MKR Mount Pleasant

Episode 6

"The Insanity of Sailor Lantis Part II"

Sailor Lantis- ::climbing the Doughboy statue:: I'll...make..them...pay..

Fred Luo- ::stands under Sailor Lantis and looks up his skirt:: Heh, heh.

Sailor Lantis- ECCHI! ::flings a rubber band at Fred::

Fred- AAH! The pain! THE PAIN! GEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNEEEE!!!!!!! ::falls over::

Sailor Lantis- ::sweatdrops:: What a weirdo. ::snaps back to attention:: AAAAAAAARGH! YOU'LL PAY, CORPORATE AMERICA!!!

(Eagle, Nova, Sailor Primera, Tarta&Tatra, Clef, Aska, Ascot, Geo, Zazu, and everybopdy else in this story so far crowd around the Doughboy)

Sailor Lantis- I'M GONNA JUMP!!!

Sailor Primera- LANTISUUUUUU!

Sailor Lantis- What do you want? I'm in the middle of teaching corporate America a lesson!

Sailor Primera- But Lantisu! You don't need Candyland!

Sailor Lantis- ::blinks:: I don't?

Sailor Primera- NO! You can buy your Spam from WAL-MART!

(Crowd excitedly gasps and whispers)

Sailor Lantis- Wal-Mart?

Sailor Primera- Stop repeating everythig I say! Dusk's fingers are starting to hurt!

Sailor Lantis- Sorry.

Sailor Primera- Ahem. Anyway, yes, Wal-Mart! Not only does Wal-Mart sell everything on the planet, they also have many job openings for people just like you!

Sailor Lantis- Job openings? Spam? I'M THERE! ::to sky:: SCREW YOU CORPORATE AMERICA!!! ::climbs down::

Ascot- Come on everybody, let's all go to WAL-MART!!

Crowd- ::cheers::

(At Wal-Mart)

Nova- OOH! Look at all the *MUSTARD*!!!!

Sailor Lantis and Ascot- SPAM!

Clef- Heh, heh. Lingere...::nosebleeds::

(Presea and Ferio, your friendly Wal-Mart employees, walk up to Sailor Lantis)

Presea- We heard you needed a job.

Ferio- We have an opening in customer services.

Presea&Ferio- ::In odd hypnotized voices:: Join us...you'll love it here...

Sailor Lantis- Alright! Sailor Lantis is back in the working world!

Presea&Ferio- Welcome to the team, Sailor Lantis ::evil smiles::

Sailor Primera- Come on everybody! We promised Dusk we'd end this season with a big musical number!

Eagle- Poppers everyone!

(Poppers appear on everybody's heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Know what the big song is yet?)

Crowd- ::singing and popping:: HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES! etc....

(After doing it a while they all run out into the parking lot for the big dramatic finale)

Crowd- HEEEEEEEAAAAAAD, SHOUL-DERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES....HEEEAAAAAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES...

KNEES AND TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eagle- Make sure to join us next season! What, you thought it wasn't gonna happen? Well you're WRONG! Dusk's already started on the first episode!

Nova- Seeeee yaaaaa.....::squirts mustard all over everyone and everything::