Beth is sitting at a table at the Breakfast Buffett and Hank enters.
"Mornin' Beth." He sits down, "Well, my movie has officially been canceled."
"Oh Hank, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?"
"Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in like five minutes. So I guess I'll just fly home with you guys, what time's your flight?" Hank asks.
"What about my car?" Beth asks.
"I don't need that anymore."
"No, Hank! You borrowed my car; you have to drive it back."
"I don't want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely." He gets an idea, "Oh-ooh! How about you come with me?"
"I don't know, it's such a long trip."
"It'll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to renew our friendship." Hank explains.
"Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?"
"Sure?"
"All right. Although I don't think we need one, I never stoped loving you." Beth explains.
Sheridan and Luis enter, "Hi!"
"Hey."
"So, has anyone talked to Chief and Mrs. Bennett yet?" Luis asks.
"Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute." Beth explains.
"Where is the waitress?! I'm starving!" Hank asks.
"It's a buffett, man." Luis explains.
"Oh, here's where I win all my money back!" He gets up and heads for the buffett table with Luis in tow.
"Listen, I gotta talk to you."
"Sure! What's up?" Hank grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Luis just stares at him and he reluctantly gives him a spoonful.
"Sheridan and I almost got married last night."
"Oh my God! That's huge!" Hank hugs him, "Wait a minute, how come I wasn't invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don't say Sam. Do not say Sam."
"Look, I just don't think Sheridan and I are ready to get married yet! I mean, I love her and everything, but seeing Sam and Ivy coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Sheridan and I are moving too fast. And, how do I tell her without crushing her?" He asks.
"Oh! Tell her she's not marriage material."
"What?!"
"Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved." Hank says.
~*~
"How do I tell Luis that it's too soon? It's gonna break his heart, he's not gonna think that I love him anymore." Sheridan says.
"Well you don't."
"Yes I do!"
"Good! Good! I was just testing you."
~*~
"Mornin' Beth." He sits down, "Well, my movie has officially been canceled."
"Oh Hank, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?"
"Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in like five minutes. So I guess I'll just fly home with you guys, what time's your flight?" Hank asks.
"What about my car?" Beth asks.
"I don't need that anymore."
"No, Hank! You borrowed my car; you have to drive it back."
"I don't want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely." He gets an idea, "Oh-ooh! How about you come with me?"
"I don't know, it's such a long trip."
"It'll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to renew our friendship." Hank explains.
"Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?"
"Sure?"
"All right. Although I don't think we need one, I never stoped loving you." Beth explains.
Sheridan and Luis enter, "Hi!"
"Hey."
"So, has anyone talked to Chief and Mrs. Bennett yet?" Luis asks.
"Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute." Beth explains.
"Where is the waitress?! I'm starving!" Hank asks.
"It's a buffett, man." Luis explains.
"Oh, here's where I win all my money back!" He gets up and heads for the buffett table with Luis in tow.
"Listen, I gotta talk to you."
"Sure! What's up?" Hank grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs. Luis just stares at him and he reluctantly gives him a spoonful.
"Sheridan and I almost got married last night."
"Oh my God! That's huge!" Hank hugs him, "Wait a minute, how come I wasn't invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don't say Sam. Do not say Sam."
"Look, I just don't think Sheridan and I are ready to get married yet! I mean, I love her and everything, but seeing Sam and Ivy coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Sheridan and I are moving too fast. And, how do I tell her without crushing her?" He asks.
"Oh! Tell her she's not marriage material."
"What?!"
"Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved." Hank says.
~*~
"How do I tell Luis that it's too soon? It's gonna break his heart, he's not gonna think that I love him anymore." Sheridan says.
"Well you don't."
"Yes I do!"
"Good! Good! I was just testing you."
~*~