Disclaimer: Hmm ... I bet you are wondering!
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All the singing kids: Aw.
Giovanni: # Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away,
but that was ...
Everyone: Shut up!
Giovanni: I'm hurt. (sniffles) # I see friends shakin' hands
saying, "How do you do?" they're really saying I love you.
Gary: When Ash says that to Misty that's true. (sings the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song)
(Misty whacks him over the head with a sledge hammer)
(Gary is out cold)
Misty: (whistles and strafes off)
(Half-way through the lesson)
(You can see all the students in a gym (human!) half-dressed)
PE teacher: Hello everyone! Now today ...
(sees Jessie - the only person in PE gear)
CHANGE OUT OF THAT SLUTTY OUTFIT RIGHT NOW!
Jessie: NO!
PE Teacher: NEXT DOOR NOW!
Jessie: Okay, then I'll go next ...
PE Teacher: (cutting in) Too slow! (hurls Jessie through the wall)
Jessie: Oh no, not again!
PE Teacher: ... anyway we're doing cricket.
Bully: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (swings a cricket bat
-FLASHBACK-
Teacher: We have a new student today.
Student: DIIIIE! (runs after teacher swinging a fire axe)
-END FLASHBACK-
PE Teacher: OH NO! YOU'RE STILL HERE! (The bully was the new kid who attacked
the illiterate teacher)
(PE Teacher runs off into the sunset, leaving the bully behind)
PE Teacher: OW! SUN HOT! SUN HO-OT!
Bully: ... How the **** did he get there? And why the hell am I carrying
a cricket bat? (chucks it off)
Ash: Wow.
Kid: Hey, some one's not here...
-NEARBY-
Gary: (stirring) Uh...
(Gary gets hit by a flying cricket bat)
Gary: OW! (falls unconcious)
-IN THE GYM-
Kid: Eh ... who cares?
(zooms out to see the Graffiti Master offering "stunning portraits on the wall and
bootleg CDs)
Ash and Misty: Me first!
Graffiti Master: Relax I'll do both of you.
(sprays on a pornographic picture of Ash and Misty in ... an unusual position.)
Ash and Misty: ... It's GREAT!
Graffiti Master: 10 bucks.
Bully: (speaking thorugh a megaphone) WILL ALL BULLY GANG MEMBERS
PLEASE REPORT TO THE TOILETS 20 MINUTES AFTER SCHOOL! ALL
PEOPLE WISHING TO JOIN CAN COME AT THIER OWN RISK! I REPEAT ... ALL
-After school-
The school runt walks through the door ... to find EVERY STUDENT
THERE!
Giovanni: # 55 bottles of ... hic beer on the wall! 55 bottles of ...
stuff. You take one down and ya' ... hic! it around.
67 bottles of ...
(you see Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan fighting around)
Runt: Er ... wow!
Bully King: Approach my toilet cubicle for membership.
(Runt opens a door)
Ash and Misty: Mmm ... HEY! A LITTLE PRIVACY!
(Runt trys again)
J+J: HEY!
(Runt tries yet again)
(shows Graffiti Master spraying the S word onto the toilet)
Graffiti Master: S-H-I-and- HEY! SHOO!
(Runt opens the final door)
Bully King: Oh GOD! You! Everyone - pile on this runt.
(everyone chases after Runt, (except for a few preoccupied people) who
quickly runs off.)
-TWO MINUTES LATER-
(Runt is outside the open supply cupboard)
Runt: Thirsty!
(He sees a bottle with a smily face on it and gulps it down.)
(Runts eyes go crossed and a silly grin appears on his face)
To be continued ...
NEXT CHAPTER BASED NEXT DAY
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All the singing kids: Aw.
Giovanni: # Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away,
but that was ...
Everyone: Shut up!
Giovanni: I'm hurt. (sniffles) # I see friends shakin' hands
saying, "How do you do?" they're really saying I love you.
Gary: When Ash says that to Misty that's true. (sings the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song)
(Misty whacks him over the head with a sledge hammer)
(Gary is out cold)
Misty: (whistles and strafes off)
(Half-way through the lesson)
(You can see all the students in a gym (human!) half-dressed)
PE teacher: Hello everyone! Now today ...
(sees Jessie - the only person in PE gear)
CHANGE OUT OF THAT SLUTTY OUTFIT RIGHT NOW!
Jessie: NO!
PE Teacher: NEXT DOOR NOW!
Jessie: Okay, then I'll go next ...
PE Teacher: (cutting in) Too slow! (hurls Jessie through the wall)
Jessie: Oh no, not again!
PE Teacher: ... anyway we're doing cricket.
Bully: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (swings a cricket bat
-FLASHBACK-
Teacher: We have a new student today.
Student: DIIIIE! (runs after teacher swinging a fire axe)
-END FLASHBACK-
PE Teacher: OH NO! YOU'RE STILL HERE! (The bully was the new kid who attacked
the illiterate teacher)
(PE Teacher runs off into the sunset, leaving the bully behind)
PE Teacher: OW! SUN HOT! SUN HO-OT!
Bully: ... How the **** did he get there? And why the hell am I carrying
a cricket bat? (chucks it off)
Ash: Wow.
Kid: Hey, some one's not here...
-NEARBY-
Gary: (stirring) Uh...
(Gary gets hit by a flying cricket bat)
Gary: OW! (falls unconcious)
-IN THE GYM-
Kid: Eh ... who cares?
(zooms out to see the Graffiti Master offering "stunning portraits on the wall and
bootleg CDs)
Ash and Misty: Me first!
Graffiti Master: Relax I'll do both of you.
(sprays on a pornographic picture of Ash and Misty in ... an unusual position.)
Ash and Misty: ... It's GREAT!
Graffiti Master: 10 bucks.
Bully: (speaking thorugh a megaphone) WILL ALL BULLY GANG MEMBERS
PLEASE REPORT TO THE TOILETS 20 MINUTES AFTER SCHOOL! ALL
PEOPLE WISHING TO JOIN CAN COME AT THIER OWN RISK! I REPEAT ... ALL
-After school-
The school runt walks through the door ... to find EVERY STUDENT
THERE!
Giovanni: # 55 bottles of ... hic beer on the wall! 55 bottles of ...
stuff. You take one down and ya' ... hic! it around.
67 bottles of ...
(you see Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan fighting around)
Runt: Er ... wow!
Bully King: Approach my toilet cubicle for membership.
(Runt opens a door)
Ash and Misty: Mmm ... HEY! A LITTLE PRIVACY!
(Runt trys again)
J+J: HEY!
(Runt tries yet again)
(shows Graffiti Master spraying the S word onto the toilet)
Graffiti Master: S-H-I-and- HEY! SHOO!
(Runt opens the final door)
Bully King: Oh GOD! You! Everyone - pile on this runt.
(everyone chases after Runt, (except for a few preoccupied people) who
quickly runs off.)
-TWO MINUTES LATER-
(Runt is outside the open supply cupboard)
Runt: Thirsty!
(He sees a bottle with a smily face on it and gulps it down.)
(Runts eyes go crossed and a silly grin appears on his face)
To be continued ...
NEXT CHAPTER BASED NEXT DAY