Ivy is packing her belongings to move to Sam's.

"So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?" Ivy asks as she walks into the kitchen.
"This bottle opener." Sheridan grabs it off the freezer door.
"And?"
"And it's a magnet!"
"Look at that!"
"How weird is that? You're moving in with me and have the one thing I don't have. It's like uh, in a way you-you complete me," Sam sees Beth glaring at him, "Kitchen."
"What?!" Ivy asks.
Sam fakes an Australian accent, "You complete me kitchen, matey!"
"Sam, I know what you're thinking." Beth says.
"What?"
"That she's gonna move in with you and maybe then she'll fall in love with you and then when she finds out you're already married, she'll be happy." She says.
"Oh... My... God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Ivy!"
"What?!!" Beth asks very confused.
"Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you're obsessed with her. It's always, 'Sam, what are you gonna do about Ivy?' 'Sam, why-why are you moving in with Ivy?' 'When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Ivy?' You want her!" He exclaims.
"No!" Beth says as Sam's phone rings.
He answers it, "Uh-oh, saved by the bell. Hello?"

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