(Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub...)
(Unfortunately, none are mine, so no sue please.)
"So where'd the sprat go? It's startin' ta rain..." Tasuki said, failing poorly at an attempt to mask his concern.
"He said he was going on a walk to clear his mind. Don't worry though, Mitsukake went with him." Miaka said and shoveled more food into her mouth. Mrs. Kou sweatdropped and worked furiously trying to keep the food coming, but it seemed the more food she put out, the more food Miaka's stomach had room for.
"HELLO~" A cheerful voice rang. "I'm baaaack!"
The rest of the group sighed in relief.
It seemed that despite Chiriko's intelligence, he was UNBELIEVABLY naïve to anything sexual in nature. He didn't understand that his female form was, in fact, a hottie. Therefore other guys would do some very... unusual things to get 'his' attention.
"Welcome back Chiriko-chan, how was your walk?" Mrs. Kou said pleasantly.
Mrs. Kou had noticed the changes during an attempt to exterminate a rat that'd entered the kitchen. Needless to say, she was shocked when Miaka screamed, picked up the dirty thing, and started rubbing it against her face. At that time, Aidou told her about everyone, except Shun'u, who was eternally grateful for his sister keeping her word.
"Oh, it was wonderful, thank you. However I'm in dire need of a bath... Also, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking in two more guests?"
"Not at all... but who are they?"
Mitsukake came in. "HEE HAAAAW~"
Chiriko blushed, "Gomen Mitsukake-san, let me get them off you." He took the still unconscious Amiboshi and still whimpering Ashitare and put them on the floor. To his surprise this took a great deal of effort, since Amiboshi appeared to have gotten stuck to his breasts.
"Mmmmm..." he moaned and snuggled against Chiriko. "Hot mama..."
The rest of the Seishi sweatdropped.
"Chiriko, ya know... you can't take every man that you see home...." Tamahome said, then thought about all the money he could make as Chiriko's pimp. "Hmmm..."
Tasuki whacked him over the head, obviously reading the greedy look on his face.
"Well they were locked out and soaking wet.... And this one man was dressed in scraps... I had to bring them someplace warm." Chiriko whimpered.
"Very well, that's enough. Chiriko-chan, you're welcome to treat your guests to a bath first... I insist they're clean before they eat..." Mrs. Kou said.
"Thank you Kou-san!" Chiriko said and dragged the two bishonen to the bathroom.
After filling the tub, Chiriko patted Ashitare's head. "Are you ready for a nice warm bath?" Ashitare nodded and leaped in.
"PURRRRRR..."
"AHHHHHH!!!" Chiriko's scream echoed through the house, and woke up the peacefully sleeping Amiboshi.
"PURRRRRR... oh baby, sexy mama, where've you BEEN all my life!?"
Amiboshi launched himself at the screaming Chiriko and...
*SPLASH*
A boy in a dress, a blushing man, and a dog-man-thing sat in the water, in silence as the room filled with the Kou family, the bishonen, and the creature known by all as Miaka.
"Towel please?"
(Unfortunately, none are mine, so no sue please.)
"So where'd the sprat go? It's startin' ta rain..." Tasuki said, failing poorly at an attempt to mask his concern.
"He said he was going on a walk to clear his mind. Don't worry though, Mitsukake went with him." Miaka said and shoveled more food into her mouth. Mrs. Kou sweatdropped and worked furiously trying to keep the food coming, but it seemed the more food she put out, the more food Miaka's stomach had room for.
"HELLO~" A cheerful voice rang. "I'm baaaack!"
The rest of the group sighed in relief.
It seemed that despite Chiriko's intelligence, he was UNBELIEVABLY naïve to anything sexual in nature. He didn't understand that his female form was, in fact, a hottie. Therefore other guys would do some very... unusual things to get 'his' attention.
"Welcome back Chiriko-chan, how was your walk?" Mrs. Kou said pleasantly.
Mrs. Kou had noticed the changes during an attempt to exterminate a rat that'd entered the kitchen. Needless to say, she was shocked when Miaka screamed, picked up the dirty thing, and started rubbing it against her face. At that time, Aidou told her about everyone, except Shun'u, who was eternally grateful for his sister keeping her word.
"Oh, it was wonderful, thank you. However I'm in dire need of a bath... Also, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind taking in two more guests?"
"Not at all... but who are they?"
Mitsukake came in. "HEE HAAAAW~"
Chiriko blushed, "Gomen Mitsukake-san, let me get them off you." He took the still unconscious Amiboshi and still whimpering Ashitare and put them on the floor. To his surprise this took a great deal of effort, since Amiboshi appeared to have gotten stuck to his breasts.
"Mmmmm..." he moaned and snuggled against Chiriko. "Hot mama..."
The rest of the Seishi sweatdropped.
"Chiriko, ya know... you can't take every man that you see home...." Tamahome said, then thought about all the money he could make as Chiriko's pimp. "Hmmm..."
Tasuki whacked him over the head, obviously reading the greedy look on his face.
"Well they were locked out and soaking wet.... And this one man was dressed in scraps... I had to bring them someplace warm." Chiriko whimpered.
"Very well, that's enough. Chiriko-chan, you're welcome to treat your guests to a bath first... I insist they're clean before they eat..." Mrs. Kou said.
"Thank you Kou-san!" Chiriko said and dragged the two bishonen to the bathroom.
After filling the tub, Chiriko patted Ashitare's head. "Are you ready for a nice warm bath?" Ashitare nodded and leaped in.
"PURRRRRR..."
"AHHHHHH!!!" Chiriko's scream echoed through the house, and woke up the peacefully sleeping Amiboshi.
"PURRRRRR... oh baby, sexy mama, where've you BEEN all my life!?"
Amiboshi launched himself at the screaming Chiriko and...
*SPLASH*
A boy in a dress, a blushing man, and a dog-man-thing sat in the water, in silence as the room filled with the Kou family, the bishonen, and the creature known by all as Miaka.
"Towel please?"