Kuroko's Starsearch
Urotsukidoji V-lite 7
scene: Kuroko sits at a booth in the pizza parlor he eats a slice.
suddenly he begins crying as he cries a white cat standing tall walks in.
the cat walks over to kuroko looks at him and a golden plate on the cats
head catches kuroko in the eye.
kuroko: "what the hell do you want mr. walking cat.. acting like
i've never seen a walking cat before. shit i see them all the time!
not a day goes by that i don't have a conversation with a white walking
cat with a golden forehead." (the cat looks confused)
Wozar: "meeeeoooowth, i'm wozar, could i bum a slice of pizza from you?
i can't seem to find anyone behind the counter and i'm faaamished.. of
course i'd like to have a little pikachu pizza but what ever you have
will suffice. meeee"
Kuroko: (offers the seat opposite him and a plate with a slice on it.
the meowth accepts it.) "so what the hell kinda animal are you?
I kinda lied before i ain't never seen a walking talking cat before."
Wozar: (proudly) "i'm a pokemon, i come from a world where animals have
special powers and attack each other! so in this world i'd be considered
A SUPERHERO!" (poses while light swirls around him and he waves his fork
like a wand)
Kuroko: "So what's your special power, wozar?"
Wozar: "well i can scratch shit... and i like to suck on random objects
which is kinda taboo since i'm a guy. they teasingly call me the titty
kitty cause i was takin from my mother early.. the other meowths are so
cruel. other then that i sleep and eat."
Kuroko: "wow, you're absolutly useless. what kinda enemies you got?"
Wozar: "well there was this one drug dealing pikachu named clide where i
lived. one day i went up to him and said, 'clide, what kinda life are you
leading? the other pokemon don't like you and you can't be used to fight
cause your always high. don't you want to be used like all the other
pokemon so you can fight other pokemon in order to prove your owners
coming of age?' and he said, 'Pika?'"
Kuroko: "so in your world they force you to fight each other? like in
cock fights? what a sad world where the animals are forced to attack
each other."
Wozar: "that's why i came here to fight crime! i can make a difference.
i'm not just some animal that can be used to fight and test childrens
training abilities... why you'd think i was just the creation of some guy
working at a video game company."
Kuroko: "what's wrong with a world where animals are mistreated and
thrown at each other in tiny balls. where an animal isn't safe in the
woods it could just be captured and used. WHAT IS WRONG WITH A WORLD
THAT ALL NURSES AND POLICE WOMEN LOOK ALIKE! FLAVOR IS THE SPICE OF
LIFE!!!!!" (wozar starts licking his own crotch) "I mean that's the
equivalent of slavery at most and a fantasy of a twin filled orgy at
best. what good could come of a society like that.... why are you licking
yourself? it's throwing me off my rant."
Wozar: (stops) "what were you saying about stuff i hadn't even told you?
you'll have to forgive me if you could lick yourself you'd never stop.
go on about the orgy of twins."
Kuroko: (recalls his place with a smaile and begins anew) "why a place like
that the only hentai that could come of that would be kitty porn! which
would be sick but beautiful at the same time!"
Wozar: (nodding) "meeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwth"
Kuroko: "I can't do this i can't continue this conversation. you remind me
of someone else... someone from my past."
Wozar: (finishs licking himself and stands up) "well i thank you for the
pizza and as i have no money to pay you back i offer you this" (wozar
hands kuroko a nintendo gameboy and walks off throught the door and into
the sunset. kuroko looks at the gameboy. it flips on)
gilbert: (whiney voice) "My name is GILBERT. I'm kuroko's goddamn pokedex
and i was programmed by that nasty motherfucker professor rickles! so get
a damn clue dammit and leave me alone i'm working off a hangover!" (it
whirs off)
Kuroko: (dumbstruck) "cool!"
to be continued
scene: jessy from pokemon looking like shes trapped and freaking out while
a shadow looms over her with a big bald head
Kuroko: "more pokemon shit as kuroko takes on team rocket with the help of
his pokemon wozar and his pokedex gilbert. in the end he earns the tenticle
badge, and goes on to join the pokemon tournament with a pokemon thats
fixated on licking itself and becoming a superhero"
(end tape 7) urotsukidoji V-lite paid for by....
