Disclaimer= I own neither Digimon, which
is property of Toei, nor the film "She's all that", which is property
of…of…someone I don't remember at the moment. The title of the fic was taken
from the Italian version of the film, so I don't own that too.
Author's note= when I saw the film
I thought I saw the Digidestined and I decided I would have done a parody with
the Chosen Children. This is the first of many chapters and this is my first
long fic, so please be gentle with me ^__^ I hate this film do
you think I care? I think you should, 'cause I'm your helper I
repeat: I don't care; who's the author here? you good, and
you'll do what I want I hate you what a surprise. Oh, I forgot!
Here you are the protagonists:
Mimi Tachikawa= Laney Boggs
Matt Ishida= Zack Siler
Sora Takenouchi= Taylor Vaughan
Tai Kamiya= Dean Samson jr
T.K. Takaishi =Jesse (?)
Kari Ishida= Mackenzie Siler
Ken Tachikawa= Simon Boggs
Izzy Izumi= Preston
Yolei Inoue= Preston's girlfriend
Joe Kido= Brock Hutzon
Malcolm & Nancy Ishida= Mr
& Mrs Siler
Craig Tachikawa= Mr Boggs
Yoko Tanaka= Chandler
I didn't put Cody not because I
dislike him , only because there were no more male roles, at the contrary the
females are few; this shows that the creator of Digimon is a sexist! Why so many
boys and only four girls?! This isn't right! calm down! She's very
sensible about this kind of topic; she's a true feminist! and I'm damn
proud to be!
KISS ME
The Bet
In Odaiba, a populated district of
Tokyo, people were getting to wake.
The need to come back to sleep was
tempting everyone, especially the pupils of Odaiba High School. Spring Holidays
had finished and the guys had to come to school. But only for another two
months. Then they would have been finally free. But they had to survive for eight
weeks. Eight long weeks.
A girl, already woken, was knocking
to her brother's room's door.
-Ken! Ken wake up! You're going to
be late for school!-
Silence.
-Ken! If you don't open this door
now I swear I spit into your orange juice! I'll count 'til ten!-
-Mimi shut up! I want to sleep!-
-One, two, three, four, five…-
-Mimi!-
-Six, seven, eight, nine…-
The door slammed open and a boy
about fifteen with indigo hair and blue eyes stood there giving his sister a
sleepily and annoyed glared.
-Here you are- the eighteen- years
old girl with chestnut hair, amber eyes and black glasses said cheerfully to
her little brother, giving him his breakfast.
-Thanks- Ken said with sarcasm and
closed the door entering in his room and, probably, in his bed.
*******
-Bye potato-nose, have a nice day!-
Craig Tachikawa said to his eldest daughter who was busy to get out of the car
with her bags and her painting.
-Bye Dad!- Mimi shouted in answer.
The school was slowly getting full.
Boys and girls were chatting,
laughing, gossiping, having fun.
It would have been a normal day of
school, studying, or better, doing nothing while the teacher taught, chatting
and going home, everybody thought.
But it wouldn't have been a normal
day for a guy called Matt Ishida.
Matt Ishida was a tall, blond
haired, blue eyed eighteen-years old boy. He was the most popular boy in the
school; everybody loved him, everybody admired him. And he was engaged with
Sora Takenouchi, the most popular girl; the girl who would have been without
doubts elected Prom Queen.
Matt and Sora were named "the
perfect couple" and everybody envied them.
This was the reality Matt lived in
until the day before.
Our blonde was walking in the
courtyard with his best friends, the brunette tai Kamiya and the red-headed
Izzy Izumi.
-Hey guys, have you seen Sora
today?- Matt asked his pals.
-Nope. I don't see her nor Yolei
and Yoko since they went to Osaka for the Spring Holidays-
-Hey Matt, she's arriving!- Izzy
informed his friend.
-Hi beautiful- Matt said moving
close to kiss her.
Strangely she moved away from him,
saying she smelt bad of Light Coke and asked for a chewing-gum.
-Hey Sora, what's up with you?-
Matt asked her worried.
-Well, Matt, that's it; between us
can't work; I'm sorry, but did you really believe that I would end the school
with you? Oh, you did? You're so sweet!- Sora replied to a shocked Matt.
