAH! (kicks air)...
Bystander: "No It's The 17th angel!"
Kuroko: "So I go to amino and he's ignorin me so i go BWAH! and bite his ass! (bites at air).... wait... what'd you say?" (looks around really quick and flies down as fast as he can splattering himself on the ground) "... ow..." (looks around and the bystanders gone and there's no angel)"dammit!"(Amino walks up.)
Amino: "Hey cheesehead!" (he sticks his hand out and Kuroko looks at it and pulls himself off the pavement) "What the hell did you do?" (kuroko picks himself up)
Kuroko: "Some guy said that the most evil of all angels.. no the most evil being period... no the most evil entity in all that is known... was coming here."
Amino: (looks confused) "Huh? Whasat?"
Kuroko: (shudders then utters the name of evil) "K-A-W-O-R-U"
Amino: (Eyes open wide. He looks for a second then hit's Kuroko on the head. kuroko is propelled by the force hitting the floor again) "You stupid homophobe!"
Kuroko: "It's not just that, Man!"
Amino: "Yes it is!"
Kuroko: "Well it's mainly that." (suddenly a skiny grey haired boy walks past kuroko and kuroko spazzes out. spinning in a circle in the air) "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Amino: "BWAH!" (falls to the ground laughing at the stupid imp)
Kuroko: (composes himself) "Did i tell you about the time when he tried to.. you know... I was with rei and.. you know.. and when i left he was waiting outside and he was like.. you know" (The floating kuroko is suddenly hit by a frying pan which propels him into a wall. he splats on the wall and slowly slides down it)
Momiji: (grabs the pan and it disappears) "There you are!!!"
Kuroko: (tries to compose himself) "Yes, I'm here."
Momiji: "I ought to kick your ass! Have you been flirting with misato again???"
Kuroko: (looks astounded) "Me? No!" (Gets hit with two trout and a large-mouthed bass)"...ow... maybe..."
Momiji: "Where you carousing around telling nasty stroies again?"
Kuroko: (looks astounded) "ME! no." (Gets hit with a kitchen sink and a microwave) "...OW!... ok,ok, yes i was!"
Momiji: "Where you trying to convince people that every single woman is in love with you?"
Kuroko: (tries to look astonished but looks dead) "Um... um.. (tenitavly) yes..." (Gets hit with a stick... alot) "ow,ow,ow,ow,ow"
Momiji: (a tear rolls down her cheek) "Why can't you tell a nice love story... they're so much nicer!"
Kuroko: (wraps his arms around momijis leg) "ok.. ok.. i will.. i'm sorry.. i'll tell a nice story.." (Momiji smiles and pats kuroko on the head. Kuroko smiles and walks away with kuroko still attached to her leg grinning)
Amino: (dumbfounded) "What the hell just happened? Strange!"
The End
scene: momiji walkin into the sunset with kuroko flying behind her
Momiji: "You'll never guess who i saw today!"
Kuroko: "I give up. who?"
Momiji: "That cute boy Kaworu."
Kuroko: (face goes blank) "can i never escape him?..."
Momiji: "He's a stud"
Kuroko: (stops flying and turns upside down) "no.. no.. no.. no.. that's just wrong"
Momiji: (grinning ear to ear) "He is! I think he's studly"
Kuroko: (slowly floating down. gets angry) "NO!!!! he is not.... i don't know how you can contort this to the conterary.. its just WRONG....." (she starts laughing hard. kuroko gets the straightest face possible for a little perverted green imp.)
Momiji: (giggling. Kuroko frowns but seems to be trying to hold in something.) Kaworu. (her eyes turn big and drool starts pouring from her mouth.).... (she smiles knowing she has kuroko where she wants him, and he is oblivious. kuroko falls to the floor making a racket that could be mistaken for laughing or crying. He rolls over facing up and his eye is twitching and a vain is poping out of his forehead. Momiji is all out laughing now. she picks him up and snuggles him. Kuroko continues to twitch. a tear rolls down momiji's cheek)
Kuroko: (starts bawling like a baby) "I should be the one crying!" (momiji sniffles. he continues to bawl but starts clutching at momiji trying to console her. she snuggles him more and he starts blubbering.) "ba abba babb abb mmmmm" (Kuroko holds her tighter. she kisses his forehead.)
Momiji: "shh.. be quiet or i'll call for him." (she giggles and Kuroko is oblivious to it. he rubs his cheek against hers.)
