A very drunk and doodled on Ivy is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Sam through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Sam has some whiskers and his nose colored in, alond with the word 'Loser' on his forehead.
"Well hello! I'm Sam!" He greets.
"Good luck to ya!" Ivy says.
"Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here." Sam points to the corner of his mouth and Sam and Ivy laugh hysterically.
They make their way to a statue of a naked man.
"Wow!" Ivy exclaims.
Sam bows, "Hello!"
"Hello!" Ivy does the same thing.
They bow together, "Hello!"
They continue on through the casino and Sam meows like a cat.
~*~
Some guy at the slot machines is not having any luck. The Pink Panther theme plays in the background. Both Beth and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different time. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's positions, thus giving her the advantage. She scurried in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Beth gets there. Beth arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.
"I won! I won! I finally won!" Beth says.
"I won! That was my quarter!" The lurker argues.
Beth takes a quarter out of her pocket and hands it to the lurker, "Fine! Here! Take a hike toots!"
The security guard approaches.
The lurker turnes to the guard, "Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money." She motions to the jackpot.
"Is that true, miss?" The Security guard asks Beth.
"Sells drugs to kids." Beth says quietly.
"What?!" The guard asks.
"She sells drugs to kids." She repeats herself a little louder and the security guard looks at the lurker.
"It was my quarter!"
"Was it her quarter?" He asks Beth.
"How about we talk about this over dinner?" She suggests.
"Okay lady, you're out of here.
"No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!" Beth screams.
"I'm just taking you outside."
"Oh, okay." She walks out.
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are entering the Gift Shop.
"Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." Sheridan says.
"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!" Luis picks up a blue sweater, "Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
"You're so efficient. I love you!"
"Let's go!" Luis starts to leave.
"No-no-no! We need something old!" Sheridan stops him.
"Ohh, great, I have a condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve."
"That'll work!" She says.
"I don't think so."
"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!" Sheridan says.
Luis looks around, "Here just... Take this." He hands her the sweater.
"That's stealing!"
"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
Sheridan puts the sweater under her dress and it makes her look pregnant, "Ohh." She rubs her fake stomach.
"Okay, one thing at a time." They run to get married.
~*~
"Well hello! I'm Sam!" He greets.
"Good luck to ya!" Ivy says.
"Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here." Sam points to the corner of his mouth and Sam and Ivy laugh hysterically.
They make their way to a statue of a naked man.
"Wow!" Ivy exclaims.
Sam bows, "Hello!"
"Hello!" Ivy does the same thing.
They bow together, "Hello!"
They continue on through the casino and Sam meows like a cat.
~*~
Some guy at the slot machines is not having any luck. The Pink Panther theme plays in the background. Both Beth and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different time. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's positions, thus giving her the advantage. She scurried in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Beth gets there. Beth arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.
"I won! I won! I finally won!" Beth says.
"I won! That was my quarter!" The lurker argues.
Beth takes a quarter out of her pocket and hands it to the lurker, "Fine! Here! Take a hike toots!"
The security guard approaches.
The lurker turnes to the guard, "Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money." She motions to the jackpot.
"Is that true, miss?" The Security guard asks Beth.
"Sells drugs to kids." Beth says quietly.
"What?!" The guard asks.
"She sells drugs to kids." She repeats herself a little louder and the security guard looks at the lurker.
"It was my quarter!"
"Was it her quarter?" He asks Beth.
"How about we talk about this over dinner?" She suggests.
"Okay lady, you're out of here.
"No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!" Beth screams.
"I'm just taking you outside."
"Oh, okay." She walks out.
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are entering the Gift Shop.
"Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." Sheridan says.
"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!" Luis picks up a blue sweater, "Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
"You're so efficient. I love you!"
"Let's go!" Luis starts to leave.
"No-no-no! We need something old!" Sheridan stops him.
"Ohh, great, I have a condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve."
"That'll work!" She says.
"I don't think so."
"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!" Sheridan says.
Luis looks around, "Here just... Take this." He hands her the sweater.
"That's stealing!"
"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
Sheridan puts the sweater under her dress and it makes her look pregnant, "Ohh." She rubs her fake stomach.
"Okay, one thing at a time." They run to get married.
~*~