MKR Mount Pleasant

Episode 5

"The Insanity of Sailor Lantis Part I"

(Scene is Candyland. Sailor Lantis is standing behind the counter talking to his unseen boss. Boss says something unheard and Sailor Lantis' jaw drops)

Sailor Lantis- What?! NO!

Boss- (...)!

Sailor Lantis- You can't be serious!

Boss- (...)

Sailor Lantis- But Candyland CAN'T close! Where am I gonna work? What am I gonna do all day? AND WHERE AM I GONNA BUY MY SPAM?!?!?!

Boss- (...)

Sailor Lantis- I...I can't believe it. Well, bye, boss.

Boss- (...)

(Sailor Lantis hangs his head and walks out the door, where Sailor Primera is waiting for him)

Sailor Primera- What's wrong, Lantisu?

Sailor Lantis- ::gets an evil gleam in his eye and clenches his fists:: They can't do this! Taking a decent, hard-working Ameri- er..person out of a job. I WON'T LET THEM AAAARRRRRRGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs down the street screaming::

Sailor Primera- ::blinks:: Lantisu?

(Boss walks outside. You can't see him though)

Boss- (...)

Sailor Primera- Oh, poor Lantisu! ::sniff:: Now where's he gonna buy his Spam?

Boss- (...)

Sailor Primera- I.....I understand.

Boss- (...)

Sailor Primera- ::blinks:: I though I was the only person in this story who wasn't addicted to Spam!

Boss- (...)

Sailor Primera- You're right. Let's go!

Meanwhile...

Sailor Lantisu...er..Lantis- ::is angrily storming down the street punching random objects:: THEY...CAN'T....DO THIS!!!!! NO!!!! ::storms into Subway:: EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Eagle- ::pop pop:: Oh, hi Lantis! Can I get you something?

Sailor Lantis- How about a job?

Eagle- ::Cute smile:: Oh, I'm sorry Lantis, but we don't have any positions open right now.

Sailor Lantis- ::grabs Eagle's shirt coller and pulls him against the counter:: What....did...you say?!

Eagle- Sorry, Lantisu!

Sailor Lantis- ::blinks:: What does everybody call me that? Ahem. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OPENINGS?!?!?!?

Eagle- I'm really sorry Lantis. But I'll let you know if we get one.

Sailor Lantis- FINE! ::lets go of Eagle:: ::glares:: I'll be going now. ::storms out::

Eagle- Come again!

Nova- You are so dumb. ::cracks Eagle over the head with her supersoaker::

Eagle- Oro...@_@

Nova- Mwa ha ha ha ha-huh? ::looks out window:: What's he doing?

Sailor Lantis- ::climbing the Doughboy statue:: I'll....teach....them.....

Nova- Or...o...::knocks herself out::