A\N A crappy little poem about Everquest

A\N  A crappy little poem about Everquest.  I wrote it a couple years ago.  Bassicaly what I tried to do was list all the towns in the game going from east to west.  I probably missed a couple, but that's all right.  Oh, and the city names are probably misspelled.  Maybe someday I will go back in fix them, but that day is not today.

In Everquest you can play an elf, a dwarf or a troll
You can slay an orc, a griffin or a gnoll
Its addictive and should be called Evercrack
Ambassador D'Vin will stab you in the back
Kelethin is a city in the trees
When you are there elves you will see
Crushbone is the town of evil orcs
They would love to stab Curusul1 with a fork
Kaladim is a place where dwarves dwell
The midgets of Stormguard know it well
Freeport is a place where humans go
Off to the south is the Desert of Ro
Neriak is the underground town of dark elves
They use stone guardians to protect themselves
Halas is where barbarians live
When in a fight bruises they'll give
Highkeep is where you cannot start
If you see a minatour you should dart
Blackburrow is the dungeon of the gnolls
If you don't want to get lost then you should not go
Quenos is a town of the men
In the aqueducts you will die again and again
Erudin is where magic is done
The Erudites root kobolds just for fun
Nothing's more fun than Everquest
I think Electric Fun stuff put it best
"Thanks well its been fun
Five more minutes then I'm done
I've been saying that to myself since yesterday"

A\N Don't forget to review.

 [1] A friend of mine in the game.  He fought in Crushbone so much that his faction with orcs actually stopped going down.