Ivy starts laughing, "Okay! So, we'll just stay married."
"Yes, exactly!"
"And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Bennett!" She continues.
"Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more." Sam says.
"Okay, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding." She takes a sip of her coffee.
"I'm-I'm not kidding. Look I-I, I can't have two failed marriages. I can't. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!"
"What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever?!" She asks surprised.
"Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms. you check the box that says Mrs.! It's right next to it!" Sam explains.
"Ohh, okay, I'm sorry. You're right. You know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other." Ivy says sarcastically, "All right, look, just please, take a moment here to think about what you're asking of me."
"I'm asking you to do me a favor."
"You are asking me to be your wife!" She argues.
"And as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor."
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are in the hallway. Luis is helping Sheridan to the door.
"That kid really kicked me hard on the plane." Sheridan says.
"Well you did pull his hair."
"He took my snack!" She argues.
"I'm not getting into this again!" Luis says.
"Okay! Oh God, you know what? It's really bad."
"Well, I told you not to walk here. Here." He picks her up, "There. Okay." He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Sheridan who is only holding on by his neck.
"This doesn't mean anything, does it?" She asks.
"No!"
"Okay."
~*~
Beth is driving. Hank is in the back seat and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Beth.
Beth looks at Hank, "How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape-" She hold her hand over the hitchhiker's face, "A rapist or a killer or something!"
"Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?!"
"You know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep!" She looks at the hitchhiker, "And you, are you a rapist?!"
"No!"
"Do you like car games?"
"Yeah, you know the license plate glame?" The hitchhiker asks.
"I love the license plate game!" Beth exclaims.
"Ooh, I'll play! I'll play!" Hank interrupts.
"No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!"
~*~
"Yes, exactly!"
"And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Bennett!" She continues.
"Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more." Sam says.
"Okay, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding." She takes a sip of her coffee.
"I'm-I'm not kidding. Look I-I, I can't have two failed marriages. I can't. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!"
"What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever?!" She asks surprised.
"Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms. you check the box that says Mrs.! It's right next to it!" Sam explains.
"Ohh, okay, I'm sorry. You're right. You know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other." Ivy says sarcastically, "All right, look, just please, take a moment here to think about what you're asking of me."
"I'm asking you to do me a favor."
"You are asking me to be your wife!" She argues.
"And as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor."
~*~
Sheridan and Luis are in the hallway. Luis is helping Sheridan to the door.
"That kid really kicked me hard on the plane." Sheridan says.
"Well you did pull his hair."
"He took my snack!" She argues.
"I'm not getting into this again!" Luis says.
"Okay! Oh God, you know what? It's really bad."
"Well, I told you not to walk here. Here." He picks her up, "There. Okay." He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Sheridan who is only holding on by his neck.
"This doesn't mean anything, does it?" She asks.
"No!"
"Okay."
~*~
Beth is driving. Hank is in the back seat and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Beth.
Beth looks at Hank, "How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape-" She hold her hand over the hitchhiker's face, "A rapist or a killer or something!"
"Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?!"
"You know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep!" She looks at the hitchhiker, "And you, are you a rapist?!"
"No!"
"Do you like car games?"
"Yeah, you know the license plate glame?" The hitchhiker asks.
"I love the license plate game!" Beth exclaims.
"Ooh, I'll play! I'll play!" Hank interrupts.
"No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!"
~*~