Discalimer: God damn. Read the other one.
(Misty is posing in the nude in front of a circle of the pupils)
Art Teacher: (Looking at Gary's work)
Gut gut!
(Moves on to Tracey)
No ... zis is NOT Proffesor Oak Tracy.
(Moves on to Ash)
(amazed) How did you do this?
Ash: I get a lot of practice.
Misty: You mean THAT'S why I woke up naked yesterday...
Ash: Er ... um ...
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Ash: Phew.
Gary: Hahahahaha!
(starts singing the Ash and Misty sitting in a tree... song)
(gets whacked by a Misty in her underclothes)
IT lesson
IT teacher: Now go on anything you want while I look up some hentai ...
er - er ... I hate talking to myself into corners!
(runs off)
(Ash logs into a pokèmon site)
(Duplica searches for acting techniques and looks for dittos)
(Misty looks on bugphobiacsanonymous.com)
(Todd looks on a camera site)
(Gary looks for yaoi couples)
Ash: What's a Pi-ka-choo?
(gets shocked)
What is it?
(gets shocked)
Pikachu?
(Pikachu says add two and two dummy...)
Oh, "He'll never fall for that one you idiot!" How silly of me!
(gets shocked)
Misty: AH! A CATERPIE ON THE SCREEN! THE APOCOLYPSE HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE!
(runs off for ten minutes)
Gary: WHAT THE **** IS PALLETSHIPPING?!
IT teacher (muffled): DON'T SWEAR! Oh Joy I'd like to **** your ass off! (drools)
Brock: ... Hey that's my idea!
Giovanni: Huh ... how many guys have plotted to take over the Earth? It's so
old, I know - I'll sing instead! Jessie, James listen to my song.
# People are dying, children are crying,
but I'M SUPER! Thanks for ashkin'! Sorry Mr...
Jessie and James: It's gonna be a long day!
Misty: Oh GOD MY EARS!
RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Runt: Lunch.
(in the lunch room)
(everyone is sitting at the same table)
(the doors burst open and fifty storm troopers burst in!)
(enter the bully)
Bully: Ass, gimme your seat.
Ash: No you'd be able to stare at Misty.
Bully: Bring it on.
(10 minutes later)
(all the kids are either hiding under chairs or tables or using pudding bowls
as helmets)
Ash (dueeling with the bully using a pencil): I will never turn to the dark side!
Bully: Not even for 100 bucks and bully immunity?
Ash: Hmm ...
(the following song is Generation Evil and Snodin the writer/author kindly let me use it
Thanx!)
Chief Bully:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY- THEN AGAIN, I AM!
'CAUSE I'M A F--KIN' MADMAN!
EVER SINCE I WAS ONE, MOM AND DAD SAID, "SON,
YOU'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD WHEN YOU GROW UP!"
AND HERE I AM- NINE YEARS OLD
DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TOLD
MADE MYSELF AN ARMY, MADE MYSELF A NAVY
MADE MYSELF A DYNASTY
Bullys:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
WE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY YOU!
CEO Jewish Bully:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND NASTY- THEN AGAIN WHO'S NOT?
'CAUSE THIS IS COMING FROM A NAZI!
WHEN I WAS FIVE, JUDAISM I COULD NO LONGER DESIRE
SO I SET 'EM ALL ON FIRE!
AND Y'ALL KNOW I DON'T REGRET IT. AND NO ONE WILL FORGET IT
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU DON'T GET IT!
NO ONE'S GONNA BLAME ME, NO ONE'S GONNA SHAME ME
'CAUSE EVERYBODY HERE THINKS THE SAME THING!
Bullys:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
WE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
Bullys:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND EVIL- CAUSE EVERYBODY IS!
AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHO GIVES A F--K IF WE'RE IN POST ARMEGEDDON?
NOBODY'S REGRETTIN' WHATEVER WE'VE DONE!
THEIR HELL IS OUR HEAVEN, THEIR HEAVEN'S THEIR LOSS!
HERE, WE'RE OUR OWN BOSS!
WELCOME TO THE NATION OF DEATH AND MUTILATION
OF EVERYBODY ELSE WHO AIN'T OUR GENERATION!
Ash:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
NOW I'M CONVINCED THAT YOUR MY KIND OF PEOPLE!
Bullys:
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
Ash:
That's great,
'CAUSE I'M STAYING WITH YOU!
(they all laugh)
Giovanni: # Have you ever had a dream come true?
(zoom out to reveal evidently fake Jessie and James models)
Giovanni: (finsihes song)
What'd ya think?
(zooms into Jessie and James)
(they're in the bully crowd along with Ash, Misty and The Grafitti Master.)
(As the crowd moves on you can see huge bits of grafitti behond them)
To be continued ...
PS Giovanni: I'm a great pop star!
(Misty is posing in the nude in front of a circle of the pupils)
Art Teacher: (Looking at Gary's work)
Gut gut!
