Urotsukidoji 5-light: Kuroko's def jam
Tape 6: BAMF: Kuroko, the wacked out imp
Scene: Micheal is sitting on the street corner and he starts singing.
Micheal: "... this isn't meant to last. this is for right now. i know it's all getting away it comes to me as no surprise. i know whats coming to me is never going to arrive. fresh blood through tired skin. new sweat to drown me in dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive..." (suddenly in a blur of green trent is knocked down and beaten, triumphantly kuroko stands on his chest looking down at him.)
Kuroko: "'I beat my machine it's part of me it's inside of me. I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming. the me that you know had some second thoughts he's covered in scabs he is broken and sore. the me that you know doesn't come around much. that part of me isn't here anymore.' I'm done trent. i don't need you anymore. get out of my fucking story!" (trent stands up bleeding and shrugs and walks off. Kuroko turns red and storms into zolf's. he looks at zolf and zolf nods and hands him a piece of pizza and a soda. Kuroko sits down fuming. Amino wanders in playing on a gameboy.)
Amino: "gotta catch them all gotta catch them all gotta catch them all." (amino has a seizure and falls down. Kuroko floats above him looking down. amino opens an eye quick checks his pokemon and looks back at kuroko.) "so wheres your woman?"
Kuroko: "Oh that tired old hag, i showed her the door. i said 'bitch, wheres my money at?' she didn't have it so i gave her the boot!"
Amino: "Oh, she was seeing someone else and your whole relationship was a fraud and nothing said of any importance was real."
Kuroko: (tear in eye nods) "yeah... but they're are hotter chicks in the sea. with bigger tits and nice asses and next to no intelligence. that i can get to follow my every sick twisted whim! i will conquer any inhabitions and rule supreme!"
Amino: (cocks an eybrow at kuroko then slaps him) "you're so in denile. what's wrong with you."
Kuroko: (shrugs) "shut up. if i needed this shit i wouldn't be here. (finishes pizza and begins to drink soda. suddenly three people burst into zolf's. zolf jumps up and screams. he dives for the kitchen but not before being hit in the ass with a flare arrow.)
Amino: (begins laughing histarically at zolf) "They shot him in the ass! BWAH!!!" (more of amino's annoying histerical laughter, suddenly someone elses annoying laugh joins him and it begins to grate kuroko's ears. and they start to bleed. he looks for the source and is astounded to see a big busted woman wearing a next to nothing leather bikini, a cape, and some big spiked shoulder pads.)
Kuroko: "Holy crap. thank you god!" (he smiles and begins to walk towards her before losing his balance and falling over he looks up at her and she continues laughing while her tits bounce. kuroko becomes hypnitized looking up amino had already fallen prey to the large breast and stopped laughing. a smaller woman with less breast and less ass walks around the goddess and looks at the two fallen men.)
Lina: (waves a hand in front of kuroko's eyes. they dont move) "naga! what'd you do?" (naga shrugs and her tits bounce again along with the amino's and kurokos heads.) "They're hypnitised! check them for money!" (from around lina comes a blonde dense looking big guy. he sits where kuroko sat, before he fell over, and begins to eat the pizza left on the pie plate. lina looks at him and can't find any pockets on kuroko. naga reaches into amino's pockets.)
Naga: "i found a roll of quarters. he must like the arcade! (she pulls the roll it doesn't move.) "how odd they're stuck!"
Lina: (yelling) "Naga get your hand out of there!!!! (suddenly amino spazams to life yells and passes back out.)
Naga: (confused look on face) "The quarters have become a small stack of dimes?"
Lina: (moans and looks to where kuroko was and sees he's gone) "where the hell is the green guy?" (looks around again and sees kuroko sitting next to gourry eating and smiling coyly at naga. he waves and naga looks extremely puzzled. lina hits her head.)
Gourry: "is someone gonna tell him why we're here?" (kuroko winks at naga. she suddenly becomes uncomfortable. and feels like he's undressing her with his eyes. which he is. and it's coming suprisingly easy to unimagine two small pieces of cloth.)
