"This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Ivy is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife!" Sam snaps, "Beth, will you-will you help me out here?"
"Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her." Beth says nervously.
"We were drunk! I would've married uh, Hank with that amount of alcohol!"
"Hey! You could do a lot worse than Hank!!" Beth snaps defensively.
Sam looks at the girls, "Look, I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don't want to be divorced two times."
"Yes, and now he's using this two divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, 'Well done!' Bravo Meg." Beth says.
~*~
Luis is packing some books and Hank is watching him.
"God, it's gonna be so weird like when I come home and you're not here. You know? No more Hank and Luis'. No more H and L's. 'You wanna go over to Hank and Luis'?' 'Can't, it's not there'." Hank says.
"Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff."
Sheridan enters, "Hi."
"Hey!"
"So I, I told Ivy it was just gonna be the two of us."
"Oh yeah? Well, how'd she take it?" Luis asks.
"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad." She sits down slightly disgusted.
"And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?"
"I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Ivy and I not as close as you guys?! I mean, do we not have as much fun?! Don't I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Hank, he cried his eyes out!"
"Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!!" Hank snaps, "Come on! It's like the end of an era!"
~*~
Ivy is painting her toenails at her apartment.
Sheridan enters, "Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff."
"Okay!"
"No point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore." She continues.
"Okay."
"Hey Ivy, what about this?" Sheridan holds up a chrome five-point star, "Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don't know if I want it because it might be, too many memories!"
Ivy grabs the star, "What the hell is that?"
"I don't know." She picks up a big plate from the coffee table, "Hey, Ivy, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate."
"Wow! Sheridan, thanks! I love this plate!"
"Something to remember me by!"
"Sheridan, honey you're not dying. I'm just moving out. I mean, we're gonna see each other all the time."
"But still, it's a big change. The end of an era, you might say!"
"Are you okay? You're not blinking." Ivy asks.
"I'm fine! I just, I'm thinking how much this is an end of an era."
"Oh, all right. But I gotta say, I don't, I don't think six years counts as an era."
"An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn't significant to you!" She snaps.
"What is the matter with you?!"
"What is the matter with you?!! Why aren't you more upset?! Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean, aren't you gonna miss me at all?!"
"All right, fine, but don't get mad at me. It's-it's just a little hard to believe."
"What's hard to believe?"
"Well you know, it's you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I'm not upset because I don't see you guys going through with it. I'm sorry." She explains.
"Ivy, it's gonna happen. Luis is gonna move in here."
"But I..."
"No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn't something that we just, we just impulsivly decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen."
"It is? Really?" Ivy asks.
"Yeah."
She starts to lose her composure, "I mean we're not, we're not gonna live together anymore?"
"No."
"What? Oh my God! I'm gonna miss you so much!" She starts to cry.
"I'm gonna miss you!" They hug.
"I mean, it's the end of an era!"
"I know!"
~*~
"Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her." Beth says nervously.
"We were drunk! I would've married uh, Hank with that amount of alcohol!"
"Hey! You could do a lot worse than Hank!!" Beth snaps defensively.
Sam looks at the girls, "Look, I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don't want to be divorced two times."
"Yes, and now he's using this two divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, 'Well done!' Bravo Meg." Beth says.
~*~
Luis is packing some books and Hank is watching him.
"God, it's gonna be so weird like when I come home and you're not here. You know? No more Hank and Luis'. No more H and L's. 'You wanna go over to Hank and Luis'?' 'Can't, it's not there'." Hank says.
"Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff."
Sheridan enters, "Hi."
"Hey!"
"So I, I told Ivy it was just gonna be the two of us."
"Oh yeah? Well, how'd she take it?" Luis asks.
"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad." She sits down slightly disgusted.
"And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?"
"I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Ivy and I not as close as you guys?! I mean, do we not have as much fun?! Don't I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Hank, he cried his eyes out!"
"Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!!" Hank snaps, "Come on! It's like the end of an era!"
~*~
Ivy is painting her toenails at her apartment.
Sheridan enters, "Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff."
"Okay!"
"No point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore." She continues.
"Okay."
"Hey Ivy, what about this?" Sheridan holds up a chrome five-point star, "Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don't know if I want it because it might be, too many memories!"
Ivy grabs the star, "What the hell is that?"
"I don't know." She picks up a big plate from the coffee table, "Hey, Ivy, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate."
"Wow! Sheridan, thanks! I love this plate!"
"Something to remember me by!"
"Sheridan, honey you're not dying. I'm just moving out. I mean, we're gonna see each other all the time."
"But still, it's a big change. The end of an era, you might say!"
"Are you okay? You're not blinking." Ivy asks.
"I'm fine! I just, I'm thinking how much this is an end of an era."
"Oh, all right. But I gotta say, I don't, I don't think six years counts as an era."
"An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn't significant to you!" She snaps.
"What is the matter with you?!"
"What is the matter with you?!! Why aren't you more upset?! Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean, aren't you gonna miss me at all?!"
"All right, fine, but don't get mad at me. It's-it's just a little hard to believe."
"What's hard to believe?"
"Well you know, it's you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I'm not upset because I don't see you guys going through with it. I'm sorry." She explains.
"Ivy, it's gonna happen. Luis is gonna move in here."
"But I..."
"No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn't something that we just, we just impulsivly decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen."
"It is? Really?" Ivy asks.
"Yeah."
She starts to lose her composure, "I mean we're not, we're not gonna live together anymore?"
"No."
"What? Oh my God! I'm gonna miss you so much!" She starts to cry.
"I'm gonna miss you!" They hug.
"I mean, it's the end of an era!"
"I know!"
~*~