J.R.: Hello everyone again and welcome to Verona is War!! I'm Lord Jim Ross and I'm sitting here with Sir Paul Heyman and boy what a show we're gonna have for you tonight as you just know after last weeks events, there's gonna be some revenge in the works
(T &
A's music begins and they begin to make their way down to the ring)
Heyman: Well now you've
gone and jinxed it haven't you?? Here comes T & A, now sworn allies of the
Hollys... but without the fair Trish it seems.
J.R.: Would you bring a
young vulnerable woman out here then Paul????
Heyman: In Trish's case
yes!!!
J.R.: My God Paul, how
can you say that? Can you honestly tell me that you are that sick and twisted
that you'd WANT to see that poor defenceless woman beaten up or, God forbid,
put through a table??
Heyman: No, just that
I'd wanna see her out here!! Now shut-up, can't you see that Test is trying to
talk!!
Test: Now I know a lot of you are probably wondering what we're doing out here, but I'll keep it brief. As many of you know, Trish was almost assaulted by those damn Dudleyz and Rikishi and if it wasn't for the interference from Crash and Hardcore, she would have been put through a table. So tonight, me and Albert want some payback cos no-one and especially an ally of the Dudleyz is allowed to stink-face our manager and get away with it!!
(Rikishi's music starts and he stands at the top of the ramp)
J.R.: Well it looks like Test's about to get his request….
Rikishi: You punk-asses wanna piece of me? Too bad, I've already got an opponent tonight otherwise nothing would be easier and give me greater pleasure in showing you how Riskishi back's his ass up!!
Albert: Hey fatty, why wait for a match, why don't we just get it on right now!!!!
(Rikishi does the whole shocked look before he starts making his way down to the ring. However, before he can get there, Crash runs past him and into the ring, grabbing the mike off of Albert
Crash: Stop, stop! Don't you dare take a step nearer to this ring Mr. Rikishi!!! Cos if you do, I'll… I'll…. I'll have to beat you up myself!!!! That's right!! Cousin Hardcore left me in charge and he said no fights til he gets back but if you get any closer so help me, promise or no promise, I'll give you such a beating –
(Crash is cut off by the Dudleyz enterance
music as D'Von and Buh-Buh join Rikishi at the bottom of the ramp)
J.R: Well Paul, it looks like business is about to pick up!!!
Buh-Buh: Awwww… poor little baby Crashy can't do anything without his big mean cousin's permission, how sweet…. NOT!! And as for you two (looking at T & A) unless you're prepared to back 'em with action, those words are might big ones to use
Test: Oh we're back them up alright…
D'Von: Then prepare all of you to TESTIFY!!!!!
(At that the Dudleyz and Rikishi slid into the ring to take on Crash and T & A. All three of them go at it, while various other members of the locker-room come to and try to help out their allies in defeating the other side.)
J.R.: My God, this is gonna turn into a blood-bath!! Look, Crash has already been knocked open!!
Heyman: I know, great isn't it???
J.R.: You are one sick individual, you know that??
Heyman: And your point is????? This is great!!! There must be, what, 20 wrestlers in there slugging it out, no holds barred. I just hope no-one stops it – this could go on all night!!!
("No Chance in Hell" suddenly starts to
play and a furious Vince appears at the top of the ramp and almost runs down to
the brawl in the ring)
Vince: What in the HELL is going on here??? Buh-Buh, D'von, Crash, stop it right now!!! Scotty put down that chair, I said put down that chair!!! And give me that kendo stick!!!
(Slowly but surely, with the help of the
other neutral wrestlers who have come out to help, Vince manages to restore order
in the ring)
Heyman: Thank God Vince has come down and restored some order to this!! After all, is this a wrestling company or a pre-school???
Vince: Can someone please tell me what the hell this is about this time?
Crash: They started it sir!!!!
Vince: Just shut up!!!! I don't wanna hear another word out of you until I tell you to talk!!
Crash: (mutters) but they did!!!
Vince: I said shut up dammit!!!! Al, Perry, do you mind telling me what the hell you're doing out here??
Al Snow: Well, you see Vince, me and Head here were in the back, taking a nice little stroll discussing the intricacies of Swiss Cheese and how they manage to get those perfectly formed circular holes in it when we passed a monitor and saw little Crash here getting beaten up so we rushed out here meeting up with Perry on the way to try and help him out.
Vince: Swiss Cheese??? (*shakes his head*) that doesn't matter. Farooq, Bradshaw, what's your reason for being out here?
Farrooq: T & A were beating up the Dudleyz and as we're friends with them, we came out when we saw them getting beaten up.
Vince: Is that why you came out too Big Show? Raven? Scotty? I'm ashamed of you all now get to the back!!!! Go!!!
(Everyone except Crash, T& A, Rikishi and the Dudleyz return to
the back)
Vince: Test, is this all about what happened to Trish last week? Because if so I have already punished all the culprits involved and now I'm going to have to punish you and Albert too.
And as for the rest of you, this feud between the Hollys and the Dudleyz has to stop. NOW. It's has been going on for too long – look at all the innocent people you've both dragged into this!! One of these days someone's going to get seriously hurt because of you!!!! I'm warning you all now and I expect you to tell your allies the same – the next person to violate the peace won't just be suspended – they'll be fired,
Now get the hell outta my ring!!!!!!
(Cut to commercial break)