(Moves on to Tracey)
No ... zis is NOT Proffesor Oak Tracy.
(Moves on to Ash)
(amazed) How did you do this?
Ash: I get a lot of practice.
Misty: You mean THAT'S why I woke up naked yesterday...
Ash: Er ... um ...
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Ash: Phew.
Gary: Hahahahaha!
(starts singing the Ash and Misty sitting in a tree... song)
(gets whacked by a Misty in her underclothes)
IT lesson
IT teacher: Now go on anything you want while I look up some hentai ...
er - er ... I hate talking to myself into corners!
(runs off)
(Ash logs into a pokèmon site)
(Duplica searches for acting techniques and looks for dittos)
(Misty looks on bugphobiacsanonymous.com)
(Todd looks on a camera site)
(Gary looks for yaoi couples)
Ash: What's a Pi-ka-choo?
(gets shocked)
What is it?
(gets shocked)
Pikachu?
(Pikachu says add two and two dummy...)
Oh, "He'll never fall for that one you idiot!" How silly of me!
(gets shocked)
Misty: AH! A CATERPIE ON THE SCREEN! THE APOCOLYPSE HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE!
(runs off for ten minutes)
Gary: WHAT THE **** IS PALLETSHIPPING?!
IT teacher (muffled): DON'T SWEAR! Oh Joy I'd like to **** your ass off! (drools)
Brock: ... Hey that's my idea!
Giovanni: Huh ... how many guys have plotted to take over the Earth? It's so
old, I know - I'll sing instead! Jessie, James listen to my song.
# People are dying, children are crying,
but I'M SUPER! Thanks for ashkin'! Sorry Mr...
Jessie and James: It's gonna be a long day!
Misty: Oh GOD MY EARS!
RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Runt: Lunch.
(in the lunch room)
(everyone is sitting at the same table)
(the doors burst open and fifty storm troopers burst in!)
(enter the bully)
Bully: Ass, gimme your seat.
Ash: No you'd be able to stare at Misty.
Bully: Bring it on.
(10 minutes later)
(all the kids are either hiding under chairs or tables or using pudding bowls
as helmets)
Ash (dueeling with the bully using a pencil): I will never turn to the dark side!
Bully: Not even for 100 bucks and bully immunity?
Ash: Hmm ...
(the following song is Generation Evil and Snodin the writer/author kindly let me use it
Thanx!)
Chief Bully:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY- THEN AGAIN, I AM!
'CAUSE I'M A F--KIN' MADMAN!
EVER SINCE I WAS ONE, MOM AND DAD SAID, "SON,
YOU'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD WHEN YOU GROW UP!"
AND HERE I AM- NINE YEARS OLD
DOING EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TOLD
MADE MYSELF AN ARMY, MADE MYSELF A NAVY
MADE MYSELF A DYNASTY
Bullys:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
WE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY YOU!
CEO Jewish Bully:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND NASTY- THEN AGAIN WHO'S NOT?
'CAUSE THIS IS COMING FROM A NAZI!
WHEN I WAS FIVE, JUDAISM I COULD NO LONGER DESIRE
SO I SET 'EM ALL ON FIRE!
AND Y'ALL KNOW I DON'T REGRET IT. AND NO ONE WILL FORGET IT
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU DON'T GET IT!
NO ONE'S GONNA BLAME ME, NO ONE'S GONNA SHAME ME
'CAUSE EVERYBODY HERE THINKS THE SAME THING!
Bullys:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
WE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
Bullys:
THIS IS GONNA SOUND EVIL- CAUSE EVERYBODY IS!
AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHO GIVES A F--K IF WE'RE IN POST ARMEGEDDON?
NOBODY'S REGRETTIN' WHATEVER WE'VE DONE!
THEIR HELL IS OUR HEAVEN, THEIR HEAVEN'S THEIR LOSS!
HERE, WE'RE OUR OWN BOSS!
WELCOME TO THE NATION OF DEATH AND MUTILATION
OF EVERYBODY ELSE WHO AIN'T OUR GENERATION!
Ash:
WE ARE THE KIDS OF GENERATION EVIL
NOW I'M CONVINCED THAT YOUR MY KIND OF PEOPLE!
Bullys:
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
EV'RYBODY COME AND STAND UP
EV'RYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL YA
WHAT TO DO
EV'RYBODY TAKE YOUR PLACES
SEE OUR HAPPY, SMILEY FACES
WE'RE THE KIDS YOU SHOULD BE WITH,
AND WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOU!
Ash:
That's great,
'CAUSE I'M STAYING WITH YOU!
(they all laugh)
Giovanni: # Have you ever had a dream come true?
(zoom out to reveal evidently fake Jessie and James models)
Giovanni: (finsihes song)
What'd ya think?
(zooms into Jessie and James)
(they're in the bully crowd along with Ash, Misty and The Grafitti Master.)
(As the crowd moves on you can see huge bits of grafitti behond them)
To be continued ...
PS Giovanni: I'm a great pop star!