Lina: (smiles evilly looking at the imp.) "i think naga should tell him." (naga cringes and bends over to whisper in his ear and he stares at her cleavage while she talks. she steps back away from him and looks at lina.)
Kuroko: (with an empty smile) "I'm sorry miss i didn't hear a word you said." (naga turns red and marches out the door.)
Lina: (looks at naga go, shrugs) "nevermind, come gourry." (she turns to go and gourry continues eating and playing on amino's gameboy.)
gourry: "i think i'll stay.. see you later." (lina and naga both look back at gourry)
Kuroko: "hey don't go anywhere. wanna have dinner go to the movies make out in the back of a car? naga? lina? both of you?" (both the girls turn and begin running. kuroko turns to gourry) "They're both lesbians aren't they?"
Gourry: "I think so."
Kuroko: (frowns then smiles and nudges gourry with an elbow) "ever watch them... ya know...?"
Gourry: "I think they're both frigid lesbians."
Kuroko: (frowns) "oh..... so what did they want?"
Gourry: "Well lina needs to travel between demensions to a dimension with higher gravity so that the gravity will pull all her weight to her tit's and ass. they were looking for a little green dimensional travaling imp. you know him?"
Kuroko: (upset) " I am he. I will save lina from her childish tits and ass!" (steps through a dimensional hole)
Amino: (awakes, lights a cigerette and looks at gourry playing his game boy) "hey, careful with my blastoise."
Scene: Naga and Lina walking with purpose and rather upset. naga's ass bounces delightfully. A portal behind her opens and kuroko sticks his head out millimeters from her ass. he smiles and begins walking behind her staring directly at her ass.
Lina: "well i think there might be another way to go through dimensions besides sexually gratifying an odd little ebon demon."
Naga: "he was kinda cute in an evil voyeristic way. what else do you think we can do to get between dimensions?"
Kuroko: (Steps in): "I apoligize my sweet but the only way to get between dimensions is to get between my sheets! it's not that bad when you consider how miko mido has to do it.. and she can only go to the demonic dimmension."
Lina: (Astounded) "Holy Shit! where'd you come from? BURST RONDO!" (an explosion where kuroko should be. Pan around women reveal kuroko standing to the other side of the women.)
Kuroko: "lina, dear, your petty tricks won't work on me. my dear all i require for my gift to you is a night with the company of you and the lady naga!"
Lina: (fuming) "out of the question! no way can not be done.. you'll have to lower the price. i'm saving myself for a king, or a prince, or some sort of royalty!"
Kuroko: (upset but not phased) "have it your way, I will only require the companionship of naga the serpent in that case."
Lina: "DEAL!"
Naga: "WHA?" (a portal opens and suddenly naga is enveloped by a green hurricane. a shrill shreik fades into a low moan. Lina steps through the portal. suddenly she leaps back out and begins running closely followed by every villian and monster she has ever killed she runs through the street followed by a wave of dead villians)
Lina: "Run for your lives! he's freed them from hell! and they want revenge!" (two fish men tackle lina and begin to molest her with fishy kisses whilst a green tornado flows into an alley sudenly the tornado whirs out as naga leans against the wall having lost most of the strength in her body, her bikini is baerly able to cling to her silky white skin while kuroko licks her belly and she tries to refrain from passing out.)
Kuroko: "Hey, I think this means i win. cool beans!"
To Be Continued
Scene: An orange car speeds down a dirt road suddenly sliding to a stop and a small green figure and a small white figure bound out of the orange speedster a golden gleam shines from the white figures forehead.
Kuroko: "Introducing Wozar! And i don't get any action this episdoe... but wozar does!" (wink) "and absolutly nothing really happens!"
Misato: "Kuroko dear, your supposed to make them want to watch the next episode! your fanservice needs some work honey!"
Kuroko: "It's Urotsukidoji V-Lite Numero 7 it speaks for itself.. they'll want to watch it just for that they don't care what really happens." (wink) " But i get to ravege you now! ROOOAR" (kuroko tackles misato)
End Tape 6
INTERMISSION
Tape 6: BAMF: Kuroko, the wacked out imp
Scene: Micheal is sitting on the street corner and he starts singing.
