Ivy is at her apartment.
Sam enters, "Hey!"
"Hey!"
"Listen, I know you wanted ot talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married." He says and Ivy shakes her head no, "We register, and you get to keep all the presents!"
Ivy thinks about it for a second, "No! Sam, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Sam, is we cannot stay married."
"I don't know if it's true."
"Oh b-b-but it is!"
"Oh, okay, you know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage..." Sam starts.
Ivy interrupts, "Oh Sam, Come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world's worst hangover! Sam, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!"
"All right. All right, I'll do it."
"Thank you." Sam goes to leave, but Ivy stops him, "Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there such a thing as an annulment shower?"
Sam turns and leaves.
~*~
Beth's car.
"Wait! Wait! There is the train station!" The hitchhiker says.
"Oh, okay."
"This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
"And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter, so the ball's pretty much in your court." Beth says.
"All right, see ya Beth." The hitchhiker gets out and Beth drives away.
"Come on Beth! I can't take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh?"
Hank starts singing in half tone:
I'm slim shady,
The real slim shady.
All you other slim shadys are just imatating.
So will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up.
Beth interrupts, "Stop it! Stop it, no! That's not fair! You know I can't resist that beautiful voice!"
"Beth, I am so sorry!" Hank appologizes, "I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn't deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you."
"You can still sleep at night and stuff."
"Well, thank you. So, can we play Twenty Questions now? I've got a really good one! I've been thinking about it since Kansas." He says.
"Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?" Beth asks.
"Yes."
"Is it a meatball sub?" She continues.
"That is incredible! You are the master!"
~*~
Sam enters, "Hey!"
"Hey!"
"Listen, I know you wanted ot talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married." He says and Ivy shakes her head no, "We register, and you get to keep all the presents!"
Ivy thinks about it for a second, "No! Sam, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Sam, is we cannot stay married."
"I don't know if it's true."
"Oh b-b-but it is!"
"Oh, okay, you know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage..." Sam starts.
Ivy interrupts, "Oh Sam, Come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world's worst hangover! Sam, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!"
"All right. All right, I'll do it."
"Thank you." Sam goes to leave, but Ivy stops him, "Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there such a thing as an annulment shower?"
Sam turns and leaves.
~*~
Beth's car.
"Wait! Wait! There is the train station!" The hitchhiker says.
"Oh, okay."
"This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
"And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter, so the ball's pretty much in your court." Beth says.
"All right, see ya Beth." The hitchhiker gets out and Beth drives away.
"Come on Beth! I can't take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh?"
Hank starts singing in half tone:
I'm slim shady,
The real slim shady.
All you other slim shadys are just imatating.
So will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up.
Beth interrupts, "Stop it! Stop it, no! That's not fair! You know I can't resist that beautiful voice!"
"Beth, I am so sorry!" Hank appologizes, "I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn't deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you."
"You can still sleep at night and stuff."
"Well, thank you. So, can we play Twenty Questions now? I've got a really good one! I've been thinking about it since Kansas." He says.
"Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?" Beth asks.
"Yes."
"Is it a meatball sub?" She continues.
"That is incredible! You are the master!"
~*~
