Disclaimer: Blah blah ... you know the drill. Also, this can be consider either:
a) funny and insane
or b) insane and unfunny
Your pick.
Also, this is NOT my school.
Teacher: Now we have some new students today class ...
-FLASHBACK-
Teacher: We have a new student today.
Student: DIIIIE! (runs after teacher swinging a fire axe)
-PRESENT-
Teacher: ... unfortunently. Now I can't be bothered to read the list,
Kid: 'cause you can't read.
Teacher: How'd you know?! Anyway they're mainly from some TV show so you should recognize 'em.
(enter A guy dressed in black who calls himself "The Graffiti Master", Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey,
Giovanni, Jessie, James, Todd and Duplica and all thier Pokèmon)
Graffiti Master: A wall!
(Graffiti Master sprays the wall with a huge picture of an ass)
Runt: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Teacher: Go to the next room!
Runt: Make me.
Teacher: No. Hehe reverse phychology. Now the first lesson is English
and as we are doing sentance structure,
Kid: And you can't read.
Teacher: Who keeps saying that? We're having a dance lesson.
(spins) This is called Twirling like an idiot.
(falls over)
Jessie: What's that called?
Teacher: NEXT DOOR NOW!
Jessie: Make me.
(Teacher hurls her through the wall)
Jessie: ****!
Class Runt: HAHAHAHAHA!
Teacher: NEXT DOOR, NOW!
Class Runt: Make me.
Teacher: No.
Jessie: Oh that is ****ing unfair.
Teacher: Now this is called ... (jumps up and down spinning his fingers in
his ears) ... I dunno.
Jessie: Great.
Teacher: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO NEXT DOOR!
Jessie: I AM NEXT DOOR!
Teacher: STOP HARRASING ME PEOPLE! AAAGH! (Runs out screaming)
A kid: Hey! No teacher...
(2 minutes later)
The screen shows a black board covered in graffiti and the Grafitti master
spraying the walls, several desks are upturned, loud music is playing
and you can hear high-pitched giggling coming from the supply cupboard.
Kid: Holy **** people! We're free until the bell goes! Hahahahaha! ****!
(Kid cuts himself on a knife stuck into the wall)
(Soon the bell goes)
Everyone: ****!
(Jessie and James climb out of the cupboard)
Kid: Maths next.
(in the maths room)
Teacher: What is 1+1?
Runt: 12
Teacher: Correct. Now 2+2?
Ash: I wanna be the worlds best Pokèmon master!
Misty: He'll never fall for that one you idiot.
Teacher: Both of you are correct. 2+3.
Jessie: 5.
Teacher: YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT YOUNG LADY!
What is a palentdromic date?
Giovanni: A time when the planets are aligned and pink bunnies take over the earth?
Teacher: Err ... (checks book) yes. What is a phychopath?
Kid: What does this have to do with maths?
Teacher: Correct. Now, what is a ...
(Kid sneaks up to a bell and hits it with a tuning fork)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Teacher: A two minute lesson? Well break, now get out of here before I
fix every one of you personally! Oh, and can some of you take the new kids
on a tour.
Kid: This is the school shop, we aren't allowed in the back for some reason.
(zooms into the back and shows an illegal fireworks sale and three people playing
rock, paper, scissors roulette (basicly where whover loses the round has to put
a gun in his/her mouth and fire and see if a bullet comes out))
Kid: We also aren't allowed into the male staff room.
(zooms into the room and you see Playboys and porn posters everywhere)
All the new kids sneak off.
Ash: That sucked.
Misty: For once I agree with you.
Brock: Mist and Ash
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-OW!
(gets whacked by a mallet)
I thought that's what kids do.
Misty: You are a dimwit Brock.
RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Gary: Art next.
Ash: Shuddup.
Art Teacher (has a German accent): HELLO! After doing twenty years of still life it's time we
moved on.
Everyone: At last.
Art Teacher: To Nude Modelling!
Everyone: Crap.
Art Teacher: Any volenteers.
(the students stand in a horse-shoe shape around the teacher none of them
moving in, Misty stares at the window in horror)
(a Caterpie, pepper and carrot and on the window sill)
Misty: AAAH! (runs into the centre)
Art Teacher: Gut! A volenteer!
