He he! I plan on doing ten chapters of these things- each sicker than the last! Enjoy! PS- I am well aware that Joren's dead. Tough. He's too good a character to let go! Anyway, I think this chapter is more sick than funny, read it at your own risk…
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The Scandal Files: Cleon
Kel yawned and opened the lock to her room, and kicking the door shut behind her. All she wanted to do was plop down on the bed and fall asleep- but not yet, she had a whole crapload of homework to do first.
Hey- there was something odd. There was an unopened letter on the bed. Curious, she cut it open with her belt knife and read it.
She wished she hadn't.
My dear pearl, it read,
You are in my heart always. Just thinking about your pussy makes me so horny I cannot walk three steps without screwing some inanimate object.
The rest of the letter was worse. And, and the very end, it was signed 'Always ready to spoil your virginity, Cleon.'
Kel carefully folded up the note and hid it between her bed and her mattress to read some other time.
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After tidying up Kel's room, Lalasa really had nothing to do, and was feeling bored. But wait- there was a note on her bed! What could it be?
My dear pearl, it read,
You are in my heart always. Just thinking about your pussy makes me so horny I cannot walk three steps without screwing some inanimate object…
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Neal walked into his room, ready to hit the books. But wait- there was a note on his bed! He opened it, and read it curiously.
My dear pearl, it read,
You are in my heart always…
A very disturbed Neal carefully wadded the paper into a ball and threw it in the fire, making sure every bit of it was burned before he did his homework.
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Merric walked into his rooms, and was quite surprised to see a note on his bed. Understandably curious, he opened it and read it.
My dear pearl…
With each word his jaw dropped in shock. How could Cleon know his secret- how could Cleon know that Merric, actually- Mary, was a girl?
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Joren went into his room to find a note on his bed. Whoever could it be from?
With each word, he was even more disturbed. Oh, my, gods.
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That night, many other people received the same note. The next morning will be a very interesting one…
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Kel walked towards Cleon's room, determined to set this whole mess right. But what she didn't know was that many others were doing the same thing…
As she approached his door, she started hearing some odd sounds. It sounded disturbingly like moans of pleasure. As she approached Cleon's door, the sounds got louder.
Kel knocked. No answer. So she just pushed open the door. There was Cleon, lying in the bed, both hands down his pants, oblivious to anything else. Slowly Kel backed up and ran away as fast as she could.
Five minutes later, Merri- er, Mary was walking down the hall to Cleon's room. H- She ran into the room, put her arms around him, and gave him a big kiss on the lips. "Oh, Cleon!" she said. "I knew you loved me!" then she turned bright red and ran out the door.
Five minutes later Joren walked down the hall to Cleon's room. He came right up to Cleon.
"Cleon, I don't know if this is some sort of pathetic prank pulled by you and your friends, but it isn't funny at all. Playing with my emotions like that-" he sniffed, a big fat tears rolling down his cheek. Suddenly he burst into tears. "How could you do this to me!" he bawled. "You're so meeeeeeaaaan!" he ran out the door sobbing.
Neal came up to the door. "Cleon, you have a sick, sick, sick mind."
Many other people came up to Cleon, asking about the note. Cleon was oblivious to all of them, his entire world was just him and his johnson. Finally he was done.
"Oh, darn," he said. "No one responded to my note. I was going to throw a party. Oh, well." He stuck his hands back down his pants.
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Gawd, I'm sick! Well, if you didn't get the implications on that throw a party thing, good, keep your innocence… Anyway, I'm visiting my brother in Vancouver tomorrow (ten hour car trip- gag!) and I'll be away for four or five days, so any sequel will have to wait. Toodles!