Conjunction, Junction?
Genre: A.U., Humor
Rating: PG-13, to be safe, so far it's probably just P.G.
Pairings Various (Yaoi and non)
Warnings: A.U., High school-ness, shonen ai/yaoi, language, possible minor violence later on
*NOTE*~ Nuriko is referred to as a 'she' for now, though they keep mentioning something about 'her' secrete...
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Chichiri smiled when his exclamation had the desired effect on his friends, he relished the shocked expressions they wore.
"It's just me no da!" He said cheerfully, sitting down across from Tasuki
"Do you have it?" the red head asked
"Have what no da?"
"The geometry homework dumbass!!" He said frantically, worried Chichiri has forgotten
"Oh that no da, of coarse no da!" Chichiri said digging through his backpack before producing a sheet of paper and presenting it to Tasuki who snatched it away and began coping rapidly
"So where have you been? I haven't seen you all day"
"Orthodontist appointment no da" he said tapping his braces and making a face [4] "Hey Tamahome, who unlocked you from Miaka no da?"
Tamahome felt his face go red before practically blowing up
"Why does everyone always think something is wrong when Miaka's not with me, SHE'S JUST IN THE LIBRARY DAMMIT!"
"Well you do spend practically every waking moment with her no da, and it's rather odd for her to miss food no da"
Tamahome was about to respond but his, and everyone else's attention was grabbed by a female shriek and Nuriko running around the table and twisting Tomo's arm up behind his back. From the look on his face it was obvious that he had forgotten he was messing with quite possibly the strongest person in the school. His whimpers grew louder, and a small crowd had started to form, but Nuriko didn't let up.
"Why did you do that?" she asked far too happily
"I... didn't do... anything" he gasped out
"Oh, then you're saying Amiboshi was the one trying to run his foot up my leg?"
"No,...didn't mean to... accident... sorry...let go...onegai"
A this Nuriko just twisted his arm harder and Tasuki winced as he heard a crack, he had been in Tomo's position once before, though not so severely, when he had forgotten to pay her back, it was *NOT* a pleasant experience
Finally after a few more minutes of twisting and pleading, the assistant principal, Mr. Sato [5] noticed the crowd and came over
"Miss Sakamoto?" He said firmly "What are you doing to him?"
Nuriko loosened her grip a little and put the sweetest, most innocent look possible on her face before responding.
"I'm sorry Mr. Sato, it's just that he kept trying to grope me and I didn't know any other way to make him stop"
Tomo attempted a whimper of protest at this but only found his arm twisted harder once again.
"Release him" the administrator said unwaveringly, causing the girl to frown, but let go "Thank you, now seeing this was a matter of self defense I'm only giving you a warning and a request for better decisions in the future, as for you Mr. Tobita, I'm taking you to the nurse and then to your counselor for a long talk about appropriate and treatment of females"
And with that he grabbed Tomo's uninjured left arm and dragged him from the cafeteria.
Everyone just stood there and stared at Nuriko for a while, until Tasuki finally spoke up
"God, you really are freakishly strong"
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Hotohori felt like her was going in circles, his first day at this school was not going well, he'd gotten lost about seven times, plus lost his money so he was starving and now to top it all off he was lost again. He turned down a hallway quickly, but before he could get very far ne met with a solid object that almost knocked him backwards, he heard a thump and a clattering of books and realized he had run it to someone else.
He looked down to see who her had hit and time seemed to freeze as his eyes met those of the most beautiful girl he had ever seem.
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TBC!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am just too evil ain't I? Well I do have an explanation now for the short chapter thing, you see I write about a chapter a day in my notebook at school, it just takes me a while to type them all up...
d [4] - I just had to bestow the pain of braces on one of them, I just got mine off today!!! yippee!! After 3 ½ years I am finally free!!!!!!
[5] - For those of you who read my GW stuff, you'd realize I use this name a lot, dunno why, it's my dermatologist's name...
