Zazu/Narrator- Last time on "MKR Mount Pleasant" we met Sailor Lantis and Sailor Primera. Geo went to Candyland to buy some Spam...er...sweets, and Dusk fell out of the sky. Eagle popped his head one too many times and knocked himself out, because he's dumb. What kinds of hijinks will our characters get themselves into today? Stay tuned, and find out! ::drinks whiskey until he passes out::

"MKR Mount Pleasant"

Episode 4

"Ascot the Barber and Aska the Calendar Girl"

(Scene is barber shop. Ascot sits on a chair, eating Spam and reading "Formerly Short People Today" Magazine. Random customer walks in)

Ascot- Hello, welcome to Ascot's Barber Shop! What can I do for you today?

RC- I just want to have my bangs cut.

Ascot- NO!

RC- And why not?

Ascot- Why would anyone wanna cut their bangs?! Everybody knows peopel look better with long bangs!

RC- But I don't want long bangs!

Ascot- ::points to door:: Get out of my shop. Out. OUT!

RC- Okay, okay, geez. ::runs out the door::

(Ascot resumes his Spam eating and magazine reading)

Ascot- Cut their bangs, why would anyone ever wanna do that? What kind of crazy world are we living in today?

Over at the Chinese restaurant...

Aska- Sang Yung! Why don't we have more customers?

Sang Yung- I..I don't know, Aska-sama. Maybe...uh..maybe..maybe that calendar scares them away! ::points to the big Asian beauties calendar on the wall::

Aska- No WONDER! People don't wanna see those girls, they wanna see me! Sang Yung!

::Sang Yung rungs off and brings back paper and a brush::

Aska- ::sweatdrops:: Not that you meathead! Fetch me my camera! ::he fetches it:: Perfect! When I put pictures of me up over the calendar, nobody will be able to resist comign here! We'll beat Domonoes in sales in no time! ::flash to Tarta chasing sub down street:: Hey! This is MY evil speech! We don't need any Chizeta bimboes ruining it! Anyway, we will rule the fast food world! ::evil laugh thing::

(Ascot is still eating Spam, reading, and mumbling about people who cut their bangs. Random customer walks in, a different one this time)

Ascot- Hello, welcome to Ascot's Barber Shop! What can I do for you today?

RC- I just want a trim. But stay away from my bangs, I'm trying to grow them out.

(Ascot grins and leads RC to chair)

Ascot- Now that's what I'm talking about.