Ivy is entering Sam's apartment while he is making some room on the shelves for her stuff.
"Hey!"
"Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff."
"Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Sheridan's and she and Luis had a big fight and they're not moving in." Ivy explains.
"What do you mean, they're not moving in? They-they're still moving in, right?"
"No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room." She says.
"What?! Over a stupid room!"
"Yeah, I fell kinda bad for them, but I'm also really psyched because I don't have to move in here!"
"Oh no, yeah no, that part's great." He says.
~*~
Sam is entering Sheridan's apartment dragging Luis to mediate the argument between Sheridan and Luis.
"What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!"
"Sam, we can handle this." Sheridan says.
"Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!"
"Well, why don't you just tell her to stop being silly!" Luis says and Sheridan mocks him.
Sam stops them, "Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?"
"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love." Luis explains.
"Love is the best medicine." Sheridan says.
"That's laughter."
"Why do you do it?" She asks.
"I don't know."
"Okay! All right! Now, Luis you-you wanna live with Sheridan, right?" Sam asks.
"Yeah, I do."
"And Sheridan, you wanna live with Luis, don't you?"
"Yes."
Sam jumps up, "Good! A verbal contact is binding in the state of Maine!" He storms out.
~*~
"Hey!"
"Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff."
"Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Sheridan's and she and Luis had a big fight and they're not moving in." Ivy explains.
"What do you mean, they're not moving in? They-they're still moving in, right?"
"No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room." She says.
"What?! Over a stupid room!"
"Yeah, I fell kinda bad for them, but I'm also really psyched because I don't have to move in here!"
"Oh no, yeah no, that part's great." He says.
~*~
Sam is entering Sheridan's apartment dragging Luis to mediate the argument between Sheridan and Luis.
"What's all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!"
"Sam, we can handle this." Sheridan says.
"Well, apparently not, and I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!"
"Well, why don't you just tell her to stop being silly!" Luis says and Sheridan mocks him.
Sam stops them, "Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?"
"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love." Luis explains.
"Love is the best medicine." Sheridan says.
"That's laughter."
"Why do you do it?" She asks.
"I don't know."
"Okay! All right! Now, Luis you-you wanna live with Sheridan, right?" Sam asks.
"Yeah, I do."
"And Sheridan, you wanna live with Luis, don't you?"
"Yes."
Sam jumps up, "Good! A verbal contact is binding in the state of Maine!" He storms out.
~*~