Kim VO. : I went with Merton, Tommy and Aimee in Merton's hearse to his
lair. Lori and Brandon went in the van but Lori was going to show
Brandon around town and arrive at the lair later so that none of
Merton's neighbors saw two Tommy's or Lori's showing up close together

Tommy: So we're nothing more than characters in a tv show that's
depressing
Kim : In our dimension yes but here you exist as real people. Who knows
maybe the writers get their ideas from your real life experiences
Merton : So you know that Tommy's a werewolf by merely watching a tv
show I hope TnT's counterparts didn't come across also it could be
disastrous!
Aimee: We should search the town and find out if any more people came
across
Merton : Good idea Tommy you go with her you'd know the town better and
I'll stay and research dimensional portals. Plus when your counterparts
show up I can tell them what's going on
Kim: I'll stay and help Merton research plus if you need backup it's
better to have two, Take my cell phone for some strange reason it works
here I hope my counterpart can afford the bill.
Merton : Take the hearse you'll be able to cover more ground that way

Tommy and Aimee leave, So Merton and Kim settle down for some heavy
research, Merton is typing away at the computer while Kim looks through
his extensive library

Merton: So um Kim is the show popular
Kim: Popular enough for it to be going into it's third season
Merton: Wow third season, and um mind you, you don't have to answer this
but who's your favorite character?
Kim: I like the characters about the same but I know this is the
question you relay wanted to ask is if I had a choice of going on a date
with one of the charters I'd choose you

Merton Falls off the chair and his head peeks up over the desk

Merton: Do you seriously mean that or are you just being nice
Kim: (breaks out into a big smile) of course I mean it I've watched two
seasons of the show and I've gotten to know you better that most girls
of this dimension and I can see what there missing when they turn you
down. You're smart, funny, sensitive and best of all cute, don't let
this get out I also love old horror movies it would be nice to finally
have someone I can share this interest with

Kim V0: Merton is left speechless and blushing which I find very cute,
after a long silence I decide to give him a break and change the subject

Kim: Shouldn't have Lori and Brandon shown up by now?
Merton: They are a bit overdue but they might have stopped at the
Factory for pizza
Kim: I don't know I'm getting a bad feeling about this I'll phone my
cell and check up on Aimee and Tommy to see if they have spotted
anything (dials an operator and reverses charges to her cell phone she
waits for a answer) Merton I'm not getting through its ringing but they
are not answering. hold it someone just..

Other end of the phone: Evil werewolf syndicate....

Kim hangs up
Kim: Merton we have a problem the syndicate has Aimee and Tommy and
maybe Brandon and Lori too

The door to Merton's lair bursts open and several clocked figures
surround Merton and Kim before they even have a chance to react

Merton: If this is about the overdue rental charges I get my allowance
tomorrow

Two of the figures raise blow guns and dart hit both Merton and Kim in
the neck and the both drop to the floor unconscious