Kuroko: (sniffles) "I'm sawwy.."
Momiji: (snuggles kuroko some more) "aww... you poor thing. I'm sowwy" (kuroko rubs his cheek on hers more his face goes blank) "you ok? you need a glass of water?" (she hands him a glass of water from nowhere and he takes it. He slowly lifts the water to his lips while both his hands are shaking in cold sweat.)
Kuroko: (tries to wink but gets confused and blinks twice) "sure... no problem." (momiji frowns and kisses him. Kuroko wipes sweat from his brow with his forearm and tries to smile while hugging momiji. she starts to cry again. and then he starts to cry again and blubber.) "baba ba... ma.. babab"
Momiji: (sticks a lolli pop in kurokos mouth and smiles.) "think happy thoughts... 13th angel... 8th angel..."
Kuroko: (Smiles ear to ear with a lolli in his mouth.) "13th angel....black eva 03.." (He snuggles with her)
Momiji: (pets Kuroko's head) "think happy thoughts, evil angel-Eva 03.............. (she continues while kuroko is off in space) don't think about Kaworu, that cutie-pie!!!
Kuroko: (In his own world) "evil eva... with touji inside..."(He starts to kiss momiji all over. she smiles and kisses him back. He continues to kiss all over momiji while muttering) "go boom. destroy nerv second testing instalation and kick asuka in her head." (momiji smiles and nods.)
Momiji: "Happy thoughts!" (Kuroko continues to kiss her all over)
Kuroko: (smiling and smooching) "berserk eva 01 rip out your entry plug and crush it. black eva unit 03....."(Momiji smiles and lets kuroko continue to kiss her.)
Tape End: Of Mice and Monkeys
Scene: Kuroko tries to talk to a random bystander who is obviously ignoring him.
Kuroko: "So I got her tied up, right... and i got the springs oiled, right... and I go to...."
Bystander: "Who are you? what do you want? do you need money?"
Kuroko: "Funny.. anyways.. i'm standing over here and she's doin this.." (starts to gesture)
Bystander: (looking distraught) "... why god... WHAT DO YOU WANT! I don't know you. why won't you leave me alone? don't you have something better to do?"
Kuroko: ".. so i take my hand like this.. (balls up fist) ... and BWAH! (hits at air) and the bitch bites it off..."
Bystander: "Look it's godzilla!"
Kuroko: "I already seen him... so anyways.. i find nagumo and akemis.. you know..."
Bystander: "It's an angel run!!!"
Kuroko: "Rei or Asuka will take care of it... so akemis doin this... and i kick nagumo in his fool head.. like BWAH! (kicks air)...
Bystander: "No It's The 17th angel!"
Kuroko: "So I go to amino and he's ignorin me so i go BWAH! and bite his ass! (bites at air).... wait... what'd you say?" (looks around really quick and flies down as fast as he can splattering himself on the ground) "... ow..." (looks around and the bystanders gone and there's no angel)"dammit!"(Amino walks up.)
Amino: "Hey cheesehead!" (he sticks his hand out and Kuroko looks at it and pulls himself off the pavement) "What the hell did you do?" (kuroko picks himself up)
Kuroko: "Some guy said that the most evil of all angels.. no the most evil being period... no the most evil entity in all that is known... was coming here."
Amino: (looks confused) "Huh? Whasat?"
Kuroko: (shudders then utters the name of evil) "K-A-W-O-R-U"
Amino: (Eyes open wide. He looks for a second then hit's Kuroko on the head. kuroko is propelled by the force hitting the floor again) "You stupid homophobe!"
Kuroko: "It's not just that, Man!"
Amino: "Yes it is!"
Kuroko: "Well it's mainly that." (suddenly a skiny grey haired boy walks past kuroko and kuroko spazzes out. spinning in a circle in the air) "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Amino: "BWAH!" (falls to the ground laughing at the stupid imp)
Kuroko: (composes himself) "Did i tell you about the time when he tried to.. you know... I was with rei and.. you know.. and when i left he was waiting outside and he was like.. you know" (The floating kuroko is suddenly hit by a frying pan which propels him into a wall. he splats on the wall and slowly slides down it)
Momiji: (grabs the pan and it disappears) "There you are!!!"
Kuroko: (tries to compose himself) "Yes, I'm here."
