Gundam Wing Bloopers
Gundam Wing Bloopers
Ice Lord: I don't own GW,
but I hope you like the story.
A normal filming of an episode of Gundam Wing. Ice Lord has
tied and gagged the real director, and is now in charge of what happens...
Ice Lord: Okay, we all ready?
Heero: Ice Lord! Relena's making fun of me!
*Relena points and laughs at Heero*
Ice Lord: RELENA! How many times do I have to tell you? Heero is
sensitive, you know that!
Relena: But it's so much fun!
Trowa: Catherine! Next time don't get so close to my damned ear!
You almost cut it off the last time!
Catherine: Trowa, you know I try really hard, please, don't
yell!
Trowa: Honestly! The things I put up with!
Catherine: Trowa! Don't be mad!
Heero: NO MORE YELLING!!! *retreats to a corner and rocks
himself*
Ice Lord: Trowa! Don't yell it will only make things worse!
Trowa: I'm tired of putting up with her throwing the damned
knife right next to my face and almost slicing me in half!
Heero: I'm in my happy place...
WuFie: Poor Heero, it will be okay. *walks over to Heero and
gives him a hug*
Heero: Are you sure?
WuFie: Positive.
Quatre: Hey guyzzzz sorrrrrry Iiiii'm late!
Ice Lord: Quatre, have you been drinking again?
Quatre: *falls onto a heap on the floor* Nope! Not me,
I'm as sober...as sober asssssss....
Ice Lord: As sober as that
guy down on third street with the bottle in a paper bag.
Quatre: EXACTLY!
Ice Lord: The things I have
to put up with...
Duo: My laboratory has no
power! It must be the hyper-molecular balancer...
Trowa: I need to get my
manager on the phone, PRONTO! I'm tired of working with these idiotic fools!
Heero: Trowa! Stop yelling!
Relena: *taunting
voice* Heero's a wittle baby!
Ice lord: STOP!!!!!
*silence befalls the room
and all stare at Ice Lord*
Ice Lord: That's better, now
let's get to the scene...um, let's see, Oh yeah, Heero, this is where you self
destruct.
A while later...
Heero: Mission, Accepted.
*clicks button-nothing happens* Uh, did I break it?
Trowa: DAMMIT! For the last
time, will someone on technicals get the damned button to work so Heero can be
thrown from his Gundam like a little lifeless doll covered in blood?
Take two...
Heero: Mission...Accepted!
*pushes button, Gundam blows up*
Quatre: *begins to
hysterically laugh*
Heero: *lands on ground
and promptly sits up with blood running down his face* IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO
BE FUNNY! *collapses again*
Take three...
Zechs: A boy? The Gundam's
pilot is only a boy?
Heero: Do you see anybody
else standing here?!
Zechs: There has to be a
stunt double or something somewhere...
Next Scene...
*Heavyarms picks up
Heero's body*
Zechs: Leave! I won't attack
you in a position like this!
*Heavyarms drops
Heero*
Trowa: Oops...
Heero: THAT HURT!!!
Take two...
*Heavyarms picks up
Heero*
Zechs: Leave! I won't attack
you in a position like this!
*Heavyarms begins to
leave...Heero's face turns blue*
Heero: Can't...breathe!
Trowa: *sighs* And I
thought he was SUPPOSED to be dead...
Onto another episode,
Wufie Fights Treize...
*Wufie thrusts his Gundam
into Treize's ship*
Trieze: OUCH!!!!
Wufie:*notices he ran
into Trieze* Oopsy...
Take two...
*Wufie opens cockpit door
and misses hopping onto the arm of his gundam*
Wufie:
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah! *splash*
Treize: Oh boy...
More to come soon! I
hope you liked it. Catch y'all later!
--Ice Lord
