Hank is walking up to the Blackjack table where his hand twin is dealing.
Hank sits down, "Ahhh!" He slides his hands across the table.
"Are you gonna play?" The hand twin asks.
"No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway..." He shakes his hands.
"You can't sit here if you're not gonna play."
Hank throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Hank once again brings attention to their special gift to the world, "Ooh-ho-ho!" The dealer stares at him and he stops.
Beth enters and sits down at the table, "Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card?" She looks down, "Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B."
"Fourteen." The hand twin tells Hank.
"Hit me!" Hank says and the dealer does so.
"Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world." 'Ms. Phalange' exclaims.
"Stop it!" The hand twin gets annoyed.
"Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?" Hank asks.
"Please stop it!"
"Wouldn't you pay good money to see these hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?" He asks.
The hand twin turns to Hank, "If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!"
The security guard from before approaches and Beth tries ot turn her back to him, "Didn't I just throw you out of here?"
"No, you threw out Beth. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!" She says.
"Come on, lady!" He starts to escort her out.
"Please, please take him too." The hand twin motions to Hank.
"Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on!" Hank is being dragged out by the guard, "I'm your hand twin!!"
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are enter The Little White Chapel.
"Hello! One marriage please!" Luis says.
"Yep, we wanna get married!"
"Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat." The attendant motions to two empty seats.
"All right." They sit down.
Luis starts singing "Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!"
"What are you doing?" Sheridan asks.
"Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?" He asks.
"No, only because that's the graduation song."
The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.
"Okay!" Luis stands up, "This is it!" He claps his hands, "We're gonna get married!"
Suddenly the doors burst open and Sam and Ivy come out arm-in-arm. Ivy is carrying a bouquet.
"Well, hello, Mrs. Sam!" He throws some rice.
"Well, hello, Mr. Ivy!" She throws some more.
Sam and Ivy storm out into the street and Sheridan and Luis are standing there dumstruck.
"Whoa!" Sheridan says.
"Oh my God!"
Hank enters with Beth, "Come on Beth! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay!" They run into the chapel.
Sheridan and Luis are even more stunned.
~*~
Hank sits down, "Ahhh!" He slides his hands across the table.
"Are you gonna play?" The hand twin asks.
"No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway..." He shakes his hands.
"You can't sit here if you're not gonna play."
Hank throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Hank once again brings attention to their special gift to the world, "Ooh-ho-ho!" The dealer stares at him and he stops.
Beth enters and sits down at the table, "Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card?" She looks down, "Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B."
"Fourteen." The hand twin tells Hank.
"Hit me!" Hank says and the dealer does so.
"Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world." 'Ms. Phalange' exclaims.
"Stop it!" The hand twin gets annoyed.
"Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?" Hank asks.
"Please stop it!"
"Wouldn't you pay good money to see these hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?" He asks.
The hand twin turns to Hank, "If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!"
The security guard from before approaches and Beth tries ot turn her back to him, "Didn't I just throw you out of here?"
"No, you threw out Beth. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!" She says.
"Come on, lady!" He starts to escort her out.
"Please, please take him too." The hand twin motions to Hank.
"Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on!" Hank is being dragged out by the guard, "I'm your hand twin!!"
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are enter The Little White Chapel.
"Hello! One marriage please!" Luis says.
"Yep, we wanna get married!"
"Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat." The attendant motions to two empty seats.
"All right." They sit down.
Luis starts singing "Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!"
"What are you doing?" Sheridan asks.
"Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?" He asks.
"No, only because that's the graduation song."
The real Wedding March begins playing from behind the closed doors of the chapel.
"Okay!" Luis stands up, "This is it!" He claps his hands, "We're gonna get married!"
Suddenly the doors burst open and Sam and Ivy come out arm-in-arm. Ivy is carrying a bouquet.
"Well, hello, Mrs. Sam!" He throws some rice.
"Well, hello, Mr. Ivy!" She throws some more.
Sam and Ivy storm out into the street and Sheridan and Luis are standing there dumstruck.
"Whoa!" Sheridan says.
"Oh my God!"
Hank enters with Beth, "Come on Beth! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay!" They run into the chapel.
Sheridan and Luis are even more stunned.
~*~