Momiji: "I ought to kick your ass! Have you been flirting with misato again???"
Kuroko: (looks astounded) "Me? No!" (Gets hit with two trout and a large-mouthed bass)"...ow... maybe..."
Momiji: "Where you carousing around telling nasty stroies again?"
Kuroko: (looks astounded) "ME! no." (Gets hit with a kitchen sink and a microwave) "...OW!... ok,ok, yes i was!"
Momiji: "Where you trying to convince people that every single woman is in love with you?"
Kuroko: (tries to look astonished but looks dead) "Um... um.. (tenitavly) yes..." (Gets hit with a stick... alot) "ow,ow,ow,ow,ow"
Momiji: (a tear rolls down her cheek) "Why can't you tell a nice love story... they're so much nicer!"
Kuroko: (wraps his arms around momijis leg) "ok.. ok.. i will.. i'm sorry.. i'll tell a nice story.." (Momiji smiles and pats kuroko on the head. Kuroko smiles and walks away with kuroko still attached to her leg grinning)
Amino: (dumbfounded) "What the hell just happened? Strange!"
The End
scene: momiji walkin into the sunset with kuroko flying behind her
Momiji: "You'll never guess who i saw today!"
Kuroko: "I give up. who?"
Momiji: "That cute boy Kaworu."
Kuroko: (face goes blank) "can i never escape him?..."
Momiji: "He's a stud"
Kuroko: (stops flying and turns upside down) "no.. no.. no.. no.. that's just wrong"
Momiji: (grinning ear to ear) "He is! I think he's studly"
Kuroko: (slowly floating down. gets angry) "NO!!!! he is not.... i don't know how you can contort this to the conterary.. its just WRONG....." (she starts laughing hard. kuroko gets the straightest face possible for a little perverted green imp.)
Momiji: (giggling. Kuroko frowns but seems to be trying to hold in something.) Kaworu. (her eyes turn big and drool starts pouring from her mouth.).... (she smiles knowing she has kuroko where she wants him, and he is oblivious. kuroko falls to the floor making a racket that could be mistaken for laughing or crying. He rolls over facing up and his eye is twitching and a vain is poping out of his forehead. Momiji is all out laughing now. she picks him up and snuggles him. Kuroko continues to twitch. a tear rolls down momiji's cheek)
Kuroko: (starts bawling like a baby) "I should be the one crying!" (momiji sniffles. he continues to bawl but starts clutching at momiji trying to console her. she snuggles him more and he starts blubbering.) "ba abba babb abb mmmmm" (Kuroko holds her tighter. she kisses his forehead.)
Momiji: "shh.. be quiet or i'll call for him." (she giggles and Kuroko is oblivious to it. he rubs his cheek against hers.)
Kuroko: (sniffles) "I'm sawwy.."
Momiji: (snuggles kuroko some more) "aww... you poor thing. I'm sowwy" (kuroko rubs his cheek on hers more his face goes blank) "you ok? you need a glass of water?" (she hands him a glass of water from nowhere and he takes it. He slowly lifts the water to his lips while both his hands are shaking in cold sweat.)
Kuroko: (tries to wink but gets confused and blinks twice) "sure... no problem." (momiji frowns and kisses him. Kuroko wipes sweat from his brow with his forearm and tries to smile while hugging momiji. she starts to cry again. and then he starts to cry again and blubber.) "baba ba... ma.. babab"
Momiji: (sticks a lolli pop in kurokos mouth and smiles.) "think happy thoughts... 13th angel... 8th angel..."
Kuroko: (Smiles ear to ear with a lolli in his mouth.) "13th angel....black eva 03.." (He snuggles with her)
Momiji: (pets Kuroko's head) "think happy thoughts, evil angel-Eva 03.............. (she continues while kuroko is off in space) don't think about Kaworu, that cutie-pie!!!
Kuroko: (In his own world) "evil eva... with touji inside..."(He starts to kiss momiji all over. she smiles and kisses him back. He continues to kiss all over momiji while muttering) "go boom. destroy nerv second testing instalation and kick asuka in her head." (momiji smiles and nods.)
Momiji: "Happy thoughts!" (Kuroko continues to kiss her all over)
Kuroko: (smiling and smooching) "berserk eva 01 rip out your entry plug and crush it. black eva unit 03....."(Momiji smiles and lets kuroko continue to kiss her.)