Sailor Saiya: Legend of the Lost Senshi

"Hey c'mon you guys. It's not like we are not allowed to take a break or anything." Yamcha begged and begged for someone to join him in a night of bar hopping.

"Well gee, Yamcha I'd like to go. But I don't think chichi would like it." Goku blinked being confused and scared of his hell spawn wife.

"Hey! She doesn't have to know, c'mon Goku. It's good to take a break and to just hang with the guys. C'mon please?" Yamcha pleaded.

Vegeta, who was just standing against a wall, decided he should try it out. "I guess I should go...But I'm not going to have fun, I'm just going because I have nothing else to do..." He was actually interested when he heard girls where going to be dancing there and all, he just didn't admit it.

"See, even Vegeta is going! C'mon!" Yamcha looked at Goku.

"Well, ok. If Vegeta is going then. But we can't tell Chichi, she might get mad." Goku looked around hoping she didn't hear.

"Great! It will be a guys night out kinda thing! Good idea Yamcha!" Krillin laughed "This will be pretty cool, just to take it easy for a while. Sounds fun!"

Later That Night

"Tell me again...why did I come here with you morons..." Vegeta grunted, but soon got a smirk on his face watching one of the waitresses go by. "Ok, never mind. I remember now..."

"Heh heh heh" Yamcha looked around at all the girls in the small uniforms. "Ya know, for a new place I think I'm addicted all ready."

Krillin hit him over the head "Down boy down, we haven't even got seated yet."

Yamcha rubbed his head. Then everyone sweat dropped looking at Goku who had 4 or 5 girls around him flirting with him, and Goku looked just as confused as ever. "Uh...I just want a table for me and my friends." Goku blinked. They eventually got seated and got some drinks and all.

They all sat around at the table talking, and yes they where actually getting a long with one another. With Vegeta around don't ask me how that happened, he's probably piss drunk at the moment...

"Hi, welcome to the MidNight Night Club. I'm Sabrina and I'll be waitressing for you this evening." A young woman standing around 5'2 with black hair falling down to her mid back wore a 'ahem' rather revealing waitress uniform like all the other girls. She had a cheery type of voice.

Yamcha got wide eyes oogling at the girl and started drooling on the table.

"Um, I want more of this stuff that comes with the lil umbrella thingies." Goku handed her his glass. "But uh, can I get it in a bigger glass?"

Sabrina giggled and put the glass on her tray. "Ok, I'll just bring you guys the whole keg all righty? Is that all? We do serve food here too."

Vegeta looked around for what he wanted and pointed out at some people having a party. "I want that."

She looked over. "Um, what? There is a lot over there." She blinked being confused.

"Exactly, I want the whole thing. And...whatever these loser want is fine too." Vegeta said with his saiyajin like appetite.

Sabrina shrugged. "All right then." She walked off to get the guys orders. She came back after a while with about 6 other girls holding large trays of food. "Is that all? Or, did I miss something?"

"That's fine, now go away woman." Vegeta shooed her off as he ate.

"Ok, anything you guys?" She looked at them all.

Yamcha finally snapped out of it and jumps up standing on his seat and leaned over the table. "Can I get a lap dance?!?!"

"What?!" She pulled back her arm balling up a fist and then let go sending her fist into his face. "You perv! That's not my area, I'm a waitress, not a prostitute." She grabbed her tray and stomped off.

Krillin laughed and helped Yamcha sit back down. "Well, not to be mean but I think you deserved that bro."

"Man, she's got one hard right hook." Yamcha rubbed his cheek. "I'm in love!!" Everyone sweat dropped.

"You obviously are an idiot." Vegeta mumbled giving Yamcha an evil stare. "If you haven't notice, she obviously likes me."

Goku blinked. "Well, I'm going to start a fight but I think she likes me Vegeta."

Krillin laughed. "You are all nuts! She is totally for me! Hahaha!"

"You bald freak, I saw her first!" Yamcha reached over and started choking Krillin. "She's mine!"

Goku blinked. "Hey c'mon we don't have to fight. How about no one gets her?"

"Kakarot, don't you know never got in the middle of a bar fight?" Vegeta gave him an odd look.

"Huh?" Goku was confused and then Krillin and Yamcha both attacked him in a drunken rage.

Vegeta sat there laughing at them all.

This went on for a while...