Lodging wasn't quite as easy to find for the Seiryuu party…
"There's not enough money for everyone to get rooms." Nakago said coldly. "So we will have to pair off until I get more funding from Kutou." Everyone nodded in agreement. "So, who wishes to sleep with me."
When over half the party raised their hands, he sighed and picked Soi, who kindly razzed Tomo, Ashitare, Miboshi, and Yui.
"Will you sleep with me Yui-sama?" Suboshi asked shyly. "You can have the bed."
"Thank you Suboshi. Do you mind if I keep an animal in the room though? I'd like B-chan to sleep with me, if I can find him." Yui asked and took Suboshi's offered arm.
"As you wish, Yui-sama."
Miboshi and Tomo agreed to share a room, partially because they had no sexual feelings for each other, partially because neither of them wanted to be stuck with Ashitare.
"I don't want to sleep with *THAT* Nakago-sama!" Amiboshi whined and pointed to Ashitare. "He drools, he's got fleas, and he pisses all over the room if you don't let him out at night!" Nakago sighed.
"Very well Amiboshi… you may keep him tied outside."
Ashitare whimpered as Amiboshi tied his chains to the side of the building then went inside.
"We need four rooms and dinners for 7." Nakago commanded, thinking that Ashitare could hunt some rodent, chew off a leg or something like that…
"Of course sir, your rooms are right upstairs and to the left, the floor will be yours. Would you like me to carry up your bags?" The hotel owner said nervously.
"WOO-HOO!!! YUI-SAMAAAA!!!" Suboshi shouted happily, using his seishi powers to carry the bags in. "Look at me!"
Yui giggled. "Suboshi-kun, you're so funny!" She smiled hugging him and kissed his nose.
"Gaaaaaahhh… Yui-samaaaaa…" he blushed as a trickle of blood flowed down his nose. All the bags dropped.
"That's quite alright…" Nakago grumbled. "Suboshi, carry the bags to the rooms, now that you've started… and I'd suggest you hurry, or you may walk in on something you do NOT want to see." Soi purred and rubbed up against him to emphasize his point.
Suboshi's nose gushed more blood and he ran awkwardly up the stairs with the bags.
"What's wrong with him? Why's he walking funny?" Yui wondered and picked up her backpack.
Tomo, Nakago and Soi smirked. "No idea…"
After they had all gotten to their rooms and baths had been ordered, they all sat down to a nice meal.
"…And may Seiryuu-sama give us the power to destroy our enemies, and everyone they hold dear." Suboshi said and all the seishi bowed, then began eating their supper.
"Soi and I shall bathe first…." Nakago said and everyone nodded.
"Oh, so Soi's going to change back?" Miboshi asked, and wiped his mouth flying away before the bolt of lightening could fry him.
"WHY YOU!!!" Soi shrieked and chased after the laughing monk. Nakago watched in amusement and finished his meal.
"Come Soi…" he said softly and Soi stopped, forgetting all about the rude little body snatcher.
"Purrrrr… as you wish Nakago-sama…" she drooled and followed him to the bathroom. Yui blushed.
"We… don't all have to bathe together, do we?"
'That's a GREAT idea!' Suboshi thought and splashed himself with his water. He twitched his bunny nose and looked in the tin cup, smoothing out his whiskers and ears.
"Oh, B-chan! Where'd you come from? Poor baby, you're all wet again…. Give mommy a hug!" Yui squealed and clutched the drenched bunny against her bosom. "Baby wanna bath? Baby can bathe with Mommy since Suboshi-kun appears to be missing…" Suboshi's nose began to bleed again as she covered him in kisses.
Amiboshi scowled at his brother's crude behavior and tried to finish quickly. 'I'm not getting involved… he'll be discovered for the pervert he is…' he thought.
"Whoopsies!" Tomo yelped as he spilled his water all over Amiboshi. "I'm SO sorry…"
Amiboshi growled and tried his hardest not to think about… hardness. "I hate you…"
Tomo smiled and licked his finger, then trailed it down his bottom lip to his chest. "Ohhhhh…. Ami-chan… are you doing anything tonight?"
"I… I-I… I'M GOING FOR A WALK NOW!" Amiboshi whined and ran off as fast as he could. Tomo sighed sadly.
"No sweet, sweet lovin' for Tomo tonight." He said sadly and went to bed.
Amiboshi ran off into the rain, he DESPERATELY needed a release for this sexual tension.
"Excuse me… but… you smell wonderful." Someone whispered behind him. He turned slowly and saw a beautiful blond man with bright green eyes.
This was too much for his hormone addled mind to handle, so he did the next best thing. He fainted.
"Awwww… look at these poor men… left out in the rain…" A beautiful girl in a long satin cape whispered. "Amiboshi?… How'd he get out here?…."
"Hnnn… oh hot baby, come to papa…" Amiboshi whimpered and started to grope the startled young woman.
"Oh my… Please stop that… it tickles…" she laughed and hoisted Amiboshi onto the ass. "And who are you?"
Ashitare whimpered and stared at the woman's chest longingly. She frowned and patted his head sadly.
"Oh you poor poor soul, you must be mentally unstable. Well… I'll take you both back with me and hopefully our hosts can spare a warm meal and bed."
'Meal? Bed?' Ashitare thought and leapt into the woman's arms, licking her up, down, and ALL around.
"By the way, my name's Chiriko."
(Okay… so I lied about not being able to write anymore before my trip…. BUT I am leaving you all at a cliffhanger, so I don't know if that's any better… Anywho, at least I'm getting a PLOT going, ne? I'll try to write as soon as I get back… or on the plane… whatever. See you all in a couple of weeks! I'll miss you and hope my mailbox is full!)
(P.S.~ This is not, nor will it EVER be, an Ashitare x ANYONE fic. 'Cause I think… that's just not right! Especially with a kawaii child like Chiriko… Also, Tomo-san never gets booty. Gomen. ~_~)
