PROBLEM PAGES
By Ginny & Frances
10Payling
Mr. O'Donell
PROBLEM PAGES! With Auntie Babs.
15/9/00
Q; I fancy my best friend's boyfriend! I think he's really cute
and fit. I find him really attractive, but I can't go out with
him, because he's already going out with my best friend! Please
help me!
Harriet, Ireland.
A; Never mind about your best friend; go out with him anyway.
you know you want to.
12/8/00
Q; One of my friends has told the boy I USED to fancy that I still
like him. This boy has a really big ego and believes my friend.
I'm so embarrassed! What shall I do????
Distressed Teenager, London.
A; My advice to you is this;
a) Kill the boy, so he can't spread the rumour
b) Kill your friend. It will probably help you feel better!
c) Kill yourself and avoid the embarrassment
And/ or
d) Kill everyone he knows so the rumour won't spread.
14/9/00
Q; My Dad's girlfriend is flirting with me and I really don't
know who to tell. I feel like my life is being pulled in so many
directions. I like his new girlfriend, and if I told my Dad he'd
go mental. She knows she's doing it, but I'm not sure if she really
means it? What should I do?
Exhibit A, London
A; Never mind about your dad. Go out with this girl anyway.. You
know you want to.
11/9/00
Q; I can't be bothered to do my school work, especially in IT.
My teacher doesn't even notice, and I am falling behind. I don't
want to talk to my teacher, since there is a rumour that he battered
an old lady to death with a fish and might try and get me. What
shall I do?
A; Run away and leave school. Enjoy freedom!
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OK, some of that was private jokes... we wrote this in our IT class last year. Our final advice is; NEVER ASK US FOR ADVICE! LoL. Please leave a review!
Ginny :) and ~Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Gorgeous~