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A.N: please don't ask me what compelled me to write this. Guess it's because I was listening to the gogo's while reading some fics. A lot of people won't know how this song goes (well excluding if you are in your mid twenties), but it is really good. Please r&r. flames will be laughed at. And the story line here is really stupid. Why they are making a music video, I have no idea.

Disclaimer: Diet Coke belongs to a really rich guy in Atlanta, Calvin Klein underwear belongs to Calvin Klein, The Gogo's own themselves. "I'm too sexy for myself" belongs to some British group. And everyone else belongs to J.K. Rowling

Director's voice

"Take one for

This School

(Real title: This Town by the Gogo's)

New lyrics by lightning bug"

Parvati, Lavender, Hermione, Cho, and Ginny walk on stage. Parvati stands behind the microphone. Lavender and Hermione go and pick up guitars. Cho picks up a bass, and Ginny goes to the drum set. Then Parvati starts singing

We all know the chosen toys

Of pretty girls and Quidditch boys

Learn that spell

Jump in the class

Life's a kick in this school

Life's a kick in this school

As soon as they sing "Quidditch boys" the guys from the Gryffindor Quidditch team come on stage and start posing. The girls keep on singing with odd looks on their faces. At the end of the verse, Lavender yelled, "Cut! What are you guys doing here?"

            Harry: It says right here, "Quidditch boys" Well that's what we are!"

            Fred: I've always wanted to be model! *grins sarcastically*

            George: I'd like to thank all my fans

            Hermione: well this is not your chance! *she and Lavender run them off stage using their guitars*

Director's voice

"Take two for

This School

(Real title: This Town by the Gogo's)

New lyrics by lightning bug"

This school is our school

It is so magical

Bet you'd come here if you could

And be one of us

This school is our school

It is so dangerous

Bet you'd come here if you could

And be one of us

Right at the end of the chorus, Malfoy comes waltzing into the studio wearing black underwear sipping a diet coke. Everyone gasps and a few people faint He spits it out as he notices where he is.

            Malfoy: This isn't studio four is it?

            Everyone on stage except Ginny (who has fainted): NO!!!!

            Malfoy: Sh*t. D*mn Calvin Klein execs. They told me studio five!

            He leaves, but has a few of the female assistants of the director following him.

Director's voice

"Take three for

This School

(Real title: This Town by the Gogo's)

New lyrics by lightning bug"

To add to the words that we said before

We're all witches- we're all whores

Discarded guys

Like worn out robes

Litter the halls of this school

Litter the halls of this school

            Amazingly they get through that verse with nothing going wrong

This school is our school

It is so magical

Bet you'd come here if you could

And be one of us

            Suddenly Ron walks in from the back door holding some roses and says, "Ready for our date Herm?"

            Everyone looks at Hermione

            Cho: I though you were with Harry?

            Ron: You told me that you'd be finished at 4:00!

            Hermione: Well we were running a bit late

            Director: Ron get off the stage!

            Cho: Yes! Harry is mine!!!!

            Hermione is still blushing about the fact that everyone found about their secret romance.

Director's voice

"Take four for

This School

(Real title: This Town by the Gogo's)

New lyrics by lightning bug"

This school is our school

It is so dangerous

Bet you'd come her if you could

And be one of us.

Parvati, Lavender, Hermione, Ginny, and Cho all get up and bow. Then The Quidditch boys, Malfoy wearing his underwear (he got the wring studio AGAIN!! This guy is an idiot) and Ron come on stage and pose. Well except for Fred and George. They start singing 'I'm too sexy for myself'