Two families, both alike in popularity
Author's Notes: Umm… nothing really for this 'cept it's probably helpful if you actually know the rhythm this is meant to go at for it to make the most sense… I think that's all. I don't own the characters and William Shakespeare does the actual idea of R & J as well as the base of the poem (quick side-point: can someone still own something even though they're dead?? Just wondering)

Two families, both alike in popularity

In the WWF from where our tale is told

We find ancient feuds brought back to life

Where blood is spilt as tables and bones are broken.

For from the depths of Dudleyville and the deep, deep South

Come to star-crossed lovers desperate for love

Whose ill-judged attempts to be together

End only the feud when their switch to WCW.

The heart-wrenching tale of their forbidden love

With the constant threat of beatings and 3Ds

Which only after Shane O'Mac's interference did stop

Is now the WWF-Fanatic special on our screens

And those who will shell out 9.95 to see

What this advert has missed, the special shall be sure to say.