I only got sandman's outline done for picture wise. For future reference Rociel *is* a guy.
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Welcome back to another Jeopardy! Here's your host schnapps!
Schnapps: Welcome! I'm your host! Today our guests are Relena (stalker) Peacecraft from gundam wing, **she walks up and the audience boos** Piccolo from DBZ, **there's some people clapping** and Rociel from angel sanctuary **the audience has a blank stare** am I the only one who watches angel sanctuary? The categories are Anime World Leaders I hate, cds I own, fruits, dog's names, multi billionaires that I hate, and cheeses. Its Relena's turn.
Relena: Anime world leaders I hate for $1000,
Schnapps: Not that you hate, that I hate!
Relena: That I hate.
Schnapps: I hate you *under breath* Ok this Anime world leader is a prissy little stalker that drives around in an UGLY pink limo.
Rociel: Am I Beautiful?
Schnapps: um… you have pretty BOOTS! (Inside joke)
Piccolo: What is Relena?
Schnapps: A *****!
Rociel: Profanity! My beautiful angel ears didn't here those sinful words!
Schnapps: Piccolo had the right answer so it's your turn again!
Piccolo: Cheeses for $100!
Schnapps: This cheese is made in Switzerland.
Rociel: Do you really like my boots?
Piccolo: um… string!
Relena: No Baka! It was Swiss.
Schnapps: no the answer was… um… uh… chocolate!
Relena and Piccolo: What?!? **Rociel is staring at his boots**
Schnapps: It's your turn Rociel!
Rociel: the color of my favorite boots for $1000. This is the color of my favorite boots.
Schnapps: What is… gray?
Rociel: That's right! **Jumps up and down**
Schnapps: Yea!!
Piccolo: What do we get if we win this game?
Schnapps: um… you get to murder Relena!
Piccolo: ok!
Rociel: ok!
Schnapps: **starts singing** its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy cause every now and then I kick the living **** out of me.
Everyone: What?
Schnapps: Sorry that song came on the radio, I couldn't help myself! Plus I have to do something to use up time!
Everyone but Rociel: *sweatdrop*
Rociel: I'm BEAUTIFUL!
Piccolo: Fruits for $1000
Schnapps: What's the most recent fruit I've eaten?
Piccolo: um… apple
Relena: Peaches!
Rociel: RASPBERRIES!
Schnapps: Right! Rociel! **evil guy walks up**
Guy: Heres the lemonade you wanted Schnapps.
Schnapps: thanks **drinks lemonade** mm…. **passes out** (another inside joke. To get it read the story: Insane IM's)
Guy: BWAHAHAHAHA! NOW I CAN TAKE OVER JEOPORDY AND RULE THE WORLD!!! HAHAHA! **Some one shoots the evil guy dead… it was none other then…
**Commercial break**
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**End commercial**
It was none other then my muse sandman!**
Schnapps: Now its time for final Jeopardy! Can some one clean the evil guy off the floor please? He really smells! Ok my birthday is when?
**Theme song**
Schnapps: ok Relena put I don't care and wagered I really don't care. WRONG! Rociel put I'm BEAUTIFUL and wagered nothing. Sorry but that's wrong. Piccolo but august 31 and wagered $5. Whatever! Piccolo wins and gets to kill Relena **piccolo blows up Relena with a KI blast.**
Schnapps: over! Nappy time!!
*The next day*
Welcome back to another Jeopardy! Here's your host schnapps!
Schnapps: Welcome! I'm your host! Today our guests are Godzilla from Godzilla, **a shrunken down Godzilla walks on stage the audience looks a little confused.** Ash ketchum from pokemon, **he walks up and only a few pokemon followers clap.** and Wufei from Gundam wing **loud clapping, mostly girls (he has his hair down ^.~)**! The categories are Bishonen, things that make me sleepy, cute animals, colors of leaves, songs I hate, and names for sponges! Your turn firsts GODZILLA!
Godzilla: GAH!!!!
Schnapps: um… so colors of leaves. This is my favorite color leaf.
Ash: What is green?
Schnapps: NO!
Wufei: What is red?
Schnapps: no! The answer was what is purple!
Both: What!?
Wufei: Baka onna leaves don't turn purple!
Schnapps: of course they do!
Ash: This game is stupid!
Godzilla: GAH!
Schnapps: Shut up! **Mumbling** stupid anime people… it's Wufei's turn.
Wufei: cute animals for $100…
Schnapps: This cute animal could also go by the name of Bambi
Godzilla: GAH!!! **Long pause**
Schnapps: I'm sorry it was a deer. You couldn't even guess? You guys should watch American cartoons too.
Wufei: Prissy little cartoons about little animals that run around or little girls playing with their dollies. **rolls eyes** I can't wait to start watching. **Schnapps walks up to Wufei and hits him on the head, hard. He starts crying and runs off stage. **sweatdrop**
Schnapps: ash!
Ash: names for sponges for $3000!
Schnapps: This is what I named my blue sponge.
Ash: um… what is… BOB!
Schnapps: Nope! Haha! It was Johnny-Z!
Ash: This game show really does suck!
Schnapps: Now its time for Final Jeopardy! Who do I hate the most?
**Jeopardy music**
Schnapps: Ok! Ash wrote Ash and wagered $20. Sorry that's wrong. Godzilla wrote… ??? Godzilla wrote Relena! Wow! And he wagered $100 million dollars.
Godzilla: Yay! I won!!! What did I win?
Schnapps: Um… you won… Ash!
Godzilla: Cool **picks up Ash and carries him away** GAH!!
Ash: NO!!! HELP ME!!! NO…
Schnapps: That's it for this episode! See you!
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That was written completely subconsciously. You know how many hours of sleep I got last night 0! No sleep. I need some aspirin. I'm probably not going to continue again for a week or at least a couple days because I'll be at my cabin ^.~ but I promise I'll try to get more out soon! ß I wrote that a week ago so I'm back now. I tried to get this out sooner but fanfiction.net wouldn't upload it -