Ummmmmmm......... I have nooooooo clue who I'ma do this on. Okay. It's Chad, talkin to Rei. Only
they're together and dating and, yeah. LoL............ ~*Later* No. Not dating.

Take it, Cheebz......

*Watches Chibi Angel step forward, quickly read off the disclaimer (We-don't-own-Sailor-Moon-
Please-Don't-Sue-For-We're-2-Lil-Angels-No-Clue-What-Ta-Do) and walk off quickly. Blinks.*
Um....... Oooook..............


But Then I Got High

BTW, It's Chad talking in the main and Rei talkin in the brackets. I just decided to put her in her
contradicting everything he says. ^_~


Rei, I was gonna clean my room until I got high. (You *what?* Whatever, Chad, I don't care if you
got hit by a TRUCK. That's no excuse for not cleaning that hellhole you call a room!)

See, I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high. (If you wanna fill your body with
posions, that's fine with me. I don't care. But there's one thing I do care about, and that's your
disgusting room....CLEAN IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

My room is still messed up and I know why. (Really? Me too. BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET UP OFF
YOUR FAT, LAZY ASS AND CLEAN IT! YOU'D RATHER JUST *SIT* THERE AND SING ABOUT
GETTING ~*HIGH*~!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (*Rolls eyes* We've ebstablished this, Chad. You got high. Whoop-de-doo.)

I was gonna go to class before I got high. (YOU DIDN'T GO TO CLASS?! CHAD! YOU HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL! IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB AND I'LL NEVER GET YOU OUT
OF MY TEMPLE!)

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high (~*CHEATED?!)

I am taking it next semester and I know why (Well...At least you're gonna redo it. *Mollified*)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (Are you TRYING to corrupt the readers?! Shut up!)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high (You didn't go to work, either? God! You're never gonna
leave, are you? You'd rather just stay here and freeload, wouldn't you?!)

I just got a new promotion but I got high (You got promoted?! Finally! How long until you save enough
to move out?)

Now I'm selling dope and I know why (You're......What? You're a drug dealer? Whatever, but where's
the money? I know very well how much drug dealers make--urgh--*blushes*)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (*Yawns* Chad, we get it, okay? You got high. Hurray.)

I was gonna go to court before I got high. (Court? YOU DIDN'T GO TO COURT? Chad!....Why
were you supposed to go to court?)

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high. (~*CHILD SUPPORT?!?!?!*~ WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?! YOU HAVE A ~*CHILD*~?!)

They took my whole paycheck and I know why. (So THAT'S where the money went.....)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (Deja Vu is hitting me full force. *Files her nails*)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high...(WHAT?! *Sirens are heard.* CHAD! *sceeches*

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high. (Oh. My. *God.* *Sirens stop outside the house*)

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high (repeat 3X) acking off and I know why. (Um....Do you, now?)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (Trudat, okay? Chad, just STOP already.)

I messed up my entire life because I got high. (Sorry, babe. Your life was already messed up.)

I lost my kids and wife because I got high. (*Pales* Kids and...*Gulp* Wife?)

Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why... (You idiot! You sleep in a bed in a TEMPLE.)

Cause I got high (repeat 3X) (Are you high now? Because what kind of a sober, unstoned idiot would
repeat the same line 3 times like a mantra for an hour?)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high (Thank *God*!)

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high. (You *always* sing everything wrong, jackass.)

And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Because you got high, right. Seriously, Chad, you're such an
idiot sometimes. If you don't sell one copy, it's because you're a HORRID singer! Urgh!)

Cause I'm high (repeat 3X) (*Sigh* Is it over yet?)

LOL. This was pretty STUPID.