Part 10
Don't stand so close to me
I need to figure out a tactic to approach Mr. Eberts, whom his friend Fraley claims isn't gay, but I really do not believe that. The women Mr. Eberts dates have nothing in common what so ever.I have studied them as much as I could in this short times, because I do not have the time, -or- the patience to track each girl that he has dated. If I were to do that, it may take too long, and the agency could have sent him to therapy by then, and he would be over any evilness that he may have possessed. Arnaud has informed me, that I need to stike while the iron is hot. Since it only happened yesterday, now would be a good time.
I am going to infitrate my way into the agency, why they are keeping their precious little lackey under lock and key. I think the only reason they keep him around, because the Official is too lazy to train another computer genius to do what ever he is told,and to shut up on command. The security will be easy to work on, they don't do much, just sit their all day.
The biggest problem is he doesn't have a type. Their is not even a common trait in a few of them, they all have various occupations, very body types, and from what it seems various favourites.I don't see how someone who dates a lot of people who have nothing in common. I don't believe he is fishing the field. I have no idea where he found them, I have a feeling a lot of them found him, -or- he would have chosen a type by now if he were the askee.They probably found him in a personal ads. Something that read something like. " Mousy Man looking for date, very shy, desk jockey, who plays video games for free time, watches soap operas, for fun,and is a computer genius.Goes to science fiction conventions on his vacations."It wouldn't suprise me, him using a personal ad, I am sure he can hardly find a date on his own. They were probably all on that bloody American thing, America Online, and they wanted him to fix it where they could really get on the internet, -or- something. It wouldn't suprise me, they would want him for his genius. He really isn't that handsome, he has sort of a puppy dog look to him. Maybe they really aren't women, maybe they are aliens, trying to study the normal human guy. Well, he definetly is not it.I am getting off track. I am trying and trying to see what they see in him. It would help me be easier, if I can find some quality that I find redeemable, but their are none.
I could kill Arnaud sometimes, I can't believe he still believes this a good idea. I don't even know what to do, I can try my damsel in distress act, like my car broke down in front of the agency.I know I have some tight, skimpy, bubbly clothes somewhere.I also would need lots of chewing gum, and find my cherry red lipstick, I think I still have those stupid pencil thin heel boots. I would have to be sure that Eberts comes out, and not Fawkes and/-or- Hobbes, I really do not need to be hit on by either of them. And I would not be happy if that happened.Any way whos to say this Eberts has a car, he probably catches a cab to work. He lives in a house with four other guys, who split the rent. He can't make that much money, working for the government, they do not pay much. They can't, and basically hes just a secretary.
That's it, a mousy secretary. I can easily inflitrate as a secretary, -or- maybe an assisstant to Eberts. I am sure they would want to cut back his work load after his trauma. I can find high heels, some vheaply made business suit, and maybe some hoses with a few runs in them, and some thick glasses. I can easily obtain them, I need them to look especially desparte for a job, and I will fit right in. Its is not like the people at the agency wear designer duds. Would it work though? I really don't want the two stooges to hit on me, so I will have to try my best to turn them off from me. So, for this job, I have to be their worst nightmare, and Eberts dream woman, that might not be as hard as it seems, but Arnaud better have a giant reward for me, for finishing this.
(more to come)
Don't stand so close to me
I need to figure out a tactic to approach Mr. Eberts, whom his friend Fraley claims isn't gay, but I really do not believe that. The women Mr. Eberts dates have nothing in common what so ever.I have studied them as much as I could in this short times, because I do not have the time, -or- the patience to track each girl that he has dated. If I were to do that, it may take too long, and the agency could have sent him to therapy by then, and he would be over any evilness that he may have possessed. Arnaud has informed me, that I need to stike while the iron is hot. Since it only happened yesterday, now would be a good time.
I am going to infitrate my way into the agency, why they are keeping their precious little lackey under lock and key. I think the only reason they keep him around, because the Official is too lazy to train another computer genius to do what ever he is told,and to shut up on command. The security will be easy to work on, they don't do much, just sit their all day.
The biggest problem is he doesn't have a type. Their is not even a common trait in a few of them, they all have various occupations, very body types, and from what it seems various favourites.I don't see how someone who dates a lot of people who have nothing in common. I don't believe he is fishing the field. I have no idea where he found them, I have a feeling a lot of them found him, -or- he would have chosen a type by now if he were the askee.They probably found him in a personal ads. Something that read something like. " Mousy Man looking for date, very shy, desk jockey, who plays video games for free time, watches soap operas, for fun,and is a computer genius.Goes to science fiction conventions on his vacations."It wouldn't suprise me, him using a personal ad, I am sure he can hardly find a date on his own. They were probably all on that bloody American thing, America Online, and they wanted him to fix it where they could really get on the internet, -or- something. It wouldn't suprise me, they would want him for his genius. He really isn't that handsome, he has sort of a puppy dog look to him. Maybe they really aren't women, maybe they are aliens, trying to study the normal human guy. Well, he definetly is not it.I am getting off track. I am trying and trying to see what they see in him. It would help me be easier, if I can find some quality that I find redeemable, but their are none.
I could kill Arnaud sometimes, I can't believe he still believes this a good idea. I don't even know what to do, I can try my damsel in distress act, like my car broke down in front of the agency.I know I have some tight, skimpy, bubbly clothes somewhere.I also would need lots of chewing gum, and find my cherry red lipstick, I think I still have those stupid pencil thin heel boots. I would have to be sure that Eberts comes out, and not Fawkes and/-or- Hobbes, I really do not need to be hit on by either of them. And I would not be happy if that happened.Any way whos to say this Eberts has a car, he probably catches a cab to work. He lives in a house with four other guys, who split the rent. He can't make that much money, working for the government, they do not pay much. They can't, and basically hes just a secretary.
That's it, a mousy secretary. I can easily inflitrate as a secretary, -or- maybe an assisstant to Eberts. I am sure they would want to cut back his work load after his trauma. I can find high heels, some vheaply made business suit, and maybe some hoses with a few runs in them, and some thick glasses. I can easily obtain them, I need them to look especially desparte for a job, and I will fit right in. Its is not like the people at the agency wear designer duds. Would it work though? I really don't want the two stooges to hit on me, so I will have to try my best to turn them off from me. So, for this job, I have to be their worst nightmare, and Eberts dream woman, that might not be as hard as it seems, but Arnaud better have a giant reward for me, for finishing this.
(more to come)