Final Fantasy VII:
The Better Weakest Link!
This is my first comedy story I've done. So please review and tell me what you all think!
Tifa: Hello, I'm the host of this game. So Aeris, you can just stop looking at Cloud and to stand away from him.(Tifa points to Aeris who was looking googly at Cloud.)
(Sweeping her hair back)
Tifa: Now, here are our players who are playing to win money. You are all a team to win as much as possible. You only have a minute for each round. Then after that minute, we will be voting off who wil be...THE WEAKEST LINK!
Now our contestants are:
Berret: Berret Wallace. 35. Leader of AVALANCHE.
Aeris: Aeris Gainsborough. 22. I was killed.
Sephiroth: Sephiroth. 25. Killer and murderer of Aeris.(snickers) Bitch.
Yuffie: Yuffie Kisaragi. 17. Samari.
Red XIII: Nanaki. 38. I don't do anything.
Vince: Vincent Valentine. 21. Cloud's best friend. (gives Cloud a high five)
Cloud: Cloud Strife. 21. Niblheim. Mercenary.
Cid: Cid Highwind. 29. Pilot.
Tifa: Now, let's begin to play...THE WEAKEST LINK.
Tifa: Start the time.
Tifa: Berret, AVALANCHE is lead by who?
Berret: Me.
Tifa: Correct. Aeris. Who is Cloud's closest friend?
Aeris: Me of coarse. (giggling like a show off)
Cloud: You freak! I think Sephiroth cut some of your brains out for you to think such a pathetic thing! Vincent is!
Tifa: Correct Cloud. But next time, beat the hell out of her. Or just vote her off.
Cloud: Bank. No problem baby. (Cloud winces at Tifa smiling)
Tifa: Now Sephiroth. Why did you kill Aeris?
Sephiroth: Becuase she's annoying like hell.And not to mention the part where she masturbates. *chuckles*
Tifa: Correct. Yuffie.... *BUZZ*
Tifa: Sorry. Times up. Cloud managed to bank $20,000 for the team! Good work. Now we come to the part where we have to vote one of the loosers. Or wil the votes become the last part of the Gold Saucer? Only the votes count.
(The rest of the group starts to write down to who they think should be voted off. )
Tifa: Now it's time to see who will be the next victim of Sephiroth. Or will he end up killing the wrong bitch? We'll see who is chosen as the Weakest Link!
Berret: Aeris.
Aeris: Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: *smirking* Aeris.
Yuffie: Aeris.
Red XIII: Aeris.
Vincent: Aeris.
Cloud: Aeris.
Cid: Aeris.
Tifa: Well the results are in. The one to be killed by Sephiroth is Aeris. That was too easy to predict. But anyway. We are going to take a break so we can witness Aeris' death once again.
Sephiroth: Finally, I'm going to love doing this again! Come here little bitch. I got your little leash ready for you. *laughing*
Aeris: Eeeekkkk! Cloud! Save me!!! (she runs to where she thinks Cloud would be to help her but finds Cloud kissing Tifa.)
Cloud! Your supposed to save me!!
I hope you like this first part!
Please review!
this is my first time trying to write a humor.
The Better Weakest Link!
This is my first comedy story I've done. So please review and tell me what you all think!
Tifa: Hello, I'm the host of this game. So Aeris, you can just stop looking at Cloud and to stand away from him.(Tifa points to Aeris who was looking googly at Cloud.)
(Sweeping her hair back)
Tifa: Now, here are our players who are playing to win money. You are all a team to win as much as possible. You only have a minute for each round. Then after that minute, we will be voting off who wil be...THE WEAKEST LINK!
Now our contestants are:
Berret: Berret Wallace. 35. Leader of AVALANCHE.
Aeris: Aeris Gainsborough. 22. I was killed.
Sephiroth: Sephiroth. 25. Killer and murderer of Aeris.(snickers) Bitch.
Yuffie: Yuffie Kisaragi. 17. Samari.
Red XIII: Nanaki. 38. I don't do anything.
Vince: Vincent Valentine. 21. Cloud's best friend. (gives Cloud a high five)
Cloud: Cloud Strife. 21. Niblheim. Mercenary.
Cid: Cid Highwind. 29. Pilot.
Tifa: Now, let's begin to play...THE WEAKEST LINK.
Tifa: Start the time.
Tifa: Berret, AVALANCHE is lead by who?
Berret: Me.
Tifa: Correct. Aeris. Who is Cloud's closest friend?
Aeris: Me of coarse. (giggling like a show off)
Cloud: You freak! I think Sephiroth cut some of your brains out for you to think such a pathetic thing! Vincent is!
Tifa: Correct Cloud. But next time, beat the hell out of her. Or just vote her off.
Cloud: Bank. No problem baby. (Cloud winces at Tifa smiling)
Tifa: Now Sephiroth. Why did you kill Aeris?
Sephiroth: Becuase she's annoying like hell.And not to mention the part where she masturbates. *chuckles*
Tifa: Correct. Yuffie.... *BUZZ*
Tifa: Sorry. Times up. Cloud managed to bank $20,000 for the team! Good work. Now we come to the part where we have to vote one of the loosers. Or wil the votes become the last part of the Gold Saucer? Only the votes count.
(The rest of the group starts to write down to who they think should be voted off. )
Tifa: Now it's time to see who will be the next victim of Sephiroth. Or will he end up killing the wrong bitch? We'll see who is chosen as the Weakest Link!
Berret: Aeris.
Aeris: Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: *smirking* Aeris.
Yuffie: Aeris.
Red XIII: Aeris.
Vincent: Aeris.
Cloud: Aeris.
Cid: Aeris.
Tifa: Well the results are in. The one to be killed by Sephiroth is Aeris. That was too easy to predict. But anyway. We are going to take a break so we can witness Aeris' death once again.
Sephiroth: Finally, I'm going to love doing this again! Come here little bitch. I got your little leash ready for you. *laughing*
Aeris: Eeeekkkk! Cloud! Save me!!! (she runs to where she thinks Cloud would be to help her but finds Cloud kissing Tifa.)
Cloud! Your supposed to save me!!
I hope you like this first part!
Please review!
this is my first time trying to write a humor.