Urotsukidoji V-lite 7
scene: Kuroko sits at a booth in the pizza parlor he eats a slice.
suddenly he begins crying as he cries a white cat standing tall walks in.
the cat walks over to kuroko looks at him and a golden plate on the cats
head catches kuroko in the eye.
kuroko: "what the hell do you want mr. walking cat.. acting like
i've never seen a walking cat before. shit i see them all the time!
not a day goes by that i don't have a conversation with a white walking
cat with a golden forehead." (the cat looks confused)
Wozar: "meeeeoooowth, i'm wozar, could i bum a slice of pizza from you?
i can't seem to find anyone behind the counter and i'm faaamished.. of
course i'd like to have a little pikachu pizza but what ever you have
will suffice. meeee"
Kuroko: (offers the seat opposite him and a plate with a slice on it.
the meowth accepts it.) "so what the hell kinda animal are you?
I kinda lied before i ain't never seen a walking talking cat before."
Wozar: (proudly) "i'm a pokemon, i come from a world where animals have
special powers and attack each other! so in this world i'd be considered
A SUPERHERO!" (poses while light swirls around him and he waves his fork
like a wand)
Kuroko: "So what's your special power, wozar?"
Wozar: "well i can scratch shit... and i like to suck on random objects
which is kinda taboo since i'm a guy. they teasingly call me the titty
kitty cause i was takin from my mother early.. the other meowths are so
cruel. other then that i sleep and eat."
Kuroko: "wow, you're absolutly useless. what kinda enemies you got?"
Wozar: "well there was this one drug dealing pikachu named clide where i
lived. one day i went up to him and said, 'clide, what kinda life are you
leading? the other pokemon don't like you and you can't be used to fight
cause your always high. don't you want to be used like all the other
pokemon so you can fight other pokemon in order to prove your owners
coming of age?' and he said, 'Pika?'"
Kuroko: "so in your world they force you to fight each other? like in
cock fights? what a sad world where the animals are forced to attack
each other."
Wozar: "that's why i came here to fight crime! i can make a difference.
i'm not just some animal that can be used to fight and test childrens
training abilities... why you'd think i was just the creation of some guy
working at a video game company."
Kuroko: "what's wrong with a world where animals are mistreated and
thrown at each other in tiny balls. where an animal isn't safe in the
woods it could just be captured and used. WHAT IS WRONG WITH A WORLD
THAT ALL NURSES AND POLICE WOMEN LOOK ALIKE! FLAVOR IS THE SPICE OF
LIFE!!!!!" (wozar starts licking his own crotch) "I mean that's the
equivalent of slavery at most and a fantasy of a twin filled orgy at
best. what good could come of a society like that.... why are you licking
yourself? it's throwing me off my rant."
Wozar: (stops) "what were you saying about stuff i hadn't even told you?
you'll have to forgive me if you could lick yourself you'd never stop.
go on about the orgy of twins."
Kuroko: (recalls his place with a smaile and begins anew) "why a place like
that the only hentai that could come of that would be kitty porn! which
would be sick but beautiful at the same time!"
Wozar: (nodding) "meeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwth"
Kuroko: "I can't do this i can't continue this conversation. you remind me
of someone else... someone from my past."
Wozar: (finishs licking himself and stands up) "well i thank you for the
pizza and as i have no money to pay you back i offer you this" (wozar
hands kuroko a nintendo gameboy and walks off throught the door and into
the sunset. kuroko looks at the gameboy. it flips on)
gilbert: (whiney voice) "My name is GILBERT. I'm kuroko's goddamn pokedex
and i was programmed by that nasty motherfucker professor rickles! so get
a damn clue dammit and leave me alone i'm working off a hangover!" (it
whirs off)
Kuroko: (dumbstruck) "cool!"
to be continued
scene: jessy from pokemon looking like shes trapped and freaking out while
a shadow looms over her with a big bald head
Kuroko: "more pokemon shit as kuroko takes on team rocket with the help of
his pokemon wozar and his pokedex gilbert. in the end he earns the tenticle
badge, and goes on to join the pokemon tournament with a pokemon thats
fixated on licking itself and becoming a superhero"
(end tape 7) urotsukidoji V-lite paid for by....