School ... Part 4
(Sunset - all is peaceful in a cornfield the scarecrow blows in the wind - the farmer
is in town on a killing spree and well, you get the idea)
(suddenly!) (nothing)
Lupustheflyingdog: I apologize for the appauling mistake that may be mistaken for a
joke - rest assured you're taxes will be raised for this.
Audiance: Aw ... No!
(suddenly) Runt: Jhjhjhsjhrjhrhwdjghdhfyewuy384hfoo!
(a HUGE robotic spaceship thing comes directly above Runt)
Robot: Child out of school - commencing fetch sequence!
(a huge three pronged claw picks up Runt)
(when everyone else is trudging into school)
Robot: (50 feet up still holding Runt) Dropping off! (drops Runt)
Runt: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! gGhfhdfasf! WEEEEEEEE!
Gary: (stirring again) Uhg! (looks up to see Runt falling directly above him)
Oh no, not agai... (you hear a bonk! as Runt lands on Gary knocking him unconcious
and walks into school)
INSIDE
Illiterate teacher: Now as you know I can't do English.
Kid: 'Cos you can't re... (BANG!)
Illiterate teacher: (holding a smoking magnum) Got 'im!
Runt: jGJHGJGjgjfgsjdgfjsui36r873cb!
Illiterate Teacher: Really? Must dash!
Ash: Are all the teacher's here insane.
Bully: That's my theory.
Ash: What happened to our revelotion again?
Bully: Oh we just demanded the restrictions on the internet go off, we get to wear
what WE want and we can DO what WE want.
Ash: So that's why Misty -- (NC-17 bit and I can't be bothered to write
it)
Bully: Yeah. Weren't you an innocent sissy on your show.
Ash: Wasn't Conker cutsey before Conker's Bad Fur Day?
Bully: ... fuck. You're right.
--- Half a second later ---
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit! Why are we doing this again?
Bully: Who cares? Fu...
--- Next lesson ---
PE Teacher: To master Karate you must have complete concentration ...
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
PE Teacher: ... and you will soon be able to do this! (kicks through a wall)
Ash: Fhit!
Bully: Suck!
(OUTSIDE)
(Gary stirs only to get knocked out again by the wrecked Gym wall)
(a teacher passes by)
Gary: (half-concious) Heeeelp meee.
(Conker walks by, hits Gary with a frying pan and leaves again)
Misty:(from inside) Strange.
--- LAST LESSON AFTER 1 STUDENT DEATH, 5 TEACHER DEATHS, A CLOGGED TOILET
AND A BIG BOILER GOING MAD AND BREATHING FIRE ---
(you see a close up of Jessie being swung around and smashing through a wall)
(you see the view going up her skirt and then ... the view turns around to show Lupustheflyingdog)
Lupustheflyingdog: Hghm ... this fic has bad language and horrific violence ONLY!
(the screen goes black and you hear strange noises)
Message: The person responsible for this act of perversion has been forced to wear
a kilt in public for 54 years, then asked to be shot and fed to a three-headed dog
and finally asked to hump a beehive.
---- END OF CHAPTER ----
(Sunset - all is peaceful in a cornfield the scarecrow blows in the wind - the farmer
is in town on a killing spree and well, you get the idea)
(suddenly!) (nothing)
Lupustheflyingdog: I apologize for the appauling mistake that may be mistaken for a
joke - rest assured you're taxes will be raised for this.
Audiance: Aw ... No!
(suddenly) Runt: Jhjhjhsjhrjhrhwdjghdhfyewuy384hfoo!
(a HUGE robotic spaceship thing comes directly above Runt)
Robot: Child out of school - commencing fetch sequence!
(a huge three pronged claw picks up Runt)
(when everyone else is trudging into school)
Robot: (50 feet up still holding Runt) Dropping off! (drops Runt)
Runt: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! gGhfhdfasf! WEEEEEEEE!
Gary: (stirring again) Uhg! (looks up to see Runt falling directly above him)
Oh no, not agai... (you hear a bonk! as Runt lands on Gary knocking him unconcious
and walks into school)
INSIDE
Illiterate teacher: Now as you know I can't do English.
Kid: 'Cos you can't re... (BANG!)
Illiterate teacher: (holding a smoking magnum) Got 'im!
Runt: jGJHGJGjgjfgsjdgfjsui36r873cb!
Illiterate Teacher: Really? Must dash!
Ash: Are all the teacher's here insane.
Bully: That's my theory.
Ash: What happened to our revelotion again?
Bully: Oh we just demanded the restrictions on the internet go off, we get to wear
what WE want and we can DO what WE want.
Ash: So that's why Misty -- (NC-17 bit and I can't be bothered to write
it)
Bully: Yeah. Weren't you an innocent sissy on your show.
Ash: Wasn't Conker cutsey before Conker's Bad Fur Day?
Bully: ... fuck. You're right.
--- Half a second later ---
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
Ash: Shit! Why are we doing this again?
Bully: Who cares? Fu...
--- Next lesson ---
PE Teacher: To master Karate you must have complete concentration ...
Ash: Shit!
Bully: Fuck!
PE Teacher: ... and you will soon be able to do this! (kicks through a wall)
Ash: Fhit!
Bully: Suck!
(OUTSIDE)
(Gary stirs only to get knocked out again by the wrecked Gym wall)
(a teacher passes by)
Gary: (half-concious) Heeeelp meee.
(Conker walks by, hits Gary with a frying pan and leaves again)
Misty:(from inside) Strange.
--- LAST LESSON AFTER 1 STUDENT DEATH, 5 TEACHER DEATHS, A CLOGGED TOILET
AND A BIG BOILER GOING MAD AND BREATHING FIRE ---
(you see a close up of Jessie being swung around and smashing through a wall)
(you see the view going up her skirt and then ... the view turns around to show Lupustheflyingdog)
Lupustheflyingdog: Hghm ... this fic has bad language and horrific violence ONLY!
(the screen goes black and you hear strange noises)
Message: The person responsible for this act of perversion has been forced to wear
a kilt in public for 54 years, then asked to be shot and fed to a three-headed dog
and finally asked to hump a beehive.
---- END OF CHAPTER ----