Sheridan, Luis, and Ivy are at the apartment. Ivy is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and Sheridan is the one that catches it.
"Huh, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the..." Ivy starts.
Sheridan interrupts, "No, don't say it! Don't even think it!"
"All right. Okay Luis, enjoy your handful." She leaves.
"All right, should we just, should we just get married? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it." Luis asks.
"I'm sick of the signs! It's too fast, I'm happy the way things are!"
"Me too!"
"I don't want things to change! Do you?" Sheridan asks.
"No!"
"All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!" She says.
"Jeez, relax! It's not like we're mar-ah-ah!!" He runs out.
Luis slowly enters, "You know, I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
"Then all your stuff would be here."
"Well, what if all my stuff would be here?" He asks.
"Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense."
"Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?" Luis asks.
"Live together? There have been no signs for that."
"Me asking is kind of a sign."
"YES!!!!!!!!!" Sheridan says.
"Okay!!!!!"
"Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!"
"Okay."
"Here's your key." She gives him one.
"Oh thanks."
"Here's your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!"
He runs out, "Ready?!"
"Ready!"
Luis tries, but something happens, "Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can't get in!"
"Wait! Oh my God! I can't get out!"
"This is not a sign!"
"No, it's not a sign! It's a very old key!" Sheridan says.
"It's an old key!"
"Oh my God, it's old!"
"I love you!" Luis says.
"I love you too!"
~*~
Beth and Ivy are on the couch at the Book Cafe.
Sam enters, "Hey!"
"Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?" Ivy asks.
"Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of." He says.
"Sam, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
"Oh yeah, why not?" Sam asks.
"No thanks, I've already seen one." Beth says.
"Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater." Ivy walks out.
"Okay." Sam sits down next to Beth, "You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
"Always."
"I didn't get the annulment." He says.
"What?!" She asks surprised.
"We're still married! Don't tell Ivy. See you later." Sam gets up leaving Beth in shock.
~*~
Hank is coming up the stairs and sees Luis trying to open the lock.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"The key's stuck in the lock."
"I can fix it. Hold on." Hank goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment, "Look out. Look out." He pries the door a little bit.
Luis tryes the handle, "It still doesn't work."
"I'm not finished."
"Oh."
Hank goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knock it down off it's hinges.
"Nice job Hank! You're quite the craftsman."
~*~
"Huh, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the..." Ivy starts.
Sheridan interrupts, "No, don't say it! Don't even think it!"
"All right. Okay Luis, enjoy your handful." She leaves.
"All right, should we just, should we just get married? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it." Luis asks.
"I'm sick of the signs! It's too fast, I'm happy the way things are!"
"Me too!"
"I don't want things to change! Do you?" Sheridan asks.
"No!"
"All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!" She says.
"Jeez, relax! It's not like we're mar-ah-ah!!" He runs out.
Luis slowly enters, "You know, I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
"Then all your stuff would be here."
"Well, what if all my stuff would be here?" He asks.
"Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn't make any sense."
"Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I'm saying?" Luis asks.
"Live together? There have been no signs for that."
"Me asking is kind of a sign."
"YES!!!!!!!!!" Sheridan says.
"Okay!!!!!"
"Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!"
"Okay."
"Here's your key." She gives him one.
"Oh thanks."
"Here's your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!"
He runs out, "Ready?!"
"Ready!"
Luis tries, but something happens, "Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can't get in!"
"Wait! Oh my God! I can't get out!"
"This is not a sign!"
"No, it's not a sign! It's a very old key!" Sheridan says.
"It's an old key!"
"Oh my God, it's old!"
"I love you!" Luis says.
"I love you too!"
~*~
Beth and Ivy are on the couch at the Book Cafe.
Sam enters, "Hey!"
"Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?" Ivy asks.
"Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of." He says.
"Sam, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
"Oh yeah, why not?" Sam asks.
"No thanks, I've already seen one." Beth says.
"Okay, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater." Ivy walks out.
"Okay." Sam sits down next to Beth, "You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
"Always."
"I didn't get the annulment." He says.
"What?!" She asks surprised.
"We're still married! Don't tell Ivy. See you later." Sam gets up leaving Beth in shock.
~*~
Hank is coming up the stairs and sees Luis trying to open the lock.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"The key's stuck in the lock."
"I can fix it. Hold on." Hank goes and gets a screwdriver from his apartment, "Look out. Look out." He pries the door a little bit.
Luis tryes the handle, "It still doesn't work."
"I'm not finished."
"Oh."
Hank goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knock it down off it's hinges.
"Nice job Hank! You're quite the craftsman."
~*~