- But…how? When?! You left two
weeks ago for Osaka still loving me, and now you come back and pretend we
suddenly break-up?! I want you explain why, and I want you to do it now
dammit!- Matt shouted angrily.
-Listen Matt, it's a long story…-
an annoyed Sora began.
-Which I want to hear now!- Matt
interrupted her.
-Whoa, calm down! I didn't want you
to suffer, but, hey, if you insist…It began when me, Yolei and Yoko went to the
seaside in Osaka. Yoko was drunk and she made some moves on an old man, who was
an hairdresser of a TV star. The man offered us to go to a star-only party on
the beach and we accepted-
-This is very interesting, but can
you get to when you decide to break-up with me?- Matt asked ironically.
-I'm going to- Sora replied – well,
at this party, guess who was chose to dance on the swimming pool? Sora
Takenouchi! I was dancing when a ball pushed me down. I was falling in the
water, when a guy saved me. Joe Kido. He was the most attractive and charming
guy I ever met. (A/N= what?! Matt is way better, you fool chicken!) We
spent together the rest of days. He knew how to make me really happy!- Sora
concluded her story.
-Joe…Kido? What the hell of a name
is this?!- Matt asked half shocked and half angry.
-And what the hell of a name is
Matt Ishida?- Sora replied – for your information, he plays in the "Real World"
show!-
-In the what?!- the blonde said-
oh, wait I got it…hey, he his that illiterate who was kicked out of a
volleyball team!-
-And so?-
-He eats his toes' nails in front
of thousand of people! It's disgusting!- Matt exploded completely furious.
-Well baby, now I'm with him, so
goodbye! But don't worry; I'll come to the Prom with you; after all we will be
elected so we should let the others see us together- Sora said and then
disappeared in the crowd.
-Hey Ishida, bad news?- Tai asked
with sarcasm.
-Sora just dumped me! For a TV
freak!- Matt answered him.
-Whoa! You're so screwed up
friend!- Tai said.
-Why is that?- Matt asked worried-
I can have every girl I want!-
-Yeah, that's true, but, man, we're
talking about Sora Takenouchi. Sora Takenouchi! She's everything a girl would
wish to be and a guy could want! That is, she's a female you!- Izzy told Matt.
-It can be true, but I can make
every girl of the school a Prom Queen- Matt said, then noticed a nameless girl-
take that girl, for example, now she's nobody; but with the right look, and,
first of all, the right guy, voilà, she'll be the new Prom Queen!- Matt
concluded.
-I feel a smell of a bet- Tai said.
-What do you mean?- the other two
asked him.
-Our Matty-boy says he can make
every girl of our school a Prom Queen. Show us!- Tai explained.
-I'm in, you decide how to make the
bet- Matt said agreeing.
-Whoa, no guys, this isn't right-
Izzy began, but Tai interrupted him.
-I choose the girl and you make her
our queen in eight weeks- he said.
- Guys I'm not in this stupid bet!-
Izzy announced.
-All right- Matt accepted.
-Uhm, what girl can I choose?- Tai
wondered – what do you think about that girl?- he pointed a girl with flat
chest, then a girl who was blowing in the soap-balls, then a fat girl.
-Uhm, I dunno. Izzy, what do
you think?- Matt asked pensive.
-I'm not going to be involved in
this mess- Izzy repeated.
-No, I've decided! I choose that
girl!- Tai exclaimed, pointing a girl with long chestnut hair, amber eyes and
black glasses, wo had just fallen down because of the heavy bags she was
carrying with herself.
-Oh no!- Matt laughed – Not Mimi
Tachikawa! I can stand flat chest, weirdness and fatness, but horrible and
frightening is another matter!-
-Sorry Ishida, but you have to work
hard to make Mimi Tachikawa the Prom Queen, so we leave you alone- Tai giggled.
-Oh dear…- Matt murmured.
End of Chapter One
Huriko= so, was it good or bad? I
want some reviews before write the next chapter, because I've got to see the
film many times to learn the sentences! And my poor mind asks for pity ^__^
oh, you've finally finished no darling, we have to see the film
again noooooo!!!!
