Sheridan and Beth are watching the babies in their crib.
"I don't know why I was so nervous about this. And I don't know why my brother is always complaining. This is so easy."
"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that's the same." Sheridan says.
Luis enters, "Sheck it out! Sheck it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog!" He holds up a stuffed toy frog.
"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep." Beth points.
"Oh it's so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head." Sheridan says.
"Oh, I can still do that."
~*~
Sam and Ivy are at the judge's chambers filing their annulment papers.
"Okay, you two are asking the court for an annulment?" The judge asks.
"Yes your honor, and here are, our forms, all filled out." Ivy hands the judge the forms.
"So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Bennett is mentally unstable."
"Fine, I'm mentally unstable." Sam says defeated.
"And based on the fact that Mr. Bennett is an intravenous drug user." The judge continues.
"What?!" He asks surprised.
"Uh yes, heroin and crack." Ivy says.
"Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!" Sam argues.
"Well, you would know."
"Now it also says that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?" The judge asks.
"Oh, come on!"
Ivy starts to cry, "Sam, please, I found the magazines!"
"And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin." The judge says.
"Okay, I'm sorry, this is insane! I-I-I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem with my abbility to consummate anything! Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now!" Sam snaps.
"That won't be necessary."
"And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies!" He continues.
"Ugh!"
"Now if you two were involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem."
"Sam! Your honor, rest assured our relationship ended like ten years ago!" Ivy turns to the stenographer, "And could you strike 'Consummated like bunnies' from the record?"
"Is there, anything in this record that is actuall true?" The judge asks.
"Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, the names I think." She says.
"Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment. If you two don't want to be together you'll have to file for divorce."
Sam stands up, "That's great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!"
Ivy stands up as well, "What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!"
"And what-" He notices the stenographer is still typing, "What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don't get the annulment. Don't type that! What?! Stop typing!" He goes over to where the stenographer is typing, "Hey! Stop typing!" He's still typing, "Stop typing! Stop typing!!"
She looks at the judge, "Okay, do you see, do you see what you're keeping me married to?!!"
"You need to get out of my chambers."
"All right lady, here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!" Ivy snaps.
"Yeah!"
"Would you like to spend the night in jail?"
"And thank you for your time." They both beat a hasty retreat.
~*~
"I don't know why I was so nervous about this. And I don't know why my brother is always complaining. This is so easy."
"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that's the same." Sheridan says.
Luis enters, "Sheck it out! Sheck it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog!" He holds up a stuffed toy frog.
"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep." Beth points.
"Oh it's so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head." Sheridan says.
"Oh, I can still do that."
~*~
Sam and Ivy are at the judge's chambers filing their annulment papers.
"Okay, you two are asking the court for an annulment?" The judge asks.
"Yes your honor, and here are, our forms, all filled out." Ivy hands the judge the forms.
"So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Bennett is mentally unstable."
"Fine, I'm mentally unstable." Sam says defeated.
"And based on the fact that Mr. Bennett is an intravenous drug user." The judge continues.
"What?!" He asks surprised.
"Uh yes, heroin and crack." Ivy says.
"Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!" Sam argues.
"Well, you would know."
"Now it also says that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?" The judge asks.
"Oh, come on!"
Ivy starts to cry, "Sam, please, I found the magazines!"
"And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin." The judge says.
"Okay, I'm sorry, this is insane! I-I-I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem with my abbility to consummate anything! Look, I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now!" Sam snaps.
"That won't be necessary."
"And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies!" He continues.
"Ugh!"
"Now if you two were involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem."
"Sam! Your honor, rest assured our relationship ended like ten years ago!" Ivy turns to the stenographer, "And could you strike 'Consummated like bunnies' from the record?"
"Is there, anything in this record that is actuall true?" The judge asks.
"Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, the names I think." She says.
"Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment. If you two don't want to be together you'll have to file for divorce."
Sam stands up, "That's great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!"
Ivy stands up as well, "What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!"
"And what-" He notices the stenographer is still typing, "What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don't get the annulment. Don't type that! What?! Stop typing!" He goes over to where the stenographer is typing, "Hey! Stop typing!" He's still typing, "Stop typing! Stop typing!!"
She looks at the judge, "Okay, do you see, do you see what you're keeping me married to?!!"
"You need to get out of my chambers."
"All right lady, here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!" Ivy snaps.
"Yeah!"
"Would you like to spend the night in jail?"
"And thank you for your time." They both beat a hasty retreat.
~*~