My amazing new muses are *drum roll* Dr. Pepper and Mr. Sandman! I'll draw pictures of them soon!
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Its time for Jeopardy! Here's your host… Schnapps!
Schnapps: Hello everyone! Here are our gusts for today. Usagi Tsukino from sailor moon, **Usagi walks on set in her normal school uniform waving to the audience. The Audience cheers.** Heero Yuy from gundam wing, **He walks on set in his normal clothes. The girls scream.** and that floating shape shifting cat guy from DBZ **he floats up. No one cheers.**
Cat guy: my name is Puar.
Schnapps: Whatever. **Puar looks frustrated.** The categories are colors, US presidents, numbers or letters, animal sounds, liquid soap, and cartoon shows I despise.
Usagi: How are we supposed US presidents! We're Japanese.
Schnapps: Nope you're Japanese. Heero and Puar are from the translated version. Bwa ha ha!
Usagi: ****
Schnapps: This is a family show! Ok Heero it's your turn first cause your Bishonen.
Heero: hn…
Schnapps: A category?
Heero: hn…
Schnapps: Ok…sere... I mean Usagi (DiC has poisoned my mind!) your turn then.
Usagi: um… animal sounds for $100.
Schnapps: The animal goes Squeak.
Usagi: What is a mouse?
Schnapps: A rodent.
Usagi: What?
Schnapps: You asked me what is a mouse.
Usagi: Ugh! My answer is mouse.
Schnapps: I'm sorry it has to be in a form of a question.
Usagi: What?!?
Schnapps: Heero it's your turn.
Heero: hn.
Schnapps: Puar.
Puar: colors for $100
Schnapps: This color is red.
Puar: What? What is red?
Schnapps: I'm sorry it was blue.
Puar: WHAT?!?
Usagi: this game is a cheat.
Schnapps: Disqualified!
Usagi: what?!?
Schnapps: LEAVE! **Usagi leaves angrily.** Will be right back with these messages.
**commercial**
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**Commercial end**
Schnapps: We found a replacement please meet Vegeta! **not much of the audience claps until he glares at them and the whole audience claps loudly.**
Schnapps: Ok new categories. Phone numbers, dog breeds I like, things that smell bad, batman, things that are blue, bad things my school cafeteria served us. Vegeta your turn.
Vegeta: Phone numbers for… 2 MILLION!
Schnapps: for $2 million…
Puar: You can't go that high! **Vegeta knocks Puar unconscious.**
Schnapps: this is my favorite phone #
Vegeta: what is 281-2400
Schnapps: CORRECT! That's the radio stations number. Final Jeopardy! And the question is 'Things Heero Yuy would say,"
**theme song**
Schnapps: ok and your answers are heero: Hn and you wagered? 3 million. THAT'S CORRECT! Ok Vegeta: you said Omea o korosu and you wagered: I AM THE PRINCE
OF ALL SAYIANS! That's also correct but Heero wins.
Heero: OH YEA! I am da best baby! No can even compare! OH YEA! **vegeta blows up Schnapps but he comes back and turns into… SHINIGAMI!**
Shinigami: HAHAHAH! You cannot kill me! I AM SHINIGAMI! BWAHAHAHA! **blows up Vegeta and Puar and turns back in Schnapps. Hugs Heero.**
Schnapps: You won a lifetime supply of… POKEMON CARDS! HAHAHA!
Heero: That prize sucks!
Schnapps: All the money goes to me.
Heero: I hate you **walks off set.**
**one day later**
Welcome back to another Jeopardy! Here's your host schnapps!
Schnapps: Welcome! I'm your host! Today our guests are Goku Son, **audience cheers** Duo Maxwell, **all the girls scream!** and Chiba Mamoru **No one cheers** The categories are people with annoying voices, cats that I hate, birds that make too much noise when I'm trying to write fanfics, numbers that add up too 10, weirdly colored people that bother me when I'm trying to sleep, and Australian animals. Your turn first Duo!
Duo: um… WEIRD COLORED PEOPLE for um… 500!
Schnapps: This green person bothers me when I'm trying to sleep…
Goku: Piccolo!
Schnapps: THAT'S CORRECT!
Mamoru: Shouldn't he say what is?
Schnapps: What is what?
Mamoru: What is with this game???
Schnapps: Your turn Goku.
Goku: Cats you hate for $1000!
Schnapps: I hate this shape shifting cat guy…
Mamoru: I know this one! What is Puar?
Schnapps: I'm sorry it was… um… LUNA-P!
Mamoru: ****
Schnapps: NO PROFANITY! Duo your turn!
Duo: WEIRD COLORED PEOPLE FOR um… $1000!
Schnapps: I hate these 3 blue colored people… **no one answers** I'm sorry it was those guys from the Pentium processor commercial. Your turn Goku!
Goku: BIRDS! For $1200!
Schnapps: This bird is too loud at night…
Duo: what is an owl?
Schnapps: correct!
**Commercial break**
Do you like milk? Then be a contestant on Jeopardy. Anyone will be fine! Anyone smarter then these…
**End commercial**
Schnapps: Final Jeopardy! Write down the name of your favorite person. Goku put: Gohan and wagered $7. Sorry that was incorrect. Mamoru put: Relena?!?! And wagered everything that he owns.
Mamoru: It doesn't say everything thing that I own!
Schnapps: sorry that was incorrect, will pick up your stuff later. Duo put Schnapps! And wagered $ 100 million! That's correct! Duo wins! **Goku and Mamoru start beating up Duo**
Schnapps: That's it for now. Join us next time when our guests will be Relena peacecrap I mean craft! From gundam wing **snickers** Piccolo from DBZ and Rociel from angel sanctuary. You don't need to know who Rociel is It'll jut be fun!
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Schnapps is a girl. I'm caffeine high. Its 4:43 in the morning.