Genre: A.U., Humor
Rating: PG-13, to be safe, so far it's probably just P.G.
Pairings Various (Yaoi and non)
Warnings: A.U., High school-ness, shonen ai/yaoi, language, possible minor violence later on
*NOTE*~ Nuriko is referred to as a 'she' for now, though they keep mentioning something about 'her' secrete...
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Chichiri smiled when his exclamation had the desired effect on his friends, he relished the shocked expressions they wore.
"It's just me no da!" He said cheerfully, sitting down across from Tasuki
"Do you have it?" the red head asked
"Have what no da?"
"The geometry homework dumbass!!" He said frantically, worried Chichiri has forgotten
"Oh that no da, of coarse no da!" Chichiri said digging through his backpack before producing a sheet of paper and presenting it to Tasuki who snatched it away and began coping rapidly
"So where have you been? I haven't seen you all day"
"Orthodontist appointment no da" he said tapping his braces and making a face [4] "Hey Tamahome, who unlocked you from Miaka no da?"
Tamahome felt his face go red before practically blowing up
"Why does everyone always think something is wrong when Miaka's not with me, SHE'S JUST IN THE LIBRARY DAMMIT!"
"Well you do spend practically every waking moment with her no da, and it's rather odd for her to miss food no da"
Tamahome was about to respond but his, and everyone else's attention was grabbed by a female shriek and Nuriko running around the table and twisting Tomo's arm up behind his back. From the look on his face it was obvious that he had forgotten he was messing with quite possibly the strongest person in the school. His whimpers grew louder, and a small crowd had started to form, but Nuriko didn't let up.
"Why did you do that?" she asked far too happily
"I... didn't do... anything" he gasped out
"Oh, then you're saying Amiboshi was the one trying to run his foot up my leg?"
"No,...didn't mean to... accident... sorry...let go...onegai"
A this Nuriko just twisted his arm harder and Tasuki winced as he heard a crack, he had been in Tomo's position once before, though not so severely, when he had forgotten to pay her back, it was *NOT* a pleasant experience
Finally after a few more minutes of twisting and pleading, the assistant principal, Mr. Sato [5] noticed the crowd and came over
"Miss Sakamoto?" He said firmly "What are you doing to him?"
Nuriko loosened her grip a little and put the sweetest, most innocent look possible on her face before responding.
"I'm sorry Mr. Sato, it's just that he kept trying to grope me and I didn't know any other way to make him stop"
Tomo attempted a whimper of protest at this but only found his arm twisted harder once again.
"Release him" the administrator said unwaveringly, causing the girl to frown, but let go "Thank you, now seeing this was a matter of self defense I'm only giving you a warning and a request for better decisions in the future, as for you Mr. Tobita, I'm taking you to the nurse and then to your counselor for a long talk about appropriate and treatment of females"
And with that he grabbed Tomo's uninjured left arm and dragged him from the cafeteria.
Everyone just stood there and stared at Nuriko for a while, until Tasuki finally spoke up
"God, you really are freakishly strong"
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Hotohori felt like her was going in circles, his first day at this school was not going well, he'd gotten lost about seven times, plus lost his money so he was starving and now to top it all off he was lost again. He turned down a hallway quickly, but before he could get very far ne met with a solid object that almost knocked him backwards, he heard a thump and a clattering of books and realized he had run it to someone else.
He looked down to see who her had hit and time seemed to freeze as his eyes met those of the most beautiful girl he had ever seem.
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TBC!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am just too evil ain't I? Well I do have an explanation now for the short chapter thing, you see I write about a chapter a day in my notebook at school, it just takes me a while to type them all up...
d [4] - I just had to bestow the pain of braces on one of them, I just got mine off today!!! yippee!! After 3 ½ years I am finally free!!!!!!
[5] - For those of you who read my GW stuff, you'd realize I use this name a lot, dunno why, it's my dermatologist's name...