Beth is on the couch at the Book Cafe.
Sheridan enters, "Hey Beth!"
"Hey!"
"Hey, have you seen Ivy?" She asks.
"No, why?"
"I have some pretty exciting news!"
Beth gasps, "You're pregnant!"
"No! Luis and I are moving in together!"
"Ooh! That's good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Beth."
Sam returns from getting some coffee, "Hey! Hi!"
"Hey!"
"What's up?" He asks.
"Well umm, Luis and I are moving in together."
"Oh my God. That's great." He hugs her.
"Guys, I'm happy too." Beth says.
"Okay, come here!" Beth joins them in the hug.
"Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled..." She winks at Sam.
"Okay, I gotta go find Ivy but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn't seem so bad?" Sheridan leaves.
"Bye."
"Hmm, something bad to tell Ivy... Bad news for Ivy, what could that be?!" Beth pretends to think.
"Could you just, could you just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody's stairs!" Sam snaps.
"Sam, it's not that big a deal! So you'll be divorced two times, you'll still have a life, you'll go on dates..." She starts.
He interrupts, "No! No, I won't! I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Three Divorce Guy, uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists."
"Sam, you're being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than two stupid divorces!"
"Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced two times?" He asks.
"Most guys who have been divorced two times are like sixty." Beth argues, "Sam, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I'll show you! Come here!" She stands up.
"What?! Why?"
She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three women named Stephanie, Karin, and Meg are sitting.
"Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Sam is about to be divorced for the second time, but wouldn't you date him?" Beth asks the girls.
~*~
Sheridan is pacing anxiously waiting for Ivy to tell her she's moving out.
Luis enters, "Hey!"
"Ugh, I thought you were Ivy!" She says.
He looks down, "What gave me away?"
"I just have to tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Sam and Beth and she's the only one left!"
They hug as Ivy enters, "Hey!"
"Hey."
"Ugh, the worst day! You know, you think you're making progress at work and then your boss calls you Evy. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one lese wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Evy! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Eve!"
"Well, I-I still think you're very-very nice and..." Luis tries to change the subject.
"What?"
"All yours, babe." He tells Sheridan.
"Have a seat." Sheridan motions to the table and they sit down, "Okay, listen umm, Luis and I are going to live together, here."
"Oh my God! That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys!"
"Really?!"
"And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!"
"Yes, we are." Sheridan says as Luis frantically tries to get her to correct Ivy.
"And Luis, you're gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Evy can't be late."
"Ivy..." Luis starts.
"Yeah, he's gonna work on that." Sheridan says.
"Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God..." She goes into her bedroom.
~*~
Sheridan enters, "Hey Beth!"
"Hey!"
"Hey, have you seen Ivy?" She asks.
"No, why?"
"I have some pretty exciting news!"
Beth gasps, "You're pregnant!"
"No! Luis and I are moving in together!"
"Ooh! That's good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Beth."
Sam returns from getting some coffee, "Hey! Hi!"
"Hey!"
"What's up?" He asks.
"Well umm, Luis and I are moving in together."
"Oh my God. That's great." He hugs her.
"Guys, I'm happy too." Beth says.
"Okay, come here!" Beth joins them in the hug.
"Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled..." She winks at Sam.
"Okay, I gotta go find Ivy but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn't seem so bad?" Sheridan leaves.
"Bye."
"Hmm, something bad to tell Ivy... Bad news for Ivy, what could that be?!" Beth pretends to think.
"Could you just, could you just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody's stairs!" Sam snaps.
"Sam, it's not that big a deal! So you'll be divorced two times, you'll still have a life, you'll go on dates..." She starts.
He interrupts, "No! No, I won't! I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Three Divorce Guy, uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists."
"Sam, you're being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than two stupid divorces!"
"Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced two times?" He asks.
"Most guys who have been divorced two times are like sixty." Beth argues, "Sam, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I'll show you! Come here!" She stands up.
"What?! Why?"
She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three women named Stephanie, Karin, and Meg are sitting.
"Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Sam is about to be divorced for the second time, but wouldn't you date him?" Beth asks the girls.
~*~
Sheridan is pacing anxiously waiting for Ivy to tell her she's moving out.
Luis enters, "Hey!"
"Ugh, I thought you were Ivy!" She says.
He looks down, "What gave me away?"
"I just have to tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Sam and Beth and she's the only one left!"
They hug as Ivy enters, "Hey!"
"Hey."
"Ugh, the worst day! You know, you think you're making progress at work and then your boss calls you Evy. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one lese wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Evy! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Eve!"
"Well, I-I still think you're very-very nice and..." Luis tries to change the subject.
"What?"
"All yours, babe." He tells Sheridan.
"Have a seat." Sheridan motions to the table and they sit down, "Okay, listen umm, Luis and I are going to live together, here."
"Oh my God! That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys!"
"Really?!"
"And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!"
"Yes, we are." Sheridan says as Luis frantically tries to get her to correct Ivy.
"And Luis, you're gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Evy can't be late."
"Ivy..." Luis starts.
"Yeah, he's gonna work on that." Sheridan says.
"Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God..." She goes into her bedroom.
~*~