Micheal: "... this isn't meant to last. this is for right now. i know it's all getting away it comes to me as no surprise. i know whats coming to me is never going to arrive. fresh blood through tired skin. new sweat to drown me in dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive..." (suddenly in a blur of green trent is knocked down and beaten, triumphantly kuroko stands on his chest looking down at him.)
Kuroko: "'I beat my machine it's part of me it's inside of me. I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming. the me that you know had some second thoughts he's covered in scabs he is broken and sore. the me that you know doesn't come around much. that part of me isn't here anymore.' I'm done trent. i don't need you anymore. get out of my fucking story!" (trent stands up bleeding and shrugs and walks off. Kuroko turns red and storms into zolf's. he looks at zolf and zolf nods and hands him a piece of pizza and a soda. Kuroko sits down fuming. Amino wanders in playing on a gameboy.)
Amino: "gotta catch them all gotta catch them all gotta catch them all." (amino has a seizure and falls down. Kuroko floats above him looking down. amino opens an eye quick checks his pokemon and looks back at kuroko.) "so wheres your woman?"
Kuroko: "Oh that tired old hag, i showed her the door. i said 'bitch, wheres my money at?' she didn't have it so i gave her the boot!"
Amino: "Oh, she was seeing someone else and your whole relationship was a fraud and nothing said of any importance was real."
Kuroko: (tear in eye nods) "yeah... but they're are hotter chicks in the sea. with bigger tits and nice asses and next to no intelligence. that i can get to follow my every sick twisted whim! i will conquer any inhabitions and rule supreme!"
Amino: (cocks an eybrow at kuroko then slaps him) "you're so in denile. what's wrong with you."
Kuroko: (shrugs) "shut up. if i needed this shit i wouldn't be here. (finishes pizza and begins to drink soda. suddenly three people burst into zolf's. zolf jumps up and screams. he dives for the kitchen but not before being hit in the ass with a flare arrow.)
Amino: (begins laughing histarically at zolf) "They shot him in the ass! BWAH!!!" (more of amino's annoying histerical laughter, suddenly someone elses annoying laugh joins him and it begins to grate kuroko's ears. and they start to bleed. he looks for the source and is astounded to see a big busted woman wearing a next to nothing leather bikini, a cape, and some big spiked shoulder pads.)
Kuroko: "Holy crap. thank you god!" (he smiles and begins to walk towards her before losing his balance and falling over he looks up at her and she continues laughing while her tits bounce. kuroko becomes hypnitized looking up amino had already fallen prey to the large breast and stopped laughing. a smaller woman with less breast and less ass walks around the goddess and looks at the two fallen men.)
Lina: (waves a hand in front of kuroko's eyes. they dont move) "naga! what'd you do?" (naga shrugs and her tits bounce again along with the amino's and kurokos heads.) "They're hypnitised! check them for money!" (from around lina comes a blonde dense looking big guy. he sits where kuroko sat, before he fell over, and begins to eat the pizza left on the pie plate. lina looks at him and can't find any pockets on kuroko. naga reaches into amino's pockets.)
Naga: "i found a roll of quarters. he must like the arcade! (she pulls the roll it doesn't move.) "how odd they're stuck!"
Lina: (yelling) "Naga get your hand out of there!!!! (suddenly amino spazams to life yells and passes back out.)
Naga: (confused look on face) "The quarters have become a small stack of dimes?"
Lina: (moans and looks to where kuroko was and sees he's gone) "where the hell is the green guy?" (looks around again and sees kuroko sitting next to gourry eating and smiling coyly at naga. he waves and naga looks extremely puzzled. lina hits her head.)
Gourry: "is someone gonna tell him why we're here?" (kuroko winks at naga. she suddenly becomes uncomfortable. and feels like he's undressing her with his eyes. which he is. and it's coming suprisingly easy to unimagine two small pieces of cloth.)