Misty: Eep.
To be continued...
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a) funny and insane
or b) insane and unfunny
Your pick.
Also, this is NOT my school.
Teacher: Now we have some new students today class ...
-FLASHBACK-
Teacher: We have a new student today.
Student: DIIIIE! (runs after teacher swinging a fire axe)
-PRESENT-
Teacher: ... unfortunently. Now I can't be bothered to read the list,
Kid: 'cause you can't read.
Teacher: How'd you know?! Anyway they're mainly from some TV show so you should recognize 'em.
(enter A guy dressed in black who calls himself "The Graffiti Master", Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey,
Giovanni, Jessie, James, Todd and Duplica and all thier Pokèmon)
Graffiti Master: A wall!
(Graffiti Master sprays the wall with a huge picture of an ass)
Runt: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Teacher: Go to the next room!
Runt: Make me.
Teacher: No. Hehe reverse phychology. Now the first lesson is English
and as we are doing sentance structure,
Kid: And you can't read.
Teacher: Who keeps saying that? We're having a dance lesson.
(spins) This is called Twirling like an idiot.
(falls over)
Jessie: What's that called?
Teacher: NEXT DOOR NOW!
Jessie: Make me.
(Teacher hurls her through the wall)
Jessie: ****!
Class Runt: HAHAHAHAHA!
Teacher: NEXT DOOR, NOW!
Class Runt: Make me.
Teacher: No.
Jessie: Oh that is ****ing unfair.
Teacher: Now this is called ... (jumps up and down spinning his fingers in
his ears) ... I dunno.
Jessie: Great.
Teacher: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO NEXT DOOR!
Jessie: I AM NEXT DOOR!
Teacher: STOP HARRASING ME PEOPLE! AAAGH! (Runs out screaming)
A kid: Hey! No teacher...
(2 minutes later)
The screen shows a black board covered in graffiti and the Grafitti master
spraying the walls, several desks are upturned, loud music is playing
and you can hear high-pitched giggling coming from the supply cupboard.
Kid: Holy **** people! We're free until the bell goes! Hahahahaha! ****!
(Kid cuts himself on a knife stuck into the wall)
(Soon the bell goes)
Everyone: ****!
(Jessie and James climb out of the cupboard)
Kid: Maths next.
(in the maths room)
Teacher: What is 1+1?
Runt: 12
Teacher: Correct. Now 2+2?
Ash: I wanna be the worlds best Pokèmon master!
Misty: He'll never fall for that one you idiot.
Teacher: Both of you are correct. 2+3.
Jessie: 5.
Teacher: YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT YOUNG LADY!
What is a palentdromic date?
Giovanni: A time when the planets are aligned and pink bunnies take over the earth?
Teacher: Err ... (checks book) yes. What is a phychopath?
Kid: What does this have to do with maths?
Teacher: Correct. Now, what is a ...
(Kid sneaks up to a bell and hits it with a tuning fork)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Teacher: A two minute lesson? Well break, now get out of here before I
fix every one of you personally! Oh, and can some of you take the new kids
on a tour.
Kid: This is the school shop, we aren't allowed in the back for some reason.
(zooms into the back and shows an illegal fireworks sale and three people playing
rock, paper, scissors roulette (basicly where whover loses the round has to put
a gun in his/her mouth and fire and see if a bullet comes out))
Kid: We also aren't allowed into the male staff room.
(zooms into the room and you see Playboys and porn posters everywhere)
All the new kids sneak off.
Ash: That sucked.
Misty: For once I agree with you.
Brock: Mist and Ash
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-OW!
(gets whacked by a mallet)
I thought that's what kids do.
Misty: You are a dimwit Brock.
RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Gary: Art next.
Ash: Shuddup.
Art Teacher (has a German accent): HELLO! After doing twenty years of still life it's time we
moved on.
Everyone: At last.
Art Teacher: To Nude Modelling!
Everyone: Crap.
Art Teacher: Any volenteers.
(the students stand in a horse-shoe shape around the teacher none of them
moving in, Misty stares at the window in horror)
(a Caterpie, pepper and carrot and on the window sill)
Misty: AAAH! (runs into the centre)
Art Teacher: Gut! A volenteer!
Misty: Eep.
To be continued...
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