"What?! Hello! We didn't get married." Sam says.
"No, we didn't get married! That's ridiculous!"
Sam and Ivy turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.
"We-we-we-I remember being in a chapel." He says.
"Oh my God."
"I-They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!" Sam argues.
"No!" Ivy agrees.
"They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!" Hank says.
"Hell, I'm drunk right now!" Beth says and they all turn to look at her, "What? I can't have a mimosa at breakfast?! I'm on vacation!"
"What are you guys gonna do?" Sheridan asks.
"Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?" She looks at Sam.
"Well, I think, I think, Sam already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first one, so the second one's free." Luis jokes.
"Laugh it up, but the joke's on you." Sam snaps, "Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We-we're just gonna get an annulment."
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are walking through the casino floor.
"So, what do you think we should do?" Sheridan asks.
"I don't know. But I-I-I know I love you!"
"I know I love you!" She kisses him.
"So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you." Luis asks.
"That's a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!"
"Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight," He motions to the Craps table, "Then there's a definite sign we should get married."
"All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don't get married." Sheridan says.
"Sounds great."
"Okay." They approach the Craps table.
"Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please." The Croupier says.
"Ready?" She asks.
"Ready!"
"Come on eight." Sheridan says sarcastically.
"Yes, yes eight." Luis says deadpan.
Sheridan rolls the dice.
"Eight! Easy eight." The Croupier says. Sheridan rolled a three and a five and they're stunned.
~*~
"No, we didn't get married! That's ridiculous!"
Sam and Ivy turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.
"We-we-we-I remember being in a chapel." He says.
"Oh my God."
"I-They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!" Sam argues.
"No!" Ivy agrees.
"They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!" Hank says.
"Hell, I'm drunk right now!" Beth says and they all turn to look at her, "What? I can't have a mimosa at breakfast?! I'm on vacation!"
"What are you guys gonna do?" Sheridan asks.
"Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?" She looks at Sam.
"Well, I think, I think, Sam already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first one, so the second one's free." Luis jokes.
"Laugh it up, but the joke's on you." Sam snaps, "Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We-we're just gonna get an annulment."
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are walking through the casino floor.
"So, what do you think we should do?" Sheridan asks.
"I don't know. But I-I-I know I love you!"
"I know I love you!" She kisses him.
"So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you." Luis asks.
"That's a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!"
"Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight," He motions to the Craps table, "Then there's a definite sign we should get married."
"All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don't get married." Sheridan says.
"Sounds great."
"Okay." They approach the Craps table.
"Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please." The Croupier says.
"Ready?" She asks.
"Ready!"
"Come on eight." Sheridan says sarcastically.
"Yes, yes eight." Luis says deadpan.
Sheridan rolls the dice.
"Eight! Easy eight." The Croupier says. Sheridan rolled a three and a five and they're stunned.
~*~