Lina: (smiles evilly looking at the imp.) "i think naga should tell him." (naga cringes and bends over to whisper in his ear and he stares at her cleavage while she talks. she steps back away from him and looks at lina.)
Kuroko: (with an empty smile) "I'm sorry miss i didn't hear a word you said." (naga turns red and marches out the door.)
Lina: (looks at naga go, shrugs) "nevermind, come gourry." (she turns to go and gourry continues eating and playing on amino's gameboy.)
gourry: "i think i'll stay.. see you later." (lina and naga both look back at gourry)
Kuroko: "hey don't go anywhere. wanna have dinner go to the movies make out in the back of a car? naga? lina? both of you?" (both the girls turn and begin running. kuroko turns to gourry) "They're both lesbians aren't they?"
Gourry: "I think so."
Kuroko: (frowns then smiles and nudges gourry with an elbow) "ever watch them... ya know...?"
Gourry: "I think they're both frigid lesbians."
Kuroko: (frowns) "oh..... so what did they want?"
Gourry: "Well lina needs to travel between demensions to a dimension with higher gravity so that the gravity will pull all her weight to her tit's and ass. they were looking for a little green dimensional travaling imp. you know him?"
Kuroko: (upset) " I am he. I will save lina from her childish tits and ass!" (steps through a dimensional hole)
Amino: (awakes, lights a cigerette and looks at gourry playing his game boy) "hey, careful with my blastoise."
Scene: Naga and Lina walking with purpose and rather upset. naga's ass bounces delightfully. A portal behind her opens and kuroko sticks his head out millimeters from her ass. he smiles and begins walking behind her staring directly at her ass.
Lina: "well i think there might be another way to go through dimensions besides sexually gratifying an odd little ebon demon."
Naga: "he was kinda cute in an evil voyeristic way. what else do you think we can do to get between dimensions?"
Kuroko: (Steps in): "I apoligize my sweet but the only way to get between dimensions is to get between my sheets! it's not that bad when you consider how miko mido has to do it.. and she can only go to the demonic dimmension."
Lina: (Astounded) "Holy Shit! where'd you come from? BURST RONDO!" (an explosion where kuroko should be. Pan around women reveal kuroko standing to the other side of the women.)
Kuroko: "lina, dear, your petty tricks won't work on me. my dear all i require for my gift to you is a night with the company of you and the lady naga!"
Lina: (fuming) "out of the question! no way can not be done.. you'll have to lower the price. i'm saving myself for a king, or a prince, or some sort of royalty!"
Kuroko: (upset but not phased) "have it your way, I will only require the companionship of naga the serpent in that case."
Lina: "DEAL!"
Naga: "WHA?" (a portal opens and suddenly naga is enveloped by a green hurricane. a shrill shreik fades into a low moan. Lina steps through the portal. suddenly she leaps back out and begins running closely followed by every villian and monster she has ever killed she runs through the street followed by a wave of dead villians)
Lina: "Run for your lives! he's freed them from hell! and they want revenge!" (two fish men tackle lina and begin to molest her with fishy kisses whilst a green tornado flows into an alley sudenly the tornado whirs out as naga leans against the wall having lost most of the strength in her body, her bikini is baerly able to cling to her silky white skin while kuroko licks her belly and she tries to refrain from passing out.)
Kuroko: "Hey, I think this means i win. cool beans!"
To Be Continued
Scene: An orange car speeds down a dirt road suddenly sliding to a stop and a small green figure and a small white figure bound out of the orange speedster a golden gleam shines from the white figures forehead.
Kuroko: "Introducing Wozar! And i don't get any action this episdoe... but wozar does!" (wink) "and absolutly nothing really happens!"
Misato: "Kuroko dear, your supposed to make them want to watch the next episode! your fanservice needs some work honey!"
Kuroko: "It's Urotsukidoji V-Lite Numero 7 it speaks for itself.. they'll want to watch it just for that they don't care what really happens." (wink) " But i get to ravege you now! ROOOAR" (kuroko tackles misato)
End Tape 6
INTERMISSION