Ivy is unpacking at her new apartment as the phone rings.

She answers it, "Hello?"
"Hello, is Sam there?" The guy on the phone asks.
"Uh no, he's not. Can I take a message?"
"Yes, this is Russell, Sam's divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's decided to give the marriage a try."
"Sam got married again-Nooooooo!!!!!!!!"

~*~

Sam is at the police station doing some paperwork.

Ivy bursts through the door and she's not in the best of moods having just found out Sam's dirty little secret, "Sam!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!"
"Well, hello Ivy!" He says.

~*~