Bye
Bye, bye, bye
Tal.
Odd title for
an odd story. Stupid singing sensations pay for their horrible lyrics! Yay!
Zim sat on the couch, and listened to a near-by radio Gir was playing. He
didn't like the music, but he didn't expect to find a station he would
like, so he let Gir play what he wanted. All of the sudden, a horrible sound
came blaring out. He jumped over to the radio, and chucked it into a wall. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
YOU KILLED BRITTANY!!!!" "Maybe I should." Zim replied. "Anything that
horrible should be sent to the planet of broken glass." Once again, he
heard a radio. "Gir! Is that coming from you?" "Yeah! Do-Doom… DARKER
SIDE OF BLUE!!!!" "Gir! Would you shut that racket off! It's horrible!"
"Do-Yay-do… zip… She's so high-e-I, oh high above me!" "Shut it,
Gir! Silence!" "Oooo… looks like rain! I Loooove Tal Bachman!" "That 'Tal Bachman'. He will pay for my misfortune."
"You're gonna kill Tal?" "Yes, Gir. I think I will."
Zim knew he could never locate the evil mastermind by himself. So he went
to an Earth-dweller for help.
"Why would I help you, alien scum?' "Uh… because I want to kill
all the singing sensations on Earth." "Really? Well, I don't have a
problem with that. I hate music. Actually, I'd be glad to help!" "Yes…
ok. So, where does this 'Tal Bachman' live?" "Uh… How am I supposed to
know?" Dib thought up a good scheme to find out. "Gaz!!! Tal Bachman is
leading the fight against Mario! We have to stop him!!" {Uh… don't ask. I
don't feel normal today.} All of the sudden, Gaz swung around the side of the
house on a bike. "C'mon, Dib! We have to stoop him! Hurry!" Dib ran to the
house and got his bike, and Zim stood there pondering. "Go get your bike,
Zim!" "Bike?" "*Mumbles bad stuff to himself* A bike. You ride it. You
gotta have something, don't you?" "I would pilot the Vootrunner,
but then Gaz would know." "Do you think she cares? She's trying to save an
imaginary game thingy!" "Good point. You guys go on. I'll catch up." Gaz
and Dib rode away.
After they had been riding for about 15 minutes, the Vootrunner came up
behind them. Zim slowed to there pace, and opened the latch door. Gir was
sitting with his head out the window. "Quick! Jump in!" Zim yelled. They
both did so without hesitation.
"Cool! Can I drive?" Gaz said. "Yeah… like I'm gonna let you
drive my ship." "But you're going too slow!" "I'm going the speed of
sound!" Gaz growled, and abruptly pushed Zim out the window. "Go Master! Fly
away!" Gir Yelled, as he followed his falling master. The Vootrunner sped
away, as Gir caught his master. "Gir! Follow her!" Gir, for once, did as
instructed. After an hour of keeping up with the speed of light, Gaz landed, and
Gir ran strait into a building, causing the north wall to crumble. Gaz and Dib
jumped out of Zim's ship, and Gaz ran, as fast as she could, to the doors of a
recording studio. Zim and Dib ran after her. They got there, only to see Lance
in a headlock. "You will tell me where Tal Bachman is. You will tell me now!"
She was just about to suffocate him. He collapsed after awhile, and Gaz jumped
from Lance to Joey. She sat on his shoulders, and bent his head back. : Either I
see Tal, or I snap your neck!" "I don't know where Tal is! Really!
~Snap~" She kicked another N'sinc member in the stomach, knocking him down.
"WHERE IS HE!!!" "~N a sickened, and pained voice.~
Room 459. Will you get off me now?" Gaz jumped off him, and ran down
the hall. "Thank god were safe now." Lance said, as an Irken ship rams right
through them. "Huh…~PHWOMP!" Dib rides over the last living member with
his bike. Gir then comes running down the hall. "OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED
LANCE!!! YOU…. You… CHEEZE PUFF!"
Zim sped over Gaz's head, and she grabbed a protruding bar. They sped
to room #459, as Dib rode after them, panting. Gaz busted through the Door, to
see Tal eating lunch. "HOW DARE YOU FIGHT AGAINST MARIO!!" "Excuse me,
little kiddo? " Gaz flinched in anger, and screamed as she pelted Tal in the
stomach. "HOW ~punch~ DARE ~punch~YOU~~ punch~" Zim then hopped out of his
little ship, with a huge lazar. "YOU WILL PAY FOR… for.. BEING A
STUPIDHEAD!!!" He said, as he
fired strait at Tal. "NOOOO!" he screamed, as his outer shell broke, to
reveal an alien, whose species had been battling with the Irkens for centuries.
He stood up, and yelled. "HOW DARE YOU BLOW MY COVER!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!"
"Zim quickly fired the Lazar again, causing the Alien to blow into a million
pieces. Dib had just entered the room. "I didn't expect that to happen
today." "The fight for Mario is ours!" Gaz yelled. With N'sinc and Tal
Bachman destroyed, the world is now a better place. "Gir! Come on. We can go
home now." Gir came running down the hall, chasing Brittany spears. "I gotta
get her first!" Dib stuck his foot out the door, and tripped Brittany. Gir
then latched on to her head, and squeezed her to death. With another star
destroyed, the world is safe again.
"What do you mean safe? THERES AN ALIEN BENT ON RULING THE
PLANET RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! IT'S NOT SAFE!!!"
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Odd, yes? I was bored. I really was.