Ipa Fanfic
By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey and La Dama del Pollo
"Hola!" said Hans DeMexico one day as he was sitting on top of a port-o-potty in the middle of the parking lot of a Taco Bell. He wasn't sure why he was sitting there, but he did know that he was "borrowing" it from Pedro, his Mexican Construction worker friend. Hans also knew that moss always grows on the north side of trees and that he was going on a trip around the world with his 2 best friends in the world: Captain Nemo, Professor Snape, and Professor McGonagall. Hans couldn't count past two but he did know how to drive a car so he hopped onto his little red tricycle and rode to the landfill because that's where he told the professors he would meet them. He found them sitting on a Blue's Clues inflatable couch.
"Hey, man!" said Snape. "I'm glad I'm hippie 'cause they're, like, so totally groovy, man!"
"Ditto, man!" said McGonagall.
"Hola!" said Hans. "Let's go to Mexico first!"
"Ok, man!" said Snape. "Let's go there in that groovy peace bubble-gum wow hippie van over there, man!"
Snape pointed to a large, dilapidated school bus that was covered in peace-signs, smiley faces, and groovy colors.
"Si!" said Hans.
They all walked over to the bus and went in. Somebody had taken out all the seats and put a large blue water bed in the very back. In the middle was a big orange couch shoved up against the left side of the bus and opposite to it was a big screen TV. Covering the floor were bits of Wow! Doritos and empty Hawaiian Punch cans. In the driver's seat was an old hobo named Krusty Kream and Kung Fu hamsters were trying to beat him up with empty peanut butter jars.
"Everybody loves Kung Fu fighting!" sang the Kung Fu Hamsters.
"Hey! Wake up old guy!" yelled Minerva. Then she whacked the poor old hobo with a National Geographic magazine that was lying conveniently on the steering wheel.
"Hey!" screamed the hobo. "Get outa my house!"
Then Snape picked up the hobo and tried to shove him out of the emergency exit door but he got stuck halfway through.
"Hola!" said Hans spontaneously.
Then Minerva drove to the beach while Snape and Hans watched TV. Then she turned the bus around when she realized that they were supposed to go to Mexico. Then they lived happily ever after until the very next day when Hans woke up and said "Hola! We forgot about Captain Nemo!"
Then Minerva drove the bus out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and rescued Captain Nemo from his submarine which was being attacked by a giant squid who was being attacked by Moby Dick who was in turn being attacked by Fidel Castro. Then they lived happily ever after until the very next day when they got to Mexico.
"Hola!" said Hans as soon as he stepped off of the bus.
"Hey, man!" said Snape the hippie. "I'm hungry!"
"Ditto." Said Minerva.
"Get outa my house!" screamed the hobo who was still stuck halfway through the emergency exit door.
[MeatLoaf's Note: The next chapter will be written by La Dama del Pollo. Please join IPA!]
By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey and La Dama del Pollo
"Hola!" said Hans DeMexico one day as he was sitting on top of a port-o-potty in the middle of the parking lot of a Taco Bell. He wasn't sure why he was sitting there, but he did know that he was "borrowing" it from Pedro, his Mexican Construction worker friend. Hans also knew that moss always grows on the north side of trees and that he was going on a trip around the world with his 2 best friends in the world: Captain Nemo, Professor Snape, and Professor McGonagall. Hans couldn't count past two but he did know how to drive a car so he hopped onto his little red tricycle and rode to the landfill because that's where he told the professors he would meet them. He found them sitting on a Blue's Clues inflatable couch.
"Hey, man!" said Snape. "I'm glad I'm hippie 'cause they're, like, so totally groovy, man!"
"Ditto, man!" said McGonagall.
"Hola!" said Hans. "Let's go to Mexico first!"
"Ok, man!" said Snape. "Let's go there in that groovy peace bubble-gum wow hippie van over there, man!"
Snape pointed to a large, dilapidated school bus that was covered in peace-signs, smiley faces, and groovy colors.
"Si!" said Hans.
They all walked over to the bus and went in. Somebody had taken out all the seats and put a large blue water bed in the very back. In the middle was a big orange couch shoved up against the left side of the bus and opposite to it was a big screen TV. Covering the floor were bits of Wow! Doritos and empty Hawaiian Punch cans. In the driver's seat was an old hobo named Krusty Kream and Kung Fu hamsters were trying to beat him up with empty peanut butter jars.
"Everybody loves Kung Fu fighting!" sang the Kung Fu Hamsters.
"Hey! Wake up old guy!" yelled Minerva. Then she whacked the poor old hobo with a National Geographic magazine that was lying conveniently on the steering wheel.
"Hey!" screamed the hobo. "Get outa my house!"
Then Snape picked up the hobo and tried to shove him out of the emergency exit door but he got stuck halfway through.
"Hola!" said Hans spontaneously.
Then Minerva drove to the beach while Snape and Hans watched TV. Then she turned the bus around when she realized that they were supposed to go to Mexico. Then they lived happily ever after until the very next day when Hans woke up and said "Hola! We forgot about Captain Nemo!"
Then Minerva drove the bus out into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and rescued Captain Nemo from his submarine which was being attacked by a giant squid who was being attacked by Moby Dick who was in turn being attacked by Fidel Castro. Then they lived happily ever after until the very next day when they got to Mexico.
"Hola!" said Hans as soon as he stepped off of the bus.
"Hey, man!" said Snape the hippie. "I'm hungry!"
"Ditto." Said Minerva.
"Get outa my house!" screamed the hobo who was still stuck halfway through the emergency exit door.
[MeatLoaf's Note: The next chapter will be written by La Dama del Pollo